Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Kind Of Behavior Really Takes The Cake Read That Kind Of Behavior Really Takes The Cake Customer: "And let me see this vanilla cupcake here." The worker pulls it out of the case and places it in a plastic clamshell case. Before she has ...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Smoke alarm goes off in restaurant. Owner comes out, frantically flapping a tea towel to try and dissipate the obvious smoke from obviously something gone wrong. Me: That was my pizza, wasn’t ...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The New Boss Came With Factory Settings Read The New Boss Came With Factory Settings Boss: "What? You'll just do nothing?" Me: "Not nothing. I will rest." Boss: "That's it? Just lazing about—" Me: "—Resting is an activity that is importa...
Aug 31, 2026 from The Jaxson Warehouses of history: Jacksonville then and now Jacksonville’s historic warehouses and industrial buildings tell the story of a city shaped by railroads, shipping, manufacturing and commerce. From coffee roasting plants and wholesale grocery war...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My grandmother is 85 years old. She’s great with technology in some ways, terrible in others. She recently needed new glasses and decided to order them online. She’s done this before with no i...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was very young, in the 1960’s, my parents used to gather mushrooms. They’d go out to the woods together and come home with baskets full of nice mushrooms. After gathering, they’d make d...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hey, Extra Protein, Right? Read Hey, Extra Protein, Right? As I'm dropping it, I notice a fly floating in her wine. I am 100% certain that this fly was not in her wine when I took it out to her, but we have had a looooong hi...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and swearing is required for an enjoyable work of fiction, and my disagreement on tha...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and swearing is required for an enjoyable work of fiction, and my disagreement on tha...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Needs To Pour Some Smart Water Over Them Read Someone Needs To Pour Some Smart Water Over Them Customer: "So does this little tree seriously grow lemons?" Me: "No, because that's a lime tree." Customer: "Could it grow lemons if you water ...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am an admin on a construction site with several contractors, all in a line of trailers with large banners on the side to signify which trailer belongs to which contractor. Ours is the first ...
Aug 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale Read Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale Customer: "These are marked as two for a dollar. Can I get one for fifty cents?" Me: "Yeah, sure." Read Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale
Aug 31, 2026 from JoeHx Blog De Optimization Techniques While it seems to be a thing for most people to optimize every part of their life, to make every part of their life easier, faster, better, I’ve found that it’s often best to go in the other direct...
Aug 31, 2026 from Tim Hårek August 2026 Back to work, back to kindergarten, back to routine, and back to writing my monthly recently post! 🍀 Life Going back to work was quieter than expected, some projects had been moved to a later date,...
Aug 31, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Jumped You know that rhetorical question parents like to use? The one about the friend jumping off the bridge, right? I'm the friend who jumped. It's a lot better to be good than smart. I think of that El...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If It Was ‘Worf, Son Of Mogh’, They’d Better Have Prune Juice! Read If It Was ‘Worf, Son Of Mogh’, They’d Better Have Prune Juice! During San Diego Comic-Con, I work at a Starbucks inside the convention center. People can wait in line for a very long time, mos...
Aug 30, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Die Siedler Ich habe einen Artikel entdeckt, der jetzt, im Jahr 2026, ein Spiel aus meiner Kindheit (aus 1998) lobt.
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Need A Color In This Area-ola Read I Need A Color In This Area-ola Woman: "Hi, I need a [brand] nail polish in pink." Employee: "Of course. Can you be more specific, as [Brand] has several tones of pink?" Woman: "Nipple." Read ...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not The Strongest Character Read Not The Strongest Character Warehouseman: "Hey, [New Apprentice], I need you to clean up some of the cardboard boxes that are lying around here. Take them out of the main floor of the warehous...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hawaiian Aunties Are Not To Be Messed With Read Hawaiian Aunties Are Not To Be Messed With Cashier: "Sorry, but no. This is her play, this is her scam. She comes in here on weekday mornings, and she jumps in the line ahead of everyone so sh...
