Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Social Insecurity, Part 11 Read Social Insecurity, Part 11 Caller: *Freaks out.* "I'm not telling you my social out loud! I'm in a busy coffee shop!" Me: "Perhaps you can call later when you're in a safer place to discuss yo...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Your Typical Case Read Not Your Typical Case One day, our Training Director left for a meeting. As he reversed out from under the building, I glanced out and was shocked to see his briefcase on the roof of his car, ...
Mar 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Interactive Entertainment Sometimes in between writing these entries, a certain set of thoughts will come about. I'll think through the ideas and say to myself, "That would make a good Cogito entry," but then I'll end up si...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Spirit Of The Law Read The Spirit Of The Law Customer: *Yanking on the door handle, shouting through the glass.* "Hey! The door is stuck!" Me: "It's not stuck, it's locked! We're closed on holidays!" Customer: "C'mo...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take Away 12% And I Am 100% Out Of Here Read Take Away 12% And I Am 100% Out Of Here Me: *Barely polite now.* "Excuse me, but I’m not misinformed. If you want me to sign that contract, it has to be changed first." Lady: *Now getting anno...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeps Missing The Target Read Keeps Missing The Target Me: "Sorry, ma'am, that's the wrong card. I need to see your Sam's Club membership card." Customer: *Gesturing to her Target credit card.* "Are you blind? This proves ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making A Meal Out Of Mismanagement Read Making A Meal Out Of Mismanagement The second weekend I worked, I developed a little sniffle. I made my "self-serve drink" a small cup of orange juice when there were no customers at the regis...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sailing Past The Point Of Rescue Read Sailing Past The Point Of Rescue Passenger: "When do we get to Sicily? We're really looking forward to seeing it." Me: "Uh… sir, we were just in Sicily." Passenger: "No, that was Palermo." Rea...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mini-Mum’s The Word Read Mini-Mum’s The Word Rather than getting any sort of praise (this company has felt anti-praise since I started) or being asked how I did it, I get an email from management stating my numbers ar...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do They Say About Spilled Milk? Read What Do They Say About Spilled Milk? Customer: "You need to pay for my car to be detailed!" Me: "Uh… why?" Customer: "You sold me milk that went bad!" Me: "Okay, I'm gonna need you to connect ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Gloom Of Irony Read Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Gloom Of Irony Customer: "Why are you catering to all the foreigners and immigrants?!" Me: "I don't understand, ma'am. This is a post office." Customer: "And all your...
Mar 19, 2026 from BEEW Sprezzatura Sprezzatura. Say it out loud. Spreh-za-TOO-rah. Let it sit in your mouth for a second. Sounds like something you'd want to eat, or drink, or steal. By the time you get to that last syllable your ha...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s Breaking In The New Guy, And There’s The New Guy Breaking Coworkers Read There’s Breaking In The New Guy, And There’s The New Guy Breaking Coworkers Trainer: "I should warn you, [Coworker] comes back from holiday on Monday. She’s… she’s a lot. You’ll need to be rea...
Mar 19, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Fear and Fragility: The Glass Delusion and Its History In early modern Europe, around the time when lenses began to bring the world (and heavens) into newfound focus, patients started appearing in medical records with a particular ailment: a firm belie...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Plane Wrong Read Just Plane Wrong Passenger: "Wait, we're landing already?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am. It's only a two-hour flight." Passenger: "But, that can't be right?! Is this a layover?" Me: "No, ma'am, this is a ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mother Of All Double Features! Read The Mother Of All Double Features! Mother arrives, and I'm a little stumped. Although we have a great relationship, we actually have very few interests in common; she's a country girl who's ha...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Weather Report With Military Precision Read A Weather Report With Military Precision Sergeant: "Well, do you know the difference between winter and summer up here?" Uncle: "Um, no." Sergeant: "Well, in winter it rains every day, in summ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Useless Cash Back And Forth Read A Useless Cash Back And Forth Customer: "You forgot to remind me that I wanted cash back! I need money in my purse!" Me: "I… didn't know I was supposed to remind you, ma'am. Have we spoken bef...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Okay, anybody want to help with… whatever this is? We’ve just got a new boss, hired from outside of the company. A few days after she started, the following happens: Me: I don’t know if they t...
