Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 Read Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 I worked in inbound sales at a call center for a hardware store. I've finished setting up a sale with a customer and asked them how they'd like to pay...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loaf And Behold: Consequences Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences The owner was the worst man I've ever met; he had no business being around people, let alone managing employees. Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Read Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Coworker: "Hey, [Manager], this customer just discovered that faxing doesn't physically send the paper through the phone line but makes a copy on the other end." Manager...
Mar 23, 2026 from Jasco's Website The Redesign I talk about rewriting Notex and integrating it more deeply into my website pipeline.
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Raw Deal Read Getting A Raw Deal Customer: "The carrots in this soup are uncooked! You're trying to give me food poisoning from uncooked carrots!" Me: "Sir, you can’t—" Customer: "—Give me a refund, or I'll...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2 Read Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2 One exhibitor sold AutoCAD systems and also offered training. It is fairly easy to learn the basics of a CADD program, but the real benefit comes with learning wha...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tankless Task Read A Tankless Task Customer: "Hey, the pump stopped, and I can’t put anymore gas in." Me: "Yeah, it stops when your tank is full to prevent spillage." Customer: "Yeah, I know it’s full, but I alw...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Benefit Of The Doubt Read A Benefit Of The Doubt I was trying to convince him that he should apply for SNAP so that he wouldn't have to spend so much money on groceries. His reason for not wanting to do it was: Dad: "T...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repo-cussions Read Repo-cussions Me: "Why, what happened to your car?" Friend: "It was stolen!" Me: "Oh no! Did you report it to the police?" Friend: "Yeah, but they were useless! They said my car's been repo'd,...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Screening Callers Read Screening Callers We fix phone screens. Caller: "I need you to fix my window screen." Me: "Window, as in a window… on a house?" Read Screening Callers
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Ever since I can remember, my older brothers were big time show-offs. In school they were the cocky and popular star athletes who also got good marks. They would have a new girl on their arms ...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders) Read Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders) When I was at University, I once had a housemate whose surname in Italian sounded like it was stating the place he came from. To make it understan...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Anal-gesic Read Anal-gesic Patient: "Well, yeah, the pills I got last time were huge! I have to break them in half to swallow them!" Read Anal-gesic
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read As my dad worked for the German ambassy, I used to live in the United Arab Emirates and went to a German school there. As the school was pretty much made up only of the children from the peopl...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We went to Albania for a holiday, and being our first time, I pre-booked a taxi from the airport through a travel provider. On the day before we flew, the taxi company got in touch and asked f...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Suite Smell Of Full Occupancy Read The Suite Smell Of Full Occupancy Me: "Sir, we're completely sold out. We're at 100% occupancy. I quite literally do not have any more rooms to sell. Unfortunately, I can't take a walk-in at t...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Customer: Can you tell me what screws I need to hang this mirror? Me: No problem let me just look at the packaging. (I see that all the fittings are included in the box) Me: It looks like all ...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a small city Council, one way we try to keep our citizens informed of what is going on etc is by a weekly email that people can sign up to. My department doesn’t often put anything ...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Binding Agreement Read A Binding Agreement I had a guy come in with a printed copy of his online basket from our website, mostly binders, not yet purchased. Customer: "I need you to beat this price." Me: "I can't, s...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A coworker in Payroll has just gotten off the phone with one of our employees. Coworker: That guy was yelling at me “HOW AM I GOING TO BUY BREAD?”. I feel like that was an oddly specific compl...
