Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From AAA To A Penny Read From AAA To A Penny Customer: "Okay, so I'll take twenty bucks for this one." Gets out another old game. Customer: "Twenty-five for this one." After another game, I stop him: Me: "Buddy, that ...
Mar 21, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Pas mal non ? C'est français A quick look at the French AI sloperator Mistral AI
Mar 21, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Pas mal non ? C'est français A quick look at the French AI sloperator Mistral AI
Mar 21, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Introducing N.A. Ferrell’s NLJ Blogroll Re-launching The New Leaf Journal Blogroll after about four years centered on posts about website entries.
Mar 21, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Winkekatze24 Winkekatzen, die über das Internet ansteuerbar sind und per Knopfdruck alle auf einmal winken und mit den Augen leuchten.
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Allergic To Common Sense, Part 34 Read Allergic To Common Sense, Part 34 Customer: "I'm allergic to anchovies, so no anchovies on my Caesar salad." Me: "There's anchovies in our Caesar dressing, what would you like instead?" Custom...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Percolating Before Calculating Read Percolating Before Calculating Me: "I, um, I gave you a ten." Barista: "Oh, did you? Thankfully, I'm not accused of pulling a scam. He just goes back to the register, opens it, confirms the £1...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Root Vegetable Cause Analysis Read Root Vegetable Cause Analysis Manager: *Pointing to the horseradish.* "Was that the last one on sale? Did you have no choice but to pick that one?" Customer: "Oh, no, there was plenty more, bu...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Managed To Avoid A Meltdown Read Managed To Avoid A Meltdown Me: "Please take your melted candy back." Teen: "But I don't wanna eat that!" Me: "And neither will anyone else, so take it back." Read Managed To Avoid A Meltdown
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Can We Say, The Girl Is A Fan Read What Can We Say, The Girl Is A Fan Today, a family came in with their very small daughter. I'm terrible at guessing ages, but she can’t have been older than six or so. I'm busy facing up the g...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sibling Squabbles Start At Minus Two Read Sibling Squabbles Start At Minus Two Brother: "How come I don't get an engagement present?" Me: "You didn't get me anything when I became your sister." Read Sibling Squabbles Start At Minus Two
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A ‘Spot’ Of Road Rage Read A ‘Spot’ Of Road Rage Driver: "Hey! I was going to park there!" Friend: "I got here first, fair and square. Sorry." Driver: "Oh no, I have been driving around this lot looking for a spot and s...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Nacho Pasta Read That’s Nacho Pasta Customer: "I want the spaghetti noodles." Me: "The… what?" Customer: "The spaghetti noodles." He points at the shredded cheese. Read That’s Nacho Pasta
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I get back from vacation and meet a coworker I had never met before. She has worked there for over a year, but on the other side of the store and usually in the morning while I work at night....
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Proving Your Point In A Roundabout Way Read Proving Your Point In A Roundabout Way Me: "And I hate roundabouts. I know they’re supposed to be easier than a regular intersection, but I’ve never been able to use one without someone cuttin...
Mar 21, 2026 from Roy Tang A Look Back at the PlayStation 2 Last weekend we were cleaning out some boxes from the house because of some renovations, and my dad found a big box marked "PS2". I was excited to open it, and it and inside (as expected) was a who...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During a visit to Mexico, at one point we camped at a hot spring. We hiked upstream, swam in some of the cooler pools, and when we got back downstream relaxed in some of the hot pools. Overall...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a hotel cleaner, and male. One of my coworkers is another man who is an “undercover creep” towards women. He’s always careful not to say or do anything when a woman is present, but when he...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m frequently on Self-checkout duty at work. Half my job there is asset protection, the other half is IT, between the customers occasionally needing help and the machines themselves frequentl...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I call [Health Insurance]. I tell them I have sleep apnea and need a mandibular advancement device, or MAD. They give me the number of a local in-network dentist. I call the dentist. They’re n...
