Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Useless Cash Back And Forth Read A Useless Cash Back And Forth Customer: "You forgot to remind me that I wanted cash back! I need money in my purse!" Me: "I… didn't know I was supposed to remind you, ma'am. Have we spoken bef...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Okay, anybody want to help with… whatever this is? We’ve just got a new boss, hired from outside of the company. A few days after she started, the following happens: Me: I don’t know if they t...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Teacher Surprised That A Child Has Seen ‘The Lion King’ Read Teacher Surprised That A Child Has Seen ‘The Lion King’ Teacher: "Never mind, sorry. Stop staring out of the window, you look like a Meerkat." *Putting some condescension into her voice.* "I b...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I have a mesh of large scars across my back from an accident when I was a kid. I’m not particularly self-conscious about it – probably helps that I need a whole multi-mirror setup to see them...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pre-Flight Turbulence Read Pre-Flight Turbulence Woman: "I can’t believe you wouldn’t trade your seat for a kid." Me: "Ma'am, I paid extra for this seat. You should’ve booked him a ticket. This isn’t my fault." Read Pre...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was little, like four or five, we were going on a looong roadtrip – from the far north of Sweden to a wedding in southern Germany. My parents packed me, my three older brothers and all ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [In 2014, my home state of Colorado legalized recreational use of marijuana. Reactions from across the country ranged from jokes to religious indignation.] [In 2015, the nationwide newspaper U...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bread The Room Read Bread The Room I'm a new worker in a bead store located in a busy tourist marketplace. The word "Bead" was right in the name of our store. A customer wanders in, looks around, and squints. Cus...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This one goes back to around 20 years ago just after I got married. Returned to work after the honeymoon and one of my coworkers decided to impart her wisdom on how I should act now I was wed....
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a warehouse for a very large corporation. I am the on site HR person in this location. I share an office with a logistics manager. (I have a secure meeting room where I can handle se...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nailing Down The Details Read Nailing Down The Details Customer: "Where’s your Home Improvement section?" Me: "Sir, this is a hardware store, so it’s pretty much all Home Improvement. You need to be more specific." Read Na...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repeat Receipt Read Repeat Receipt Me: "Ma'am, you see this little mark in the corner?" Customer: "What about it?" Me: "That means your receipt was seen by a member of staff and marked as such. It means you left ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Running Low On Funds And Manners Read Running Low On Funds And Manners Customer: "Get me [liquor bottle] from back there." I move to do so, standing up from my chair. Customer: "I’m glad I got you to finally get up off that fat a*...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Matter Of Principal Read A Matter Of Principal Caller: "I just got my mortgage statement from you, and you've spelled principal wrong on it!" Read A Matter Of Principal
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2 Read Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2 So, we wait until 4:30 PM. Still no bus, and we close in three hours. He tries to call Metro Mobility, but the call center is closed. Deja. Vu. Me:...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This One’s For The Bean Counters Read This One’s For The Bean Counters Manager: "We still haven't shifted those?!" Me: "No. They're down to fifty cents a can, but they're still there gathering dust." Manager: "Advertise them as tw...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Invisible Shoppers Read The Invisible Shoppers We were visiting Spain, and we were in a very large department store. We saw something we wanted to buy and carried it to a counter. We were the only customers in sight,...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Paper Roll With It Read Just Paper Roll With It Customer: "I got these yesterday when I was getting some other things. The wife uses them, so I thought I was being helpful. I wanna return 'em." Me: "Okay. What's wron...
Mar 18, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Jackie Harris’ Fruitmobile Seen at Houston Hobby I came across the Fruitmobile, a world-famous art car, while wandering around Houston Hobby Airport. My photographs led to an artistic research project.
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cut From A Better Cloth Read Cut From A Better Cloth Cashier: "Uh oh, this one, the label says one twenty five, but it's ringing up at a dollar fifty, do you want me to manually type it in? Or just take them as whatever t...
