Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rotisseriously? Read Rotisseriously? Customer: "Where’s the last chicken?!" Me: "As I warned you, ma’am, another customer wanted it and was willing to take it right away, so I sold it to them." Customer: "You’re a...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flipping Ridiculous Read Flipping Ridiculous Customer: "Can I get the pancakes?" Me: "Sure, how do you want 'em?" I ask this as we have multiple sizes and topping options. Customer: "Medium rare." Read Flipping Ridicu...
Jul 06, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0434 • June 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Biking Biking in Zuid-Kennemerland National Park Biking in Hollandse Duinen National Park Books The Odyssey by Homer 2000 Years of Christ's Power ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Just Not Clicking Read It’s Just Not Clicking Me: "Okay, I need you to double-click [Certain Folder]." Senior VP: "It's not opening." Me: "Did you just click the right AND left mouse button simultaneously using two ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Short Paper Trail Read A Very Short Paper Trail Customer: "Where's the paper?" We are both standing next to the stationery supplies section. The paper is literally three feet away. Me: *Points.* "Right there, ma'am....
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates Read Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates The USA is playing Paraguay in their first 2026 World Cup match, so my American family has decided this is finally the time to learn soccer. I...
Jul 06, 2026 from The Jaxson Jacksonville's 4 disasters The road to recovery from devastation is never easy. This is the story of Jacksonville’s recovery from four major disasters. In James Weldon Johnson’s lifetime, Jacksonville suffered three major mi...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The School Of Hard Spines Read The School Of Hard Spines Years ago, as tourist season was ending, my father found himself getting a coffee in a famous terrace overlooking the sea. A young kitchen hand was taking advantage o...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Oh No…, Part 2 Read H2-Oh No…, Part 2 Customer: "Can you tell me where this water was bottled?" I look at the label on the back. Me: "These come from a spring in Missouri." Customer: "Remind me, is that a red or ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have a client who did his taxes in early January. It’s now March and he hasn’t got his refund yet, but what he has got is two letters asking him to log into the IRS and Minnesota Department...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Walking Dread Read The Walking Dread A patient walks in. I don't like her; she uses fatuities like "Thank you, dear," and "That's wonderful, honey," to cover the fact that she lacks either the hearing or the bra...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the subject of https://notalwaysright.com/its-hard-out-here-on-the-spectrum/287941/ this story. I also wrote https://notalwaysright.com/perhaps-it-was-a-pool-poltergeist/321525/ and https...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago my dear Mother-In-Law was caregiver for my Father-In-Law as he progressed through Alzheimer’s. She had been forced to put him in a nursing home when she was no longer physically...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Story Has An Upside Read This Story Has An Upside Caller: "I need an Eee-whoa cable. Do you guys carry those?" Me: "I'm sorry, a what cable?" Caller: "Eee-whoa. I know it sounds dumb, I've never heard of such a cable ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read As I read this story today https://notalwaysright.com/my-knight-in-shining-armor-is-me/361628/ , my mind went back to when I was in Grade 10. At that age, on and off my parents fighting and my...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m in a meeting regarding an employee that has revealed a health issue. Our office manager has started writing an email to HR asking for guidance. She starts typing ‘kleptomania’, makes a typ...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Banking On Intimidation Read Banking On Intimidation I was a bank teller for a couple of years. I remember this guy came in to cash a check that was made out for a different amount on the legal line (the line you write th...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work outdoors and it’s a very hot day out, with the evil sun blazing and cooking everyone and everything. We’re near a busy highway so cars and trucks are zooming and roaring by. Finally th...
Jul 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Opposite Of Intelligence Read The Opposite Of Intelligence Customer: "Is that sign A.I.?" Me: "Is that… what?" Customer: "The sign. With the sales. It's A.I., isn't it?" Me: "It's… a chalkboard." Read The Opposite Of Intel...
Jul 06, 2026 from riz#000000me Grading Papers Working with high school students in a college-level class.
