Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sea-n Of The Crime Read The Sea-n Of The Crime It’s a hot day, and I’m having a stroll along the seafront. Nearby is a family with two young sons, probably aged around six and three. The younger son is having a full ...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com See It, Say It, Sneezed It Read See It, Say It, Sneezed It The man sneezes twice. Very common on the tube. Woman: "You need to get off the train." Man: "Excuse me?" Woman: "You can’t be on the train sick. That’s not fair. I’...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tankless Job Read A Tankless Job Visitor: "How do they get the whales to come back in each morning?" Me: "Come back? From where, ma'am?" Visitor: "From the lake! When you release the whales back into Lake Michi...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am an autistic millennial. When I was young, I got a degree in Computer Science. Despite hundreds of interviews I ultimately bounced off of the job market and, burdened with student loans, w...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The insurance company I worked for had been making some monumentally stupid management decisions lately, and as a result the call volume had gone absolutely bonkers and had remained that way f...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was inspired by this story https://notalwaysright.com/you-dont-have-to-sandwich-yourself-in-the-middle-of-the-line-to-get-a-sandwich/372368/ and decided I had to share my favorite moment fro...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Will Not Be Entertaining Closing Arguments Read We Will Not Be Entertaining Closing Arguments When we do the five-minute announcement, we politely ask that all customers still in the store bring up their items so that we can finish up our c...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A regular customer walks up to the counter at the bookstore where I work and demands a manager. When the manager arrives, the regular slams a book down on the counter. Regular: You need to get...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fresh Coat Of Perspective Read A Fresh Coat Of Perspective Customer: "If you just focused on my order, it would be done faster." Me: "No, sir. There are steps, such as pouring and shaking, where I can do nothing about it bu...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Since my dad died, my mom’s been struggling a bit with cooking. Dad was the chef of the family, and she quickly realized her skills were far more rusty than she thought. (Have you ever bitten ...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Manager: “I need to talk to you about [coworker]. Every time I see her, she’s on her phone. Doesn’t she have something she should be doing? What’s her role, anyway?” Me: “She’s the QA lead for...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Checked Out Of Shelf Awareness Read Checked Out Of Shelf Awareness I'm walking into the library and overhear this short but sweet tail end of a conversation between a patron and the help desk manager: Patron: "No, but how much i...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Send That Customer Where The Sun Don’t Shine Read Send That Customer Where The Sun Don’t Shine Customer: "These solar lights are useless! I thought they were supposed to be the future, but they never work!" Me: "Sorry to hear that. Did you wa...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Your Opinion Cuts The Mustard Read When Your Opinion Cuts The Mustard Customer: "Excuse me, have you tried this mustard?" Me: "No, I haven’t, but I’ve heard great things from my coworkers and customers who have bought it!" Cust...
Jun 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Paper Chase Read A Paper Chase Employee: "What's this?" Me: "It's an e-ticket." Employee: "It's a WHAT? Ma'am, you need a real ticket, not… whatever that is." I was dumbfounded. The e-ticket switchover had got...
Jun 30, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Computer Guy I have plans for a new project, and I think this one's actually going to stick. However, it'll take a bit of setup on my part, but when I finally get it going, I think you'll really like it. I was ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spaghetti About It Read Spaghetti About It Manager: "Last week you both came in, and you complained that your daughter's fettuccini alfredo was too strong and made her stomach hurt." Customer: "Well, it did! We'll or...
Jun 29, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts LG TV AirPlay troubleshooting guide I have an LG C5 TV. Great display, dogshit software. AirPlay often stops working mid-stream or won’t connect at all. Both my iPhone and my Macbook try to connect for about 30 seconds, then fail. It...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nature Has Reviewed Your Request Read Nature Has Reviewed Your Request Van Guys: "Hey, kid, your truck is hogging all the shade!" I tell my uncle to come out. He listens to them complain, and then he tells me: Uncle: "Hey, take my...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Chicken, The Egg, And The Resume Read The Chicken, The Egg, And The Resume I'm in line checking out at Goodwill when the cashier asks the lady in front of me: Cashier: "Would you like to round up your total by 29 cents to donate t...
