Jul 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [When I first got married, I had a waterbed. My new bride didn’t care for it, so I promised her we’d get a nice standard bed soon.] [We went to the Maryland Renaissance Fair the last weekend i...
Jul 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My husband and I decided to go out for dinner during Lent. In other words, we had no plans to eat meat. That being said, I was six months pregnant at the time and was struck by a serious crav...
Jul 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Revolutionary Idea: Planning Ahead Read A Revolutionary Idea: Planning Ahead It's July 3rd, and a customer is very irate about our store being closed tomorrow. Customer: "You should've told people sooner." Me: "We've been closed on ...
Jul 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sorry For All The Patriotism! Read Sorry For All The Patriotism! It's the day before Independence Day, and our fireworks stand in the store is bare bones. Customer: "Where are all the fireworks?" Me: "That's pretty much what's ...
Jul 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Simple And Sound Advice Read Simple And Sound Advice A lady called me to say she just got to the office building, and she can hear a loud beeping noise. Being the IT guy, she calls me. To complicate things, the server clo...
Jul 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Proof of Something You get to fuck off; I have to fuck off. That was a negative piece of self-talk I had in an internal monologue against the haters who probably don't even exist. What, you don't internally monologue...
Jul 03, 2026 from Roy Tang The End is Nigh for Physical Gaming Physical gaming collectors, enthusiasts, and preservationists got a lot of bad news over the last week or so. First, it was announced that the much anticipated GTA6, probably the biggest most antic...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Star-Spangled Rebanner Read The Star-Spangled Rebanner It’s a week before July 4th, and we’re selling holiday supplies. Customer: “Do you have any American flags in different colors?” Me: “Different colors?” Customer: “Y...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Means No… Choice Read No Means No… Choice I come back from break and get on a register. My boss comes up to me. Boss: "Would you like to head over and work in Click-List for an hour?" Me: "No, not really." Read No ...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not The Sundae Best Choice of Words Read Not The Sundae Best Choice of Words I was once at one of those Hibachi restaurants, and at this one they give you free ice cream on your birthday. I didn't want mine, so I gave it to my grandp...
Jul 03, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Das Dr. Oetker Schulkochbuch Über ein Kochbuch meiner Mutter, dass sie von meiner Oma geerbt hat.
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cream Of The Strop Read Cream Of The Strop Me: "Any cream or sugar in there for you?" Customer: "Lots of cream, no sugar." *Looking around.* "Uh, where is your cream?" Me: "I have the cream back here, so I can add it...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Last Spill and Testament Read The Last Spill and Testament Bob disappeared into the boss's office and, about ten minutes later, both he and the boss walked out and over to his desk. Boss: "I see." Bob: "That's what I said....
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Catapostrophe, Part 3 Read Catapostrophe, Part 3 Customer: "Your sign is an outrage!" Me: "What sign?" Customer: "The sale sign! About the tomatoes!" Me: "What's wrong with the sale, ma'am?" Customer: "Not the sale! The...
Jul 03, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Elfquest Revisited Following in the wake of their Kickstarters to put out special archival rereleases of old RuneQuest and Call of Cthulhu material, Chaosium have done the same for Elfquest. In some respects this is ...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Computer Says No Read Computer Says No I ask for the computer name, which is printed on a white label on the laptop lid. Caller: *Hesitates.* Me: "It's printed on a white label on the laptop lid." Caller: "I don't ...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ID-entical Twins Read ID-entical Twins He shows me a passport, and I can see it's him. He's eighteen as of a few weeks ago. Me: "Thanks!" I hand the passport back and start pouring the first pint. Customer: "Thanks...
Jul 03, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 27/2026 It’s been a hectic week. Lots of work, meetings, and things to get done. I still have things on my list. I might have to work a bit tomorrow. I continued with my regular P.T sessions. I could also ...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Minimal Mineral Knowledge Read Minimal Mineral Knowledge Customer: "So I can swim with an aquamarine ring?" Me: "Of course." Customer: "It won't like, grow if you expose it to water?" Read Minimal Mineral Knowledge
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If It Plugs In, It’s Yours Read If It Plugs In, It’s Yours Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], can you fix the light in the restroom?” Me: “I work IT, not maintenance.” Coworker: “So? It’s got wires and circuits, don’t it? That’s tec...
