Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s The Floor Price Read That’s The Floor Price Customer: "I want the £1.99 a box of laminate flooring." Me: "That price is per square metre." Customer: *Insistent.* "No! The advert said per box." Read That’s The Floo...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sinner’s Queue: Abandon All Urgency, Ye Who Enter Here Read The Sinner’s Queue: Abandon All Urgency, Ye Who Enter Here Client: "Contacts are exactly how I want them now, please upload, it is very important." I go to lunch for an hour. I return and repl...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nut For Human Consumption Read Nut For Human Consumption We're at a family cookout. One of my cousins is on a health kick, and everything she eats is vegan and free of gluten, sugar, lactose, and taste. She's made a vegan m...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A League Of Her Own Read A League Of Her Own Seated right behind us was a little girl, I'd guess in the five-to-seven age range, with her parents and brother. She got very into the game and was, of course, cheering fo...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Do Not Support This Behavior Read We Do Not Support This Behavior Caller: "Hi, I have a problem with my Galaxy S26." Me: "Sorry, but this is a support line for Apple products." Read We Do Not Support This Behavior
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’d lived here for a few years when my doorbell rang. When I answered the door there was a nice young man, my first salesman since I moved in. He began his spiel about the advantages of solar ...
Aug 30, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-08-30 August is almost over, and I haven't gotten done most of the things I wanted to get done for the month. Heck, 2026 is almost 2/3rds done and I haven't done most of the things I wanted to get done f...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife is from Asia and meeting me (Hispanic and in Texas), seeing the news reports and the population of Texas always asks how to know if someone is Hispanic or European. Wife “I don’t know ...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I first started dating the woman that I eventually married, we made a point of introducing each other to the things that we liked. I showed her some of my favorite video games, she showed...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m watching a movie with my husband when I notice him making unusual faces. Me: Something wrong? Husband: I can feel a fart building up. Me: Let it out. Husband: That’s the thing; it’s buildi...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am sitting at the bar while on my break, eating my lunch. A regular customer, who is usually pretty condescending, walks by and says in a snotty tone: Customer: oh how nice that they let you...
Aug 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Preface: A couple of week before the story I am about to tell, my boss asked me to go visit a company which wanted to supply us for a component we used in our system. When I went to visit them...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Red Bull For The Red Eye Read Red Bull For The Red Eye One night as I'm closing the gate to the store, a customer runs up. Customer: "Please! I need to do this return! It's the last day I can do it! I know it's bad plannin...
Aug 29, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 12: Apidya‘ Special Apidya‘ Special is a blast to credit feed and one of the rare games that I might have liked to own as a physical edition
Aug 29, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 12: Apidya‘ Special Apidya‘ Special is a blast to credit feed and one of the rare games that I might have liked to own as a physical edition
Aug 29, 2026 from The Linkfest Linkfest #48: The MouthPad, "Volitional Reconsumption", and The Genetics of Giant Pumpkins Hello there! It’s time for "the opposite of doomscrolling” — my latest “Linkfest”, in which I slowly and patiently distill vats of science, culture and technology, just for you. If you’re a subscri...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Livestreaming Versus Lifesaving Read Livestreaming Versus Lifesaving I lay her down into the recovery position and call my manager over the radio. I'm tending to her, trying to keep her calm, when I feel like I'm being watched. I...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dishwasher Is Clean Read The Dishwasher Is Clean One day, I got there way outside of opening hours to pick up my jacket, and I found Simon dressed in comfy clothes, rummaging through the fridge. I asked what he was do...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Art Of Wife-Generated Shopping Lists Read The Art Of Wife-Generated Shopping Lists Customer: "I need some artsy fartsy sweetener." Me: "I'm sorry, some… what?" Customer: "Artsy fartsy sweetener. Here, look." Read The Art Of Wife-Gener...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com High GI, Low IQ Read High GI, Low IQ A coworker is taking a break near the store's cafeteria. A customer seems to take offense to this: Customer: "Don't you have somewhere at the back where you can eat that?" Cowo...
