Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A coworker of mine disappeared for a while. This being retail, it’s not uncommon for workers to ghost, but we liked this coworker, and she liked us, and the job wasn’t bad. We wondered what ha...
Mar 21, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 12/2026 It’s been another hectic week, but towards the end, it was a bit relaxing because of Ugadhi and Id breaks. Wish you all a happy Ugadhi and Id. The war continues. I doubt the folks who started the w...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Deal Or No Deal Read Deal Or No Deal Customer: "$11.50?!? The deal outside says any two sandwiches for $12!" Me: "Uh, yeah, but one of the sandwiches you got had a regular price of $5.50 and the other is only $6, ...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com All Checks, No Balances Read All Checks, No Balances Customer: "So, uh, I just tried to get money from your ATM outside, and it didn't work." Me: "Oh, is it not working? It seemed fine this morning." Customer: "It was say...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Off The Rails On Day One Read Off The Rails On Day One On the first day of our orientation, one of the people running it called someone up by name. The next morning, they called him up again, but this time, no answer. I do...
Mar 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Affording It Tensions are running a bit high today. Over the last few weeks, I had been waiting on my Mounjaro prescription to get filled. At first, I thought that it was an oversight on my doctor and that they...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pizza Resistance Read The Pizza Resistance Customer: "What the f***?! The customer is always right!? You heard of it? I want my pizza now! Why should I be wasting my own time?!" Read The Pizza Resistance
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ginger Licking Good Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It Read Ginger Licking Good Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It Friend: "There's one thing I'd like to ask about the mocktail menu. There's this ingredient, and I'm not sure if this is a typo or just som...
Mar 20, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal My Recollection of Kobe Bryant’s 81 Bam Adebayo's 83-point performance on March 10, 2026, prompted me to recall how I learned and shared the news of Kobe Bryant's 81-point performance on January 22, 2006.
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Internot Yours Read Internot Yours Caller: "It is illegal for you to shut down my wifi! You don't own the air!" Me: "Do you have a router?" Caller: "What's that?" Read Internot Yours
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tell This Coworker To Hush Puppy! Read Tell This Coworker To Hush Puppy! Coworker #2: "Well, if you want a good dog, you have to teach them. Don’t want to have to Old Yeller her!" Me: "Right. Bye now." Read Tell This Coworker To Hu...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Head Megahertz, Part 4 Read My Head Megahertz, Part 4 Customer: "I'm going on a cruise, and I don't want to pay for the wifi as it's too expensive. Would I be able to download the internet onto a hard drive so I could br...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Slamming The “By The Book” Book Shut Read Slamming The “By The Book” Book Shut We got a new manager not too long ago, and she is a crossed I's and dotted T's type of manager. Everything by the book. A couple of weeks ago, she found o...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Failed Pie Charts At School Read Someone Failed Pie Charts At School Customers would come in all the time and ask what size a small/medium/large pizza was, to which my dad would point to the different-sized pans on the wall. ...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Supersize The Rebellion! Read Supersize The Rebellion! Customer: "I want a Big Mac, medium fries, and medium Coke." Me: "Okay, that's £6.69, please." Customer: "No, that’s the price of the combo meal. I want them all separ...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Boy Knew Exactly What He Was Doing… Read That Boy Knew Exactly What He Was Doing… Me: *Facing the customer who I assume is the 'mom' as she's been standing super close to the young boy all this time.* "Your total is [total]." Lady: "...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Good Luck Baby-Proofing THAT Read Good Luck Baby-Proofing THAT Me: "[Husband], there is a giant spider on the sofa, can you have a look and see if it is safe or not?" Husband: "Oh, [My Name], it can't be that bad." It should b...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tale Of Two Stores Read A Tale Of Two Stores The customer starts to storm out, but then sees me beaming. Customer: "Why you making that goofy-a** grin?!" Read A Tale Of Two Stores
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Garlic Parmemom Read Garlic Parmemom What she's doing is stirring with a spatula, digging out bits of onion and sauce, licking the whole thing, then going back to stirring around for more sauce and onions. Read Ga...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway Read Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway Me: "I'm surprised we don't have any more Americans in our group." Friend: "They'd only get lost anyway." Me: "Hey! I'm an American, and I get ar...
