Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Architect Of Customer Shut Downs Read The Architect Of Customer Shut Downs Customer: "And another thing! You need to have more bathrooms!" Me: "We're not a large store, so one bathroom usually—" Customer: "—There’s only one! You c...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Physically Impossible Read Physically Impossible Me: "Due to the lockdowns, they can't be brought in. Our mailing address is PO Box 123 in [This Town], Montana." Caller: "No, I need the physical address to bring it in t...
Aug 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Strings Attached… Unfortunately Read No Strings Attached… Unfortunately Me: "I bought what was supposed to be a complete and working item. This item is incomplete. It’s supposed to have the two cables with it. It’s not my problem...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Un-Beer-lievable Tenacity Read Un-Beer-lievable Tenacity Teenager: "You can't do this! I'm sixteen!" Me: "You are, barely. But your friends who are hiding around the corner and gave you all their money are not. And since I'...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Just Doesn’t Make Cents Read It Just Doesn’t Make Cents My total came to $27.06. I gave her $30 and a dime. $30.10, granted, not everyone can do math in their head, but I figured it wouldn't be a problem. It was. She trie...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Miss The Movie… And The Hint… Read When They Miss The Movie… And The Hint… Customer: "Can I try them all on again?" Me: "We close in five minutes." Customer: "I didn't ask when you closed, I asked to try them all on again. I'm ...
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Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The “Ire” In Hire Read Putting The “Ire” In Hire Recruiter: "Seems you made stupid decision and choose wrong recruiter and wrong agency then, didn’t you?" Me: "Uh... what?!" Recruiter: "This position is moving very ...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tax Is Gospel Read Tax Is Gospel I'm cashing out an older lady at the checkout. As soon as I ring up the last item: Customer: "And remember, I don't pay tax." Me: "Pardon me, ma'am?" Customer: "Don't forget to n...
Aug 27, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Do You Finish the Year Strong? 10 Questions to Ask in September, Not December Finish the year strong is advice that usually arrives in December, wrapped in urgency and roughly eleven months too late to matter. By then the calendar is a minefield of holidays, energy is at its...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Some Grease And Quiet Read Getting Some Grease And Quiet I work as a service writer for the service department of a semi-truck dealership located at a highway exit where there are many such dealerships and truck stops. ...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crabsolutely Not, Part 2 Read Crabsolutely Not, Part 2 Customer: "So, your bucket of crab… with corn and potatoes?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "Okay, we'll get that but replace the corn and potatoes with more crab." Read Cr...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Little White Porkies Read Little White Porkies Me: "Okay, so that’s a table for four people this Sunday at midday. Is this for a special occasion?" Caller: "Not really, but please put in the notes that my husband is go...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com So THAT’S Why The Chicken Crossed The Road Read So THAT’S Why The Chicken Crossed The Road We're eating quite late at a tapas restaurant, and as we are given our first plates of food, the waiter tells us that we can't order anything else. I...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tabling That Discussion Read Tabling That Discussion Customer: "Can you move this table?" Me: "The tables are bolted to the floor." Customer: "I know that, idiot! If I could move it myself, I would have done it! I want to...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Have Been A Fitting End Read Should Have Been A Fitting End My grandmother, who had stored The Dress in her closet, pulled it out and said: "Oh no, this won't do!" She found a cigarette burn hole below the pocket on one s...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flagging Down An Ambulance Read Flagging Down An Ambulance I'm working from home and take a moment to hang out my washing on a sunny day, and I hear a sound like someone calling out. I can’t hear it clearly between the sound...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Avoid Boosting The Economy Read Trying To Avoid Boosting The Economy I work at a car rental agency. A lady walks in to pick up a bog standard reservation. Economy car, no extras. As I'm handing her the contract to sign, she ...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story: (https://notalwaysright.com/california-dreaming-because-im-asleep/387692/) reminded me of something a little similar that happened to me – unwanted late night calls. When I was a s...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One Sunday in my early teen I was at church with my friends. At the end of the service, the priest announced that he would be calling the boy scouts who were starting the new season (or whatev...
