Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian Read Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian A lady comes in and says she's ordering a personal-sized pizza. Customer: "I'm a vegetarian, so I want red onions, green pepper, chicken, mushrooms…" Read Too Chic...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Chorizo-No-No, Part 3 Read Chorizo-No-No, Part 3 Customer: "I want that pork sausage, seasoned with paprika and garlic." Me: "Oh, the chorizo?" Customer: "In our household, we use the American name for it." Read Chorizo...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Freshman Flowchart Read The Freshman Flowchart I live in a college town with a lot of fraternity/sorority houses. A girl came to our plumbing department and had a funnel, a valve, and a clear plastic tube. Customer: ...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Stormy Reception To Your Sunny Outlook Read A Stormy Reception To Your Sunny Outlook Director: "Listen, I understand why you did it, but you must know this: managers are stupid. They don't read the content; they just look for difference...
Jul 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Gaps Remember the gaps. I've been getting better at it myself, finding those lovely small glimpses of time where nothing seems to pass; nothing to process, nothing to manifest or build. Those small mome...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When It’s All Electronics, None Of It Is… Read When It’s All Electronics, None Of It Is… Me: "Thank you for calling Best Buy, your home of all things electronic. How can I help you?" Caller: "Can you transfer me to the electronics departme...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Enemy Of My Enemy Read The Enemy Of My Enemy [Manager #1] is not particularly friendly, specifically toward me. I don’t know why or how to change it, but he is perfectly fine and happy interacting with the other two...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pie High Pricing Read Pie High Pricing The customer pays, and doesn't say anything. I give them their change, give them a pager, and tell them: Me: "Okay, it will be a few minutes." Customer: "Okay." They stand in ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Huddle Trouble Read Huddle Trouble Duty Manager #1: "[My Name]! Huddle time, over by [Department]! Drop everything and head there!" Me: "[Duty Manager], I'm helping customers right now." Duty Manager #1: "I did n...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 36 Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 36 Caller: "We don't need the pizzas anymore. We want a refund." Normally, we would just give it to them despite the late notice, but the pizza is too...
Jul 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: In den Abgrund klettern Die anderen sagen Jacksnipe, sie soll nicht in den Abgrund klettern. Aber Jacksnipe lässt sich nicht gerne Befehle geben.
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soupervision Required Read Soupervision Required One day, I was watching the production and canning of chicken soup and noticed the line was running just a little light, not below but just on the lower compliance level,...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rotisseriously? Read Rotisseriously? Customer: "Where’s the last chicken?!" Me: "As I warned you, ma’am, another customer wanted it and was willing to take it right away, so I sold it to them." Customer: "You’re a...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flipping Ridiculous Read Flipping Ridiculous Customer: "Can I get the pancakes?" Me: "Sure, how do you want 'em?" I ask this as we have multiple sizes and topping options. Customer: "Medium rare." Read Flipping Ridicu...
Jul 06, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0434 • June 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Biking Biking in Zuid-Kennemerland National Park Biking in Hollandse Duinen National Park Books The Odyssey by Homer 2000 Years of Christ's Power ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Just Not Clicking Read It’s Just Not Clicking Me: "Okay, I need you to double-click [Certain Folder]." Senior VP: "It's not opening." Me: "Did you just click the right AND left mouse button simultaneously using two ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Short Paper Trail Read A Very Short Paper Trail Customer: "Where's the paper?" We are both standing next to the stationery supplies section. The paper is literally three feet away. Me: *Points.* "Right there, ma'am....
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates Read Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates The USA is playing Paraguay in their first 2026 World Cup match, so my American family has decided this is finally the time to learn soccer. I...
Jul 06, 2026 from The Jaxson Jacksonville's 4 disasters The road to recovery from devastation is never easy. This is the story of Jacksonville’s recovery from four major disasters. In James Weldon Johnson’s lifetime, Jacksonville suffered three major mi...
