Aug 28, 2026 from Roy Tang MTG: Marvel Super Heroes This is my set recap for the Marvel Super Heroes MTG set! It has only been around six weeks since I last wrote one of these! This pace of set releases continues to be exhausting. SOS Limited Summar...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dropped Coverage Read Dropped Coverage The store was clamping down on hours and got on your a** if you went over your prescribed shift. Also, if you went into overtime without telling your manager so they could rem...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com British Colombia Read British Colombia I was happily working away down the produce section of the supermarket I worked in when I overheard a conversation between a man with a small boy and the man's friend, a woman...
Aug 28, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 35/2026 It’s been a good but busy week. Lots of work got done. Though I think I am still lagging according to my TODO list. On a side note, I have been fairly active, with standard two days of P.T. and two...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Like If Wishing For More Wishes Was A Form Read It’s Like If Wishing For More Wishes Was A Form Me: "The difference in price for the expedited delivery would be—" Caller: "—No. I'm not paying extra." Me: "So you want to keep the standard de...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Steaks On A Plane Read Steaks On A Plane Expenses Guy: "Meals will only be provided during actual business travel, and that travel to and from the airport is not considered as part of that." Me: "Even though it's a ...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Illuminating The Candy Aisle Read Illuminating The Candy Aisle At the grocery store, we had the following conversation: Me: "I am definitely craving some chocolate. I'm in my luteal phase right now." Read Illuminating The Cand...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Non-Arizonan Arizonan Read Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Non-Arizonan Arizonan Me: "Sir, I can’t sell you those drinks. It's after 2 AM." Customer: "I don't understand." Me: "Alcohol sales are prohibited in Ari...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Faith Can Move Mountains, Not Trailers Read Faith Can Move Mountains, Not Trailers Our two boys (eight and four) are off playing somewhere when I suddenly hear a loud SMACK, and the youngest starts crying. My wife has rushed over Wife: ...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kara-Not-Okay Read Kara-Not-Okay Neighbor: "What language was that?" Japanese Neighbor: "Japanese." Neighbor: "How do you know how to sing that?" Japanese Neighbor: "I'm American Japanese." Read Kara-Not-Okay
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Architect Of Their Argument’s Demise Read The Architect Of Their Argument’s Demise Guest: "I hate the way your parking garage is set up!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that, but—" Guest: "—Why did you set the garage up that way?!" Me: "Well,...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I volunteer with a youth organisation where everyone wears a uniform. After a meeting, I went to a nearby supermarket with another volunteer, who is vegan. In the supermarket, we found some ni...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cost Of Inflation Read The Cost Of Inflation Tech: "Ma'am, when did [Dog's Name] last eat?" Woman: "I already told her that!" *Pointing at me.* "This morning! I was going to feed him when I got back from work, but t...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I arrived on US Air Force Site 5 in Morocco in May of 1957, a black dog with white markings named Bonnie had the run of the place. I didn’t know it at the time, but she was a Border Colli...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Nanny My Business Read This Is Nanny My Business Me: "How can I help you?" Customer: "Hi, my little angel here gets quite excited when we go grocery shopping. Do you mind watching her for a bit? Read This Is Nanny M...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Thirty five years. And every year, it happens. Usually more than once. It is an AP level computer science class. The kids write programming projects. They are individual projects, in most case...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [When I was in 7th grade, I was in school band. There were three band classes, mostly assigned by grade. I was in the 7th grade band. Our uniform — whether we were in a parade or a concert — w...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I have resting b***h face and am a very quiet and serious person on top of it.) (I am talking to one of my co-workers, a very sweet and bubbly young woman who just revealed that, for personal...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Give Them An Inch And They’ll Take An Hour Read Give Them An Inch And They’ll Take An Hour Manager: "Ma'am, we open at eight." Customer: "Someone let me in early before!" Manager: "Which is exactly why we don't encourage our staff to do nic...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in high school I had a class mate who was a big brain. He was chill about it, the problem is that another guy from a different class, with big brain ambitions, would pester him daily to t...
