Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dongle Trouble Read Dongle Trouble Coworker: "[Manager], can you come and help me with my customer?" Manager: "I know it's your first day since training, but come on [Coworker's Name], this is your very first cus...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Choices Are 200 MPH Or Tomorrow Morning Read Your Choices Are 200 MPH Or Tomorrow Morning Caller: "Hi! I was there earlier, and I think I left my wallet there!" Me: "Yes, we have it. We have it safe and secure in the security office." Ca...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com “You’ve Got To” Be Kidding Me Read “You’ve Got To” Be Kidding Me I put it through the till and asked for the £30. Customer: "It's only £5." I explained that it was definitely £30 and had never been lower. Customer: "It's £5 on ...
Sep 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trains, Bars, And Automobiles Read Trains, Bars, And Automobiles Agent: "So this first place is great for young people!" We get to the house, and there is a tourist-themed bar next door with music blasting at 11 AM. Me: "No, wa...
Aug 31, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Horns of Darkness, Vessels of Paranoia, and Clues of Carnage: Tim Curry Tribute Special! In the midst of a desperately cruel August, we ended up losing Tim Curry. He had a ton of wonderful performances to his name, three of which really don’t cry out for further examination. Muppet Tre...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Upon Further Reflection… Read Upon Further Reflection… Sometime in the previous millennium, I worked in a store that produced custom neon signs. I remember getting an angry call from a customer: Caller: "I just received my...
Aug 31, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts A Buttondown review I have used Buttondown for almost a year now for All About Berlin’s newsletter. I could not find reviews for Buttondown when signing up for the service, so here is mine. Rough start The first few d...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Criminal Lack Of Baggage Read A Criminal Lack Of Baggage Me: "Hi! I'm told to wait here, as someone will be along shortly with the lost backpack that I left on the other side..." Customs Lady: "SHUT UP" Me: "...what?" Cust...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read My Shirt And My Rights Read Read My Shirt And My Rights A car pulls into the parking space directly next to mine, but I don't pay it any attention, grabbing my purse and basket. When I step outside the vehicle, I get sto...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Salty Fresh Out of Luck Read Salty Fresh Out of Luck Customer: "I want four [Combo Meals], and the fries in all of them need to be salt-free!" Customers do this not because they care about the salt content, but because t...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com 29 Days Later… Read 29 Days Later… ISP Employee: "Hmm, I see here that we tried to contact you several times." Me: "I don't have any calls listed. Which number do you have?" The ISP employee tells me my landline ...
Aug 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual RPG scene: Market forces We are fighting against the no-so-invisible arms of the market.
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wheat-End Starts Here Read The Wheat-End Starts Here A couple of weeks ago, our restaurant served a customer who told us over and over again that she was severely gluten intolerant. We had to find workarounds for everyt...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh, You’re Asking For It! Read Oh, You’re Asking For It! A few years ago, I took a customer service job and my boss, Shirley, was the laziest, snarkiest person I've ever worked around. She spent her day on social media and ...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failing The Screen Test Read Failing The Screen Test Customer: "I opened my new phone last night, and the screen was broken out of the box!" Me: "Do you have your receipt?" Customer: "Yeah." Me: "You bought it a week ago....
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Expectations Are Wild! Read These Expectations Are Wild! Caller: "So, this animal hike thing. Why do they call it a hike?" Me: "Uh, as it says in the description online, sir, the tour is a hike." Caller: "Hike? Like walk...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Internet, Please! Read One Internet, Please! The president and owner of a trucking company is an old guy in his seventies. He grew the company enough that they finally needed a $100,000 server upgrade. After the pre...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wheels Came Off Before the Ride Began Read The Wheels Came Off Before the Ride Began Me: "Okay, can I get a credit card on file to book the ride?" Customer: *Alarmed.* "What?!" Me: "Your credit card details? We don't charge it unless y...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Need Of Some Retail Therapy Read In Need Of Some Retail Therapy Husband: "Oh, I thought you might want to spend the day with your grandchildren." Mother-In-Law: "Plenty of time this week for that." Husband: "Oh, but [My Name]...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Straight Outta Pompton Read Straight Outta Pompton I was walking my new dog through a park in my neighborhood. He had his shots, and it was his first time allowed out into the world without being carried, and he was lovi...
