Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Vocation For Location, Part 30 Read No Vocation For Location, Part 30 Me: "Would you mind holding for one moment so I can make sure you’re within our delivery area?" Customer: "No, I am within your delivery area. I’m just a few ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We lived for a while in a small town in a New England state. After we moved there I was told about something that happened not long before we moved. The one and only national fast-food place h...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Receipts Or It Didn’t Happen Read Receipts Or It Didn’t Happen I worked at a pizza chain restaurant. I had so many people come in and say, "Could I have a custom pizza with this, that, and the other on it," and then expect it ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve been handling calls with a prospective business partner of my manager’s; said manager reviews the recordings of each call, and up to this point, he has ALWAYS found something to complain ...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thunderstruck By Policy Read Thunderstruck By Policy Customer: "WHY DID YOU SHUT DOWN THE RIDES?!" Me: "Sir, lightning just struck the tower, and we're required to shut down the tallest rides any time lightning strikes wi...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brush With Reality Read Brush With Reality Customer: "What kind of paint can I buy to make it look more realistic? Me: "Hmm, well, looking at this, it doesn't necessarily need a specific kind of paint, but some shadi...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Requests Should Hopefully Be Rare Read These Requests Should Hopefully Be Rare We make smash burgers to order. As a result, it's not done immediately, and customers need to wait a few minutes. Customer: "I want the double smash pat...
Jul 02, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0043: The stone boat Episode details A reading of a short poem by W.S. Merwin: The Estuary. I share a few words about what might have influenced Merwin at the time of the poem’s composition. More podcast episodes onlin...
Jul 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flush With Success Read Flush With Success In the beginning, it was assumed your break started when you got into the break room, but in the later years, it started when you were told to go on break, and if you got st...
Jul 02, 2026 from Noahie's Blog That One Thing I've been quite tired lately, and I suspect this is because I haven't taken a midday nap in some time. Even after my morning caffeine dose, I still go about my day with much fatigue, but it's been ...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Kilobytes Read A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Kilobytes Phone Guy: "It says you have been overusing your data and were charged for it." Mom: "Data? I never use any of that!" Phone Guy: "It's saying the vast m...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Rush To Gold Read A Rush To Gold Credit Customer Service Agent: "I'm very sorry, but we have no ability to guarantee this. You'll need to call [Airline]." Me: "Okay, that's a bit of a problem. Because when I ca...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Action Figures Or Action Committees? Read Action Figures Or Action Committees? She points at the walls of Funko Pops. Cashier: "Do you know which one he wants?" Customer: "Star… something." Cashier: "Star… Wars? Star Trek?" Customer: ...
Jul 01, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Seven’s Sonic Seasons, Part 9 As I’ve repeatedly said over the course of this series, Sylvester McCoy really had the least to prove out of any of the original wave of Big Finish Doctors – his run wasn’t cut as absurdly short as...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laser Precision Bad Decisions Read Laser Precision Bad Decisions Me: "[Boss], I need to talk about the new laser operator." Boss: "What about him?" Me: "You're paying him more." Boss: "How do you know that?!" Read Laser Precisi...
Jul 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Die Fliedermaus Willow sucht ein Buch über Fledermäuse, findet aber nur das Kinderbuch „Die Fliedermaus“. Das Buch handelt von einer Maus.
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Receipt For Disaster Read Receipt For Disaster Me: "Sir, that's the sandwich you ordered. We just entered it this way because it's cheaper." Customer: "But that's not what I ordered!" Me: "It is. It's the exact same in...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Office Has Left The Chat Read The Office Has Left The Chat Unbeknownst to me, the company occasionally had a "surprise half-day". On a random Friday, the CEO would email the company informing everyone they could leave at n...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Motion To Connect Read Motion To Connect Customer: "Is it difficult to set up the docking stations?" Me: "It's actually really easy, since all you have to do is plug the cables from your PC into the docking station....
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OK Den Read OK Den I heard this story from a coworker after mentioning how confused I was in meetings because I couldn't keep up with all the acronyms. Her friend started a new job, and everyone kept refe...
