Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Login And Short Of It Read The Login And Short Of It A customer signed up and got a store credit for signing up their relative as well. I added the credit to their account, and a couple of days later I got a message on ...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Puff Justice Read Puff Justice We only got one fifteen-minute break once per shift, and they decided at one point they were no longer going to pay us for that fifteen minute break... until I showed them the sta...
Sep 02, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Alt aber schnell Ich habe mal mein altes Blog von 2012 und vorher angeschaut (auf blogger.de) und bin erstaunt, wie gut und schnell das noch läuft.
Sep 02, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Der Adenauer SRP+ hat es auf tagesschau.de geschafft Auf tagesschau.de ist ein Artikel über die Gängelung des Adenauer SrP+
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Baa Bye! Read Baa Bye! She settles down and tries to bottle feed the same lamb, but the lamb isn't interested and trots away. Mother: "What's wrong with it?" Me: "Nothing is wrong with the lamb; he's just n...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Dry Sense Of Humor Read A Dry Sense Of Humor Manager: "Whoever put that sticker on the hand drier in the men's loo, very funny. You're a comedian. Now peel it off. We have important visitors coming, and we need to ma...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H₂-Oh, Shut Up Nigel Read H₂-Oh, Shut Up Nigel A table of three people is ordering. The first customer hits me with: Customer: "Can I get some organic water?" Me: "Uh, I mean, our bottled water comes from a natural spr...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Partner On Trial Read Putting The Partner On Trial I got paired with a newly made partner for my very first presentation who was very disgruntled about having to do the presentation, as he was now a partner and he ...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Conspiraception Read Conspiraception Me: "Oh, great. [New Hire], that old guy walking in right now with the sneer on his face. That's [Regular]." New Hire: "The one you told me about?" Me: "Yeah. You're allowed to...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Say Takeaway But We Mean Go Away Read We Say Takeaway But We Mean Go Away Me: "Just to let you know, it's takeaway only." Customer: "I want to sit down." Me: "We're closing in a minute, so no can do. But to take away it's cheaper,...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s One Cold Boss Read That’s One Cold Boss Me: "I have a really bad cold, so I'm gonna take the day off." Boss: "You can't just take a day off whenever you feel like it!" Me: "I'm taking the day off exactly because...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Coat Before The Cart Read Putting The Coat Before The Cart Customer: "There are no carts inside." Me: "I'll go and get some." I walked into the back to get my coat. I came out less than a minute later, and the customer...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Let Them Eat Cake… And Ice Cream! Read Let Them Eat Cake… And Ice Cream! Cousin: "I want ice cream!" Aunt: "No, you can't have ice cream. You already had cake." Read Let Them Eat Cake… And Ice Cream!
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Double Dutch Or Nothing Read Double Dutch Or Nothing Our neighbours are Dutch and moved in a few years after we bought the house. Then they had a girl, and from the moment she started to talk, she took great pleasure in g...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Insincerely Yours, The Cashier Read Insincerely Yours, The Cashier Me: "Hi! How are you? Did you find everything you needed today?" Customer: "Why do you ask how I am when you really don't care?" Me: "It's just a greeting." Read...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in the assessment department of a property tax center. A coworker in the litigation department received a letter from a property owner who received a property tax bill in which an in-gr...
Sep 02, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Gboard's Rambler Rewrites Your Intent Rambler can fundamentally change the intent of your writting. There is no way to control it, nor catch what it does.
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Burning Question Read A Burning Question A couple comes in looking for some over-the-counter medication for stomach symptoms. I point the man to some antacids. Me: "If you’ve got heartburn, these will work pretty w...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s my husband’s cousin’s wedding and the first time I’ve been out since having my son a month ago. As my husband is coming straight from work, I arrive on my own. I start saying hello to the...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was standing at self-checkout, and had one customer flag me over to remove an item that accidentally got scanned twice. I had barely finished clearing the item when a woman (a word I use ver...
