Jul 06, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Admonitions I find myself becoming a lot less rigid in my prayer life, which to some might sound like a good thing. For me, I don't see it as a bad thing so much as a slightly scary notion; there's a sense of ...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Caught Between A Wok And A Hard Place Read Caught Between A Wok And A Hard Place Customer: "What do you have that's gluten-free?" Me: "Uh, not much. We just have the one wok back here, so we can't guarantee a lack of contamination, plu...
Jul 05, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Die Miniatursonne Wir bekämpfen eine unheimliche Miniatursonne.
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Time To Meep Reality Read It’s Time To Meep Reality Me: "That's a roadrunner." Guest: "But it's brown." I sigh, as I know where this is going. Me: "Roadrunners aren't blue, sir. That was just a cartoon." Read It’s Time...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Manual Labor Read The Manual Labor Me: "This is [My Name], what's the matter?" Turns out one of our salespeople is at a conference, and the demo machine is messed up, and I need to fix it. Me: "I can't fix it f...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bad Sport At Sporting Goods Read A Bad Sport At Sporting Goods Customer: "How big is this?" I read out the dimensions written on the box. Customer: "Yeah, but how big is that?" I hold my hand a few feet off the ground, the sa...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Preferred Appointment Time Is A Dream Read Your Preferred Appointment Time Is A Dream Me: "We have an available slot on Friday at eleven, ma'am." Caller: "Is that in the morning or evening?" Me: "Uh… morning, ma'am. We only operate fro...
Jul 05, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Freetube Ich probiere die FreeTube-App aus, eine alternative zum offiziellen Youtube-Frontend.
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 25 Read Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 25 We do not have a register at the deli counter. I told her so and directed her to customer service. She shook her head. Customer: "All the lines are ...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Czech Mate Read Czech Mate My Dad was obsessive about checking that the house (or car) was secure. Sometimes, he overdid it. Dad: *Taps door handle.* "Check." Me: "Check." Dad: *Tap tap tap.* "Check, check, c...
Jul 05, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Not all parallel careers lead to the same outcomes People with parallel careers simultaneously hold two different jobs not because they have to but because they want to.
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fast And Futile Read Fast And Futile Ten minutes into our drive, I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a truck tailgating me. You know those vehicles that, when you see them, you immediately know the owner is co...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Redeeming Qualities Not Found Read Redeeming Qualities Not Found Me: "Hi, welcome to Chili’s." Customer: "I have this coupon." Me: "Sir, this is for Friday’s." Customer: "Oh, so it only works on Fridays?" Read Redeeming Qualiti...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I live in a fairly metropolitan place that is pretty easily traffic accessible. My house opens up pretty much right on the sidewalk and I can easily see the street when I am sitting in the liv...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Track Suit Yourself Read Track Suit Yourself Studying multimedia in the nineties at a small college that had just started offering the subject was... interesting. Nothing was really in order; students could attend for...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I first worked in libraries forty years ago a lot of people thought they weren’t allowed to ask specific questions at the Reference Desk. They would ask something vague and then we had to...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story is from when I was a wee eleven-year-old in the sixth grade. We were in the middle of a history unit on the Crusades, and we spent a few days working through a LONG documentary abou...
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My young sister was three or four at the time. She was always small and one of the cutest kids I have ever seen. Me: (Sister), you’re a cutie pie. Sister: I not a cutie pie! I not food! Read
Jul 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [One of our co-workers, normally very reliable, has not shown up and not contacted us, The boss comes over, with a worried look on his face.] Boss: “Does anyone know where [Coworker] is?” [I k...
Jul 05, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-07-05 Personal Writing It is July! Domink Schwind recently wrote "Too Personal", mainly in response to how a friend told him "that week notes aren’t for him as they are too personal." This got me thinking about my own wr...
