Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Chicken, The Egg, And The Resume Read The Chicken, The Egg, And The Resume I'm in line checking out at Goodwill when the cashier asks the lady in front of me: Cashier: "Would you like to round up your total by 29 cents to donate t...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Endgame Is Saving You From A Comments Section Read The Real Endgame Is Saving You From A Comments Section I do quality assurance testing for a big video game company, specializing in a huge MMORPG with a player base known for being demanding. ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s All In The Delivery, Part 9 Read It’s All In The Delivery, Part 9 I work at a pizza place, and we have a $3 delivery charge. A caller was angry that we had a delivery charge. Caller: "Well, how much d*** food would I have to ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Previous Magazine How to Keep Metal Roofs Cool During High Temperatures Metal roofs can be durable and affordable, but they can also make homes unbearably hot in the summer. Fortunately, there are several ways to protect your roof from extreme heat. Here are some energ...
Jun 29, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Summer Season 2026 at the NLJ: America at 250 The summer 2026 theme for The New Leaf Journal: America at 250.
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Uno Reversing Malicious Compliance Read Uno Reversing Malicious Compliance He told me to have my admin assistants troubleshoot the problems, "since they were there, anyways". He was pretty hardcore about this until I pulled out the ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Very Hungry Caterpillar Versus The Very Angry Customer Read The Very Hungry Caterpillar Versus The Very Angry Customer At our garden centre, my coworker really loves her job, so when a customer came in wanting to make a butterfly garden, I sent her str...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Press X To Confess Read Press X To Confess A pair of customers has pooled their funds to buy a PlayStation. As I'm taking the photos, they speak up. Customer #1: "Hey, what are you doing that for?" Me: "Just making s...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mean Manager Read The Mean Manager Manager: "So… you're below average." Me: "Does your performance evaluation take into account resolution, because if I answered thirty calls and resolved all of them, but someo...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Math Is Your Friend, Part 21 Read Math Is Your Friend, Part 21 A woman with a young child in tow hands me a $20 bill. Customer: "Can I get some change. Just five fives?" Me: *Blinks.* "I can give you four fives..." Customer: "...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Identity Theft Begins At Home Read Identity Theft Begins At Home Company Rep: "It looks like you have an outstanding bill from a line in your name from eight years ago." Me: "From when I was eleven?" Company Rep: "All I can say...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wrong Number Was Right Read The Wrong Number Was Right Mom: "Okay. I will be home very soon. Just sit on the sofa and watch TV. If anything happens, you call Ms. Reece." I obediently sat on the sofa and watched TV. Unfor...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Death AND Taxes, Not Death OF Taxes Read It’s Death AND Taxes, Not Death OF Taxes Customer: "They got more expensive than last month!" Me: "I'm sorry, sir. There are associated costs with these we can't control, like the federal and ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My buddy and I worked at a well-known local bakery for a while. It was a rough job, but I needed the money at the time. He couldn’t drive due to a medical issue, so I would drive him in, and d...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Want YOUR Lifetime Achievement Award Read When They Want YOUR Lifetime Achievement Award A young lady, sixteen-ish going on Mae West, who has never been in one of my classes, came to wish me well. She followed with: Student: "You know...
Jun 29, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] June 25th — Ars Poetica with a Faulty Exit Door A poem seldom arrive clean.It comes in through the windowwith dust on its knees,carrying one cracked cup,one unpaid bill,one mother’s voice pressedagainst the wrong side of a door.It rarely ask for...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Barking Up The Wrong Clinic Read Barking Up The Wrong Clinic Lady: "My dog isn't acting normal!" Me: "Can you please describe what that means?" Lady: "Well, he seems depressed!" Me: "Is he eating and drinking normally?" Lady:...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a retail accounting firm. One of my coworkers works two jobs, one for us doing US taxes and one for the Canadian government doing something with Canadian taxes. The problem is that ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do You Mean You Need My Phone Number To Look Up My Phone Number? Read What Do You Mean You Need My Phone Number To Look Up My Phone Number? Me: "Okay, what’s that phone number?" Customer: "It’s already in your system." Me: "I understand, but I need that phone nu...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/taking-dont-panic-to-a-whole-new-level/372508/ reminded me of the car fire at a store I used to work in. I was standing by the front, keeping an eye on the cash regi...
