Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Manufacturing Confusion Read Manufacturing Confusion Caller: "Hi, I placed an order with you guys two months ago. It hasn't arrived yet, and I'm getting very frustrated. It shouldn't take this long to get your god-d*** pr...
Mar 24, 2026 from Previous Magazine Las Vegas Residents: Key Questions To Ask When Hiring a Personal Injury Lawyer A personal injury lawyer will represent you and help you get compensation if you’ve been injured because of someone else’s negligence. Picking the right lawyer is essential, and you should arrive a...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *One of my coworkers was very sweet, but sometimes a little awkward. We were talking about genealogy.* Her: “I’m Hispanic and a little bit of Spanish.” Me: “I’m a mixture of most of Europe, bu...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Try To Key-P Up Read Try To Key-P Up I worked in a repair shop. A customer had lost her keys to her scooter. She had us pick up the scooter, cut her a new key, and then she came in to pick it up. She walks in, pay...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read The Room… And The Menu! Read Read The Room… And The Menu! Customer: "If you don't verbally read the menu to me, then you're discriminating against people with poor eyesight and those who wear glasses." Me: "Ma'am, your ey...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Restaurant Drama Is Always Hot And Saucy Read Restaurant Drama Is Always Hot And Saucy Customer: "Why am I being charged extra for the extra sauces!?" Me: "It's in the name, sir. Extra sauces cost extra." Customer: "I'm not paying! You di...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Call Order Read That’s A Call Order Caller: "Can you forward me to her?" Me: "She no longer works here, so no. I can give you the phone number, and you can call her." Caller: "Can you forward me to her?" Read...
Mar 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Mirror I've been having a few different threads of thought over the last 24 hours or so; lots of theses swirling around in my head. I want to try and combine all of them into a single cohesive piece, as i...
Mar 24, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 a self-driving waymo future Self-driving cars where instead of getting a driver’s license and calling AAA to help with a flat tire, you’re instead calling AAA to drive your car because you can’t when the AI breaks
Mar 24, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 I’m glad my mom died - a book review harrowing interesting how she stayed in present tense and present-mind the whole time. It kept the book fresh, in a way, because her mother’s actions don’t change, but Jeannette’s emotions and expe...
Mar 24, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 three holidays and a wedding - a book review On the one hand: I was up until 3am devouring this book. I wanted to feel the feels that a romance book is designed to make you feel. And the setup felt delectable. But in the end, the execution wa...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Send Them South For Winter! Read Send Them South For Winter! Customer: "Can I keep these indoor plants outside?" Me: "Well, they are tropical plants and we live in Canada, so they would be fine for the summer, but you would n...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Billing Too Far Read A Billing Too Far Me: "Hi, [Team Lead], I have [Employee] asking for access to the Billing files for [Team]. Is this okay?" Team Lead: "No. Take him out of everything and do not reply to his r...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Habeas Call-us Read Habeas Call-us Caller: "My name is Bob, and I'm calling about your financial assets." Yeah, definitely a scammer. Time to shut him down. Me: "We work with several companies regarding our finan...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Give Some Credit To His Wife Read Give Some Credit To His Wife A guy is calling, confused about a figure he's seeing on his latest credit card statement. Me: "Sir, that appears to be a credit. You've overpaid by $140 last mont...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Permission Impossible Read Permission Impossible Coworker #1: "Hi, [Manager], I don’t have access to this link." Manager: "It's my private notebook." Coworker #2: "How do we update our notes if we don’t have access?" Ma...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 Read Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 I worked in inbound sales at a call center for a hardware store. I've finished setting up a sale with a customer and asked them how they'd like to pay...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loaf And Behold: Consequences Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences The owner was the worst man I've ever met; he had no business being around people, let alone managing employees. Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Read Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Coworker: "Hey, [Manager], this customer just discovered that faxing doesn't physically send the paper through the phone line but makes a copy on the other end." Manager...
Mar 23, 2026 from Jasco's Website The Redesign I talk about rewriting Notex and integrating it more deeply into my website pipeline.
