Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s my husband’s cousin’s wedding and the first time I’ve been out since having my son a month ago. As my husband is coming straight from work, I arrive on my own. I start saying hello to the...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was standing at self-checkout, and had one customer flag me over to remove an item that accidentally got scanned twice. I had barely finished clearing the item when a woman (a word I use ver...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Tech Support This Is Par For The Course Read In Tech Support This Is Par For The Course We send a tech, who arrives about ninety minutes later. He traces the Ethernet cable to a wall jack that is… smashed to pieces. Read In Tech Support ...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m in line at a fast food restaurant. The cashier appears to be transitioning or recently transitioned from male to female, and the man in front of me takes issue with that. He turns to me wi...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fuel’s Errand Read A Fuel’s Errand I work at a petrol station. A woman walks into the shop (she didn't drive) and holds out a little canister. Customer: "Can you tell me what the oil-to-petrol ratio is in my law...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My daughter had magnetic tiles when she was younger. Already a burgeoning engineer she had all sorts of interesting creations. One day I saw her “flying” one around. Me: What is that? Kid: A z...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My company has decided to order new polos for everyone. One of my female coworkers – a blunt woman from outside the US – insists on ordering a men’s 3X. Me: Are you sure? That’s going to be pr...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sorry, I’ll Type Louder Read Sorry, I’ll Type Louder Me: "Okay, sir, the shipping fee will come to $5.99." Customer: "$599! That's twice the price of the actual product!" Read Sorry, I’ll Type Louder
Sep 02, 2026 from Roy Tang Movies / TV - July & August 2026 Feels like I didn't watch a lot of movies the past month or so, mostly because I've been working my way through all 15 seasons of ER lol. Movies Oppenheimer (2023) Watched on 2026-07-17: ★★★★★ Oppe...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Racist To Go… Away Read One Racist To Go… Away I work in a takeaway (takeout). A family (mum and dad, two kids) is looking at the menu and discussing among themselves what to order in an Eastern European language. An...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Comes With No Fridge Benefits Read Comes With No Fridge Benefits Customer: "So, we don't have a car. What discount are you going to give us?" Me: "I don't follow." Customer: "This thing is big and heavy. We don't have a car. Ge...
Sep 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Socially Distance Your Network Read Socially Distance Your Network Coworker: "Tech support is telling me my computer got a virus." Me: "What did they advise?" Coworker: "Unplug the network cable." Me: "To avoid further spread, I...
Sep 02, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Drifting This morning has so far been going well, but almost too well. I've been feeling more manic these last few days, which was much scarier when I was a bit younger. But now with more experience under m...
Sep 01, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Links From Feeds and the Story of “Sugar Baby Riri” An RSS feed subscription about visual novels pointed me to the real-world Japanese criminal matter of "Sugar Baby Riri."
Sep 01, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy The Soggy Railroad Roguish 1920s adventurer Calvin Rafferty and gender non-conforming Miskatonic University academic Faye Bennett are deeply in love – with each other, and with the occult. After a ritual went badly w...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mouth Runneth Over More Than The Cup Read The Mouth Runneth Over More Than The Cup Customer: "This drink is filled too much! I'm gonna spill it if I carry it to my table!" Me: "Oh, well you could—" Customer: "This happens to me all th...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pucks To Be You! Read Pucks To Be You! My boss is overall very good at her job, but she does like to lean into the "We're a family!" mentality. In her defense, she seems to not honestly realize that most of us roll...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ambigrams Would Like To Have A Word… Read The Ambigrams Would Like To Have A Word… A woman has had her necklace engraved with her name. She's come into the store to collect it and tries it on. Customer: *Looking at the necklace on her...
Sep 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Crawler oder Heuschreckenplage git.kernel.org hat ein Problem mit Crawlern von LLM-Unternehmen.
