Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Where There’s A Bill, There’s A Way Read Where There’s A Bill, There’s A Way I work for a utility call center. The most frequent calls I get are for bills, setting up new service, or closing service for people who moved, etc. One fr...
Sep 04, 2026 from The Jaxson Renderings: Riverfront Plaza Hotel & Residences Gateway Jax seeks DDRB conceptual approval for its Riverfront Plaza Hotel & Residences project at the former Jacksonville Landing site. Let us known what you think! -
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So this isn’t my own story per se, but thought I would share it anyways. My friend used to work as nurse in at a hospital and told me stories about her patients (anonymously) every time she ha...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For about 30 years, I taught algebra in colleges. One of the most frequently made mistakes in algebra is improper canceling in fractions. For example, when students see (x+3)/(x+5), they might...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Matter How You Slice It, It’s Friday Read No Matter How You Slice It, It’s Friday Customer: "I want that Two for Tuesday deal." Me: "It's Friday." Customer: "It's Tuesday somewhere." Me: "That's not true." Read No Matter How You Slice...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Back in 2013 I worked for company with some international presence. We had scheduled a business dinner in a Chinese restaurant. The negotiations were on the verge of failure. While I wasn’t i...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failed The Pup Quiz Read Failed The Pup Quiz Woman: "I ordered a puppy off the internet, and he's arriving in the next few days." Not a great start, but let's see where this goes. Woman: "I've never owned a pet before...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving The Point Home, And Back Again Read Driving The Point Home, And Back Again I went to pick up a customer (worth noting she was renting a car for a weekend getaway), called her when I got to her apartment, and she came downstairs ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Board Read We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Board A new hire, on her first day, is standing next to me at customer service to pick up the ropes. She confidently asks an approaching woman how she can help. Read ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sew Much For First Impressions Read Sew Much For First Impressions I was interviewing for a position as a seamstress in an alterations shop that specialized in cosplay. I had brought a number of samples of my work with me to be ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Serendipitously Stupid Yeah, I'm stupid—serendipitously stupid. Oh, life's rigged? Okay then, just be so stupid that you come out on top; that's easy enough. People talk about horseshoe theory regarding political radical...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Even A Wrong Customer Is Right Twice A Day Read Even A Wrong Customer Is Right Twice A Day Customer: "Aren’t you sure you're not supposed to be in school?" I look down at the clock and see it’s 6 PM. I look at him, confused, and say: Me: "N...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blank Screen, Blank Stare Read Blank Screen, Blank Stare I got a ticket from a lady saying her screen is blank. I called to troubleshoot. Me: "Ma'am, is your computer on?" User: "I don't know, how would I check?" I hear a c...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Story Just Escalates And Escalates, Part 2 Read This Story Just Escalates And Escalates, Part 2 Me: "Are you okay, ma'am? Did you fall when the escalator stopped?" Customer: "No, but now I'm stuck!" I climb halfway up the escalator, expecti...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lord Of The Flings Read Lord Of The Flings Colleague #1: "Wow, is he really that hot?" Colleague #2: "How did you meet?" Holiday Colleague: "I saw him by the pool and thought he was a bit handsome but nothing too cra...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Idea Of What The Hole Punch Can Do Sounds Terrifying Read Their Idea Of What The Hole Punch Can Do Sounds Terrifying Customer: "But all this office stuff, it's not very max." Me: "Max?" Customer: "Yeah, I thought it would all be, like… max. But it's ...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nothing But The Fax Read Nothing But The Fax About an hour later, I received a very angrily worded email from the guy handling permits, which explained my permit was denied as the permit clearly states that all permit...
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ²H-OMG! Read ²H-OMG! Customer: "Get me a soda, but I want ice that doesn't float." Me: "I can fill the cup with ice so that the ice touches the bottom, but all ice floats in water." Read ²H-OMG!
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Good McMorning! Read Good McMorning! Me: "Good morning." Customer: "It's afternoon." I checked my phone. Me: "It's 11:15." Read Good McMorning!
Sep 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Strawberry Fields For Never Read Strawberry Fields For Never New Guy: "Can I help you?" Older Sister: "We placed a mobile order." *Shows her phone, which had our order.* New Guy: "You'll need to pay for it." Older Sister: "Uh...
