Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Restaurant Drama Is Always Hot And Saucy Read Restaurant Drama Is Always Hot And Saucy Customer: "Why am I being charged extra for the extra sauces!?" Me: "It's in the name, sir. Extra sauces cost extra." Customer: "I'm not paying! You di...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Call Order Read That’s A Call Order Caller: "Can you forward me to her?" Me: "She no longer works here, so no. I can give you the phone number, and you can call her." Caller: "Can you forward me to her?" Read...
Mar 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Mirror I've been having a few different threads of thought over the last 24 hours or so; lots of theses swirling around in my head. I want to try and combine all of them into a single cohesive piece, as i...
Mar 24, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 a self-driving waymo future Self-driving cars where instead of getting a driver’s license and calling AAA to help with a flat tire, you’re instead calling AAA to drive your car because you can’t when the AI breaks
Mar 24, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 I’m glad my mom died - a book review harrowing interesting how she stayed in present tense and present-mind the whole time. It kept the book fresh, in a way, because her mother’s actions don’t change, but Jeannette’s emotions and expe...
Mar 24, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 three holidays and a wedding - a book review On the one hand: I was up until 3am devouring this book. I wanted to feel the feels that a romance book is designed to make you feel. And the setup felt delectable. But in the end, the execution wa...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Send Them South For Winter! Read Send Them South For Winter! Customer: "Can I keep these indoor plants outside?" Me: "Well, they are tropical plants and we live in Canada, so they would be fine for the summer, but you would n...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Billing Too Far Read A Billing Too Far Me: "Hi, [Team Lead], I have [Employee] asking for access to the Billing files for [Team]. Is this okay?" Team Lead: "No. Take him out of everything and do not reply to his r...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Habeas Call-us Read Habeas Call-us Caller: "My name is Bob, and I'm calling about your financial assets." Yeah, definitely a scammer. Time to shut him down. Me: "We work with several companies regarding our finan...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Give Some Credit To His Wife Read Give Some Credit To His Wife A guy is calling, confused about a figure he's seeing on his latest credit card statement. Me: "Sir, that appears to be a credit. You've overpaid by $140 last mont...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Permission Impossible Read Permission Impossible Coworker #1: "Hi, [Manager], I don’t have access to this link." Manager: "It's my private notebook." Coworker #2: "How do we update our notes if we don’t have access?" Ma...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 Read Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 I worked in inbound sales at a call center for a hardware store. I've finished setting up a sale with a customer and asked them how they'd like to pay...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loaf And Behold: Consequences Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences The owner was the worst man I've ever met; he had no business being around people, let alone managing employees. Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Read Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Coworker: "Hey, [Manager], this customer just discovered that faxing doesn't physically send the paper through the phone line but makes a copy on the other end." Manager...
Mar 23, 2026 from Jasco's Website The Redesign I talk about rewriting Notex and integrating it more deeply into my website pipeline.
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Raw Deal Read Getting A Raw Deal Customer: "The carrots in this soup are uncooked! You're trying to give me food poisoning from uncooked carrots!" Me: "Sir, you can’t—" Customer: "—Give me a refund, or I'll...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2 Read Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2 One exhibitor sold AutoCAD systems and also offered training. It is fairly easy to learn the basics of a CADD program, but the real benefit comes with learning wha...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tankless Task Read A Tankless Task Customer: "Hey, the pump stopped, and I can’t put anymore gas in." Me: "Yeah, it stops when your tank is full to prevent spillage." Customer: "Yeah, I know it’s full, but I alw...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Benefit Of The Doubt Read A Benefit Of The Doubt I was trying to convince him that he should apply for SNAP so that he wouldn't have to spend so much money on groceries. His reason for not wanting to do it was: Dad: "T...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repo-cussions Read Repo-cussions Me: "Why, what happened to your car?" Friend: "It was stolen!" Me: "Oh no! Did you report it to the police?" Friend: "Yeah, but they were useless! They said my car's been repo'd,...
