Jul 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Rated for Customer Use Read Not Rated for Customer Use Pete worked in our kitchen. Pete was the king of processes and efficiency, but Pete did NOT handle questions well, since he always answered in some weird literal way...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Back To The Pizza Read Back To The Pizza Customer: "What do you want?" Me: "I have your pizza here, just need you to sign the slip." Customer: "I ordered a pizza yesterday, and it didn't come... is this making up fo...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rock Solid Nutrition Read Rock Solid Nutrition A coworker is chatting with me in the break room. I'm asking her about her doctor's appointment, which was mostly just a check-up. Coworker: "My doctor says I need to eat ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Exercise In Self-Awareness Read An Exercise In Self-Awareness I'm at the reception desk, calling 911, when another gym member approaches. Gym Member: "I need you to—" I hold my hand up to tell him I'm on the phone. Gym Membe...
Jul 02, 2026 from Thejesh GN Getting Started with SimulIDE and Arduino I was looking for an alternative to Tinkercad to simulate building, coding, and running Arduino projects. SimulIDE Circuit Simulator seemed like an ideal candidate. SimulIDE is a simple real time e...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sorry, But You’re Bread Wrong Read Sorry, But You’re Bread Wrong Associate: "Hi. I'm putting stuff back, and this belongs to your department. Where does this go?" *Holds out some bread.* Me: "Right there." I point to the spot, ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Need The Inn Side Story Read We Need The Inn Side Story A couple walks into the lobby, telling me they're on a road trip and asking if we have rooms available. When I tell them we do: Customer: "Great! Do you… uh… clean t...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tongue-Tied Tortillas Read Tongue-Tied Tortillas I'm working a lunch shift at a place I've worked for nine years. Customer: "What's the soup today?" Me: "Sausage tortilla." She did not order the soup. Read Tongue-Tied T...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pokémon No Read Pokémon No Me: "Wow, your son really likes Pokémon, huh?" Woman: "Oh, he's not my son. I'm one of his nannies." Boy: "You are not to call yourself a nanny! That makes me sound like a baby! You...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Touch And No Read Touch And No I work in a computer retail and repair shop. An old lady came in asking for tablet recommendations. Customer: "It doesn't have to be expensive; it just has to connect to the inter...
Jul 02, 2026 from Peter's Path Can I Trust The Bible? by R.C. Sproul Why read the book? R.C. Sproul wrote Can I Trust The Bible? It is a short and clear book from his Crucial Questions series. Sproul takes the most common objections people raise against the Bible an...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Long Have They Just Been Rolling With It? Read How Long Have They Just Been Rolling With It? Guy: "My mouse doesn't work." I walk with him over to the computer he was using. Me: "Can you show me the issue?" He demonstrates the non-working ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Philly-Buster Read The Philly-Buster Customer: "I'd like the five-dollar pizza with Philly steak and bell peppers." Me: "I'm sorry, the Philly steak isn't part of the deal. It would cost you an extra dollar." Cu...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Drawing Conclusions Read Drawing Conclusions Aunt: "Aren't you going to give her something to watch?" Me: "She's okay. She likes to color, and if she gets bored with that, I have a bag in the diaper bag with some book...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Original Korean Demon Hunters Read The Original Korean Demon Hunters My mother has been "church shopping" for a bit. She tells me most of the local religious groups just don't fit her. She also tells this to her nail salon lady...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com 8008135 Error Read 8008135 Error I used to work for a cybersecurity company. They did a lot of stuff for compliance work, customized routers/firewalls, and stuff like that. My team dealt with compliance. I had t...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Here is another story about Peter, in the Swiss police. Peter has unspecified learning differences, challenged by social rules and language. He is a hard worker and always happy. He applies fo...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My family was out and about, going to stores and whatnot. We stopped at a grocery store, and my mom asked my dad to get her some chocolate cake, as she was on her period and chocolate is ALWAY...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Vocation For Location, Part 30 Read No Vocation For Location, Part 30 Me: "Would you mind holding for one moment so I can make sure you’re within our delivery area?" Customer: "No, I am within your delivery area. I’m just a few ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We lived for a while in a small town in a New England state. After we moved there I was told about something that happened not long before we moved. The one and only national fast-food place h...
