Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Client wanted an upgrade of their logo that was done on MS Word in 1984. No imagery or icons (although at one point I did include some, just in case), he only desired a typographic solution. A...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Terminally Stubborn Read Terminally Stubborn Me: "Sir, do you have any electrical items or liquids in your bag?" Passenger: "Yes, a laptop." Me: "Could you please take it out of your bag and put it on a separate tray?...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Three To Disagree Read Three To Disagree We were running a promotion where you could use a coupon to get a $3 breakfast item with the purchase of an espresso drink. Breakfast sandwiches normally cost around $3.75-$4...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prime And Punishment Read Prime And Punishment A customer is holding a hardcover book in his hand and looking at his phone. Customer: "Excuse me. This book…" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "You're selling it cheaper than Am...
Jul 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OK Den Read OK Den I am new to an office job, and I'm getting confused in meetings because I can't keep up with all the acronyms. Me: "Everyone keeps referring to reports and projects being "OKD" and I ca...
Jul 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Not Done Yet Yesterday, I played trivia at a new bar. I was at this place a few minutes from my house a few weeks ago—in an entertainment district in my town—and was hanging out, doing stuff on my laptop. Acros...
Jul 01, 2026 from Tim Hårek June 2026 2026 is officially 50% done. My goal for this month’s post was to have a proper tagline for the lead, but I can’t think of anything… 🍀 Life Our youngest daughter is growing and “waking up”! It’s st...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Seeing Red Lettuce Read Seeing Red Lettuce Customer: "Why don't you carry Red Leaf lettuce anymore?" Me: "It never sold quickly enough; not enough people were buying it. It just went bad every time we ordered it." Cu...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Roll Reversal Read The Roll Reversal I was cleaning the bathroom one evening after closing (we all took turns on this) and had to replace the toilet paper in the ladies' room. I couldn’t find the key that opened...
Jun 30, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual x86-Prozessor in CSS Jemand hat einen x86-Prozessor in CSS emuliert.
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Does The Loaf And Fish Pizza Come With A Stuffed Crust? Read Does The Loaf And Fish Pizza Come With A Stuffed Crust? Me: "Okay, so that will come to $344.82." Caller: "Oh, no, thank you." Me: "No… thank you?" Caller: "Yes, I'm calling from a church." Re...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Departure From The Schedule Read A Departure From The Schedule Manager: "Hey, where are you? Your shift started thirty minutes ago." Me: "Well, I really hope not, because I'm in [State] right now." Manager: "This is unaccepta...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Complaints Of Moher Read The Complaints Of Moher Customer: "And the road to get here! Oh my God! Tiny! How do they expect tourists to drive from Galway out here?" The cashier has realised this guy isn't listening, jus...
Jun 30, 2026 from Previous Magazine Emerging Trends in Global Treasury Management There have been so many advancements in treasury management over the last few years, it’s hard to keep up. CFOs and corporate treasurers are continually having to modify their treasury operations i...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Destroy A Company: A Roadmap Read How To Destroy A Company: A Roadmap Our small-ish tech firm hired a new director who decided to enforce a mandatory three-day-a-week in-office policy. As you would expect, people were extremel...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Browbeaten Read Browbeaten Customer: "Can I get the price any lower?" Cashier: "I've already applied the student discount." Customer: "You can't add any more?" Cashier: "No." Read Browbeaten
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not What We Mean When We Say “Accepted In All Stores” Read Not What We Mean When We Say “Accepted In All Stores” Customer: "Do you accept Walmart gift cards?" Me: "No, ma'am." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "This isn't Walmart, ma'am." Read Not What We Mean...
Jun 30, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Diagrams for Travel from the Qanoon-e-Islam (1832) Diagrams from a lost Urdu manuscript illustrating the propitious days and directions for travel.
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Straight Outta Jones Street Read Straight Outta Jones Street I manage the office of a funeral home. Names in the story have been changed. One day, one of my directors sent out a standard group message letting us know of a new...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mother Knows Best, Father Knows Less Read Mother Knows Best, Father Knows Less Some parents come into our store demanding the new sold-out toy of the season. The dad seems angrier than the mom. Dad: "How can you have none in stock? It...
