Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Going The Extra Yard To Explain It Read Going The Extra Yard To Explain It Me: "Uh, mate, that's not a metre." Colleague: "Three feet to a metre." Me: "A metre is a hundred centimetres, so that's not true." Colleague: "No. Three fee...
Sep 01, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Passbolt Password Server For $REASONS I decided to cancel my 1Password subscription. It renewed in February so I have time to get comfortable with another password manager (I won’t lose access until the end of my current s...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Keep Receipts Read When You Keep Receipts Me: "Sorry, ma'am, this is a final-priced item. I can't return it." Customer: "Where does it say that?" Me: "It says at the bottom of your receipt." Customer: "But I wou...
Sep 01, 2026 from Previous Magazine Where an Active Lifestyle and Sports Betting Cross Over There’s a big crossover between living an active lifestyle and betting on sports. In fact, you can apply a lot of what you learn from participating physical activity to sports betting. Here are som...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Missing In Inaction Read Missing In Inaction He informed me that he'd been putting me on schedule and it was unacceptable that I wasn't even coming in to look. If I didn't show up today, he would have no choice but to...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Only Mostly Insulted Read Only Mostly Insulted A group of young customers is whispering among themselves, having a debate about something. Finally, egged on by the others, one of them approaches me and says: Customer: ...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Proving Vectorious Read Not Proving Vectorious I work as a graphic designer. One day, a client wanted me to put a logo into his ad I was working on, but he sent me a very small JPEG file of the logo. It would be impo...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Beautiful Teachable Moment Read A Beautiful Teachable Moment Clerk: "Military or first-responder discount?" Me: "Sorry, no." I hold up my school badge. Me: "How about for teachers?" Read A Beautiful Teachable Moment
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Internet Of (Every) Things Read The Internet Of (Every) Things A customer is at my checkout, but before she hands over an item to be scanned: Customer: "Can you price check this and see how much they sell it for at Walmart?"...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Family Gatherings Are Taxing Read Family Gatherings Are Taxing Brother-In-Law: "How are things over in Sharia town?" Me: "Huh?" Brother-In-Law: "Now that you got that terrorist mayor?" Me: "Our Muslim mayor is doing just fine,...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Number Two Bus Read The Number Two Bus I walk up to a bus stop and sit on the bench. Next to me is another person, speaking loudly on the phone. Stranger: "You need to figure out if there's any other medication I...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Selective Hearing Gets Selective Service Read Selective Hearing Gets Selective Service Cashier: "You're not listening to me, sir. I'm trying to help you, but if you don't listen to me, I'll have to help the next customer." Customer: "I'm ...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Im the author of https://notalwaysright.com/why-do-you-need-to-know-lady/368090/ and wanted to Share another interaction I had with an angry woman In my hometown, there was a large hiking/biki...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read 40 years ago I was moving from Boise to Seattle, hauling most of my possesssions in a trailer behind a Volkwagen. It was April, when I had been assured the weather would most likely be clear. ...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I have a pocket knife that I carry around. At one point, I had on some pants with pockets that were shallower than not and the knife was always slipping out. I’d usually catch it, but one day...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Clients Fly Off The Wall Read When Clients Fly Off The Wall I had to very slowly explain that I was IT and not a general contractor or electrician, and punching holes in drywall is way out of my wheelhouse. Cue the most em...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I saved up my PTO for a quartet of years in order to take a 2 month vacation in Europe. When I got back I found out that they’d fired my entire team while I was away and replaced them with com...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I go into the break room for my break, and a few of my coworkers are there as well. [Coworker 1] is spreading something on crackers. For those unfamiliar, “cracker” is also slang for white peo...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Canned Goods, And Not-So-Goods Read Canned Goods, And Not-So-Goods Customer: "I'm looking for the cans that have the longest use-by dates! I don't like oxidized food!" Me: "Oxidized? Ma'am, these are canned goods. They're sealed...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related to to watch our son. Everyone he’s ever stayed with is a grandparent, aunt/uncle,...
