Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com High GI, Low IQ Read High GI, Low IQ A coworker is taking a break near the store's cafeteria. A customer seems to take offense to this: Customer: "Don't you have somewhere at the back where you can eat that?" Cowo...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Look Backup In Anger Read Don’t Look Backup In Anger I was a new tech support worker. A customer called in angry, making demands and threats. Once they calmed down, they finally explained their issue. Read Don’t Look B...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Creating A Little Monster Read Creating A Little Monster My five-year-old son runs into my bedroom and says to my wife and me: Son: "There's a monster under my bed!" Me: "Huh, that's new." Wife: "Go and check for him." Read...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hi-Jacking The Forum Read Hi-Jacking The Forum Friend: "Your moderator BANNED ME! All I did was say hi and now I can't get in!" Me: "Well, I'm sure there was a misunderstanding. When I get home, I'll send him a message...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taxing Faxing, Part 45 Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I used to work in a copy shop/post office in the early 2000s. Customer: "Your fax machine doesn't work!" Me: "It was working fine an hour ago." Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My brother is a manager at a service station, and they have magpies who like to nest outside the store, these birds have gotten smarter and braver and have started to fly in whenever other peo...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I own a small computer store. I have told a few stories from my interesting assortment of customers on here before. This involves an attempted scam – which we deal with literally every day. I ...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I got laid off from my job at a call center to be replaced by an AI. Supposedly the AI was supposed to reduce call volumes by intercepting calls before they reached the center and handling the...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have this friend who always likes to crack jokes and be funny. Once he and his wife had a couple of friends visiting after dinner. They sat on their veranda, enjoying the breeze of the summe...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So my Sister and her family visited me in Berlin one Summer and one of her little girls (around 5-6 years old at the time) came to me and we talked a while. Suddenly she got an interest in my ...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This company works on site a lot. It’s not so hard as being on an oil platform in the North Sea for months on end, but the workers, more often than not, drive to the site on Monday morning, s...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Catch A Flight Or A Cold Read Catch A Flight Or A Cold A customer who booked a flight and hotel package with us called us fifteen minutes after her flight should have taken off: Caller: "Hello, yes, this is [Customer Name]...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To B-12, Or Not To B-12 Read To B-12, Or Not To B-12 Our store is doing a buy one get one free on vitamins. Customer: "You only have one bottle of vitamins on the shelf." Me: "Oh yeah, so we do. I'll tell the cashier to m...
Aug 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Real Debbie Downer Read A Real Debbie Downer One busy Saturday, the manager sent me to cover for Debbie while she was on lunch break. And it was a disaster. Broken glass everywhere... Inside the machine, on the floor...
Aug 29, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Self-Examination Self-aware, but not self examined. That phrase has been plaguing me something fierce. Along with an actual bout of sickness I've been facing since Thursday night, it's something that has been eatin...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 38 Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 38 Customer: "Why is it charging me $100?" Me: "You said you wanted $100 on the gift card, right?" Customer: "Yes, but you have a 10% off everything in...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Let Sleeping PCs Lie Read Let Sleeping PCs Lie I worked tech support in the mid-nineties. Someone in HR phoned us: HR Employee: "My PC has turned itself off." Since HR is just one floor up, and they've been known not t...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What The Craic?! Read What The Craic?! A customer is holding some novelty 'Irish Accent Mouth Spray'. Customer: "Does this actually work?" Me: *In a perfect Irish accent.* "It does if you believe it does. I'm from ...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com About To Have A Root Awakening Read About To Have A Root Awakening New Hire: "Why is there so much dirt in the lettuce?" Me: "They come direct from the farm to here." New Hire: "Okay, but where did the dirt come from?" Read Abou...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Furniture Suite Before The Operating Suite Read Furniture Suite Before The Operating Suite Customer: "Can you please hurry?" Me: "Our guys are going as fast as safely possible, sir." Customer: "It's just that I have a surgery appointment af...
