Jul 03, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 27/2026 It’s been a hectic week. Lots of work, meetings, and things to get done. I still have things on my list. I might have to work a bit tomorrow. I continued with my regular P.T sessions. I could also ...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Minimal Mineral Knowledge Read Minimal Mineral Knowledge Customer: "So I can swim with an aquamarine ring?" Me: "Of course." Customer: "It won't like, grow if you expose it to water?" Read Minimal Mineral Knowledge
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If It Plugs In, It’s Yours Read If It Plugs In, It’s Yours Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], can you fix the light in the restroom?” Me: “I work IT, not maintenance.” Coworker: “So? It’s got wires and circuits, don’t it? That’s tec...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 15 Read A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 15 Me: "We are not currently doing delivery at this time." Caller: "What? Why not?" Me: "Because this weather makes it unsafe to drive, sir." Caller: "I know that!...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Didn’t Realize We Were Window Shopping Read Didn’t Realize We Were Window Shopping Half Sister: "Look! Look!" She was looking at, well, nothing we could work out. She came to a stop, staring in amazement, eyes like saucers, Half Sister:...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Must Be A Fun Accounting Firm! Read That Must Be A Fun Accounting Firm! I'm a Scot living in the USA. When Scotland finally qualifies for the 2026 World Cup, a local Scottish supporters' group takes over a bar to watch our openi...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Ooooookay, Part 2 Read H2-Ooooookay, Part 2 Customer: "Do you sell unfrozen ice?" Me: *Not realizing what they just said.* "In the freezer at the back, by aisle five." Customer: "No, that's the frozen ice! Do you se...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My friend and I were bullied a lot in middle school. We were relatively easy targets I suppose, being very nerdy, shy, socially awkward, and small people. We had nicknames – I was “bug eyes” b...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Your Driving License And Private Investigators License Read Getting Your Driving License And Private Investigators License Me: "Yesterday we were taught to do the manoeuvre another way; it’s confusing to be told something else." Instructor #2: "Don’t y...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing Your Mind Over A No-Brainer Read Losing Your Mind Over A No-Brainer Doctor: "Hi, boss! What's up?" Me: "Hi. Have you, perchance, recommended that we remove the brain of a patient?" Doctor: *Blink blink.* "What? No?" Read Losi...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was in sixth grade at the time, and me and my best friend were dealing with this popular girl. Stuck-up, karen, etc. One day, I walked down to woodshop and my friend was there, crying, while...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I volunteer at a raptor centre. The owner also has a ram that has been in a field next to the centre car park since birth. One day I’m at the centre while the owner is off site. I send him a ...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Freshly Made Accusations Read Freshly Made Accusations Customer: "When will our food be coming out?!" Me: "A minimum of ten to fifteen minutes. You're a large party, and there are tables ahead of you." They’re upset and co...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in high school I joined a small church with the word “Covenant” in its name. It had no building of its own. It met at my high school. My parents didn’t actually join though my mom c...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in middle school, the theme song of a certain educational TV show for young kids became a bit of a meme online. Kids in my class thought it was funny to ironically sing it, so they’...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refunder Blunder, Part 82 Read Refunder Blunder, Part 82 Staff: "We don't even sell that product." Customer: "I bought it from here! Are you calling me a liar?!" Me: "Sir, we do not, nor have we ever, sold that product. Whe...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the ’90s I worked at a large chain bookstore. One day a customer said something to me that she meant as a joke, but I didn’t realize that. Customer: “You thought I was serious? (laughs...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Food Court Appeal Read The Food Court Appeal Me: "You won't be able to bring the bag full of burgers in." Mom: "Why?" I pointed out the words on the ticket and all the signs posted around the lobby that clearly stat...
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brazil Nuts: Louisiana’s Largest Export Read Brazil Nuts: Louisiana’s Largest Export Me: "Brazil." Customer: "Where's that?" Me: "South America." Customer: "What… like… Louisiana?" Read Brazil Nuts: Louisiana’s Largest Export
Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ego Adjustment Fee Read The Ego Adjustment Fee A customer is buying a $400 item. Me: "Ma'am, I'm happy to tell you that we have a deal on right now and I can offer you a 10% discount." Customer: "Nice try, but I saw ...
