Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/taking-dont-panic-to-a-whole-new-level/372508/ reminded me of the car fire at a store I used to work in. I was standing by the front, keeping an eye on the cash regi...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am a High School teacher in the 2000’s and I teach Social Studies (Maatschappijleer). Our current curriculim is about the rise of fascism, WWII and how it links to current day. I like to hol...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Have A Literary Surcharge Read We Have A Literary Surcharge Client: "What are you guys doing? They're out here putting fiberglass insulation on the pipe!" Me: "Yeah, that's what we had talked about and planned for—" Client:...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work as a shift leader at a big name pharmacy in a really shady part of town. Because of the terrible location, we had a lot of terrible customers, and because we had terrible custom...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a café, and most mornings a conspiracy nutter comes by to buy a coffee and waste everyones time by trying to persuade anyone who makes eye contact that the Prime Minister is a lizard...
Jun 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Good At Pie Or Pi Read Not Good At Pie Or Pi Me: "How many slices do you want me to cut your pizza, eight or twelve?" Read Not Good At Pie Or Pi
Jun 29, 2026 from The Autodidacts Autodidacts Newsletter #26 Twenty-four new posts to hitch your mind to
Jun 29, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed OPNsense on a Palo Alto Firewall Appliance I picked up a Palo Alto Cloudgenix ION 2000 off of eBay and decided to try and stick OPNsense on it. It has a ethernet ports, 4GB of RAM, 128GB SSD, and an Intel Atom CPU. What I hadn't considered ...
Jun 29, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria The Loop of Lowly Bargains June 29, 2026, 05:45 AMThe trip was cancelled. The tickets vanished into the digital void, but the manager approved the leave anyway after yet another follow-up, leaving me stranded with an empty w...
Jun 29, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Yet Another Pursuit Since I started my job search, the leads I've been using have gone cold. I know I have to send out another wave of applications and make more phone calls, but I've been reconsidering whether I even...
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Order 66 Minutes In The Oven Read Order 66 Minutes In The Oven Customer: "I want it burnt." Me: "So, like… extra crispy?" Customer: "No. Burnt. I want it to have two full passes through the oven." Me: "Oh, so… really burnt." C...
Jun 28, 2026 from Previous Magazine Creating the Ultimate Outdoor Audio Experience in West Islip, NY It’s amazing how introducing audio into your backyard can transform the space. It can make family barbeques, dips in the pool, and gardening all the more fun. If you’re looking to enhance your outd...
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Life Gives You Dierdres Read When Life Gives You Dierdres Their little daughter, maybe six or so, is hosting a lemonade stand: fifty cents a cup. Bargain! I get in line behind an old lady who is talking to this little gir...
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2 Read Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2 My coworker is very klutzy. Turning around without realizing his sweater has caught on a box of product, taking a turn maybe a little too sharp with his arms piled f...
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Soleful Exchange Read A Soleful Exchange Customer: "Are these all the discounted shoes you have?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "These are all old-looking!" Me: "That's why they're discounted." Read A Soleful Exchange
Jun 28, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Der Little-Endian-Zug Endianness im Zug: Wagennummern vs. Sitznummern.
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Eye-Conic Feature Read An Eye-Conic Feature I'm a graphic designer. Many years ago (in the age before AI), I made a brochure for a client. The cover had a photo of a couple; she was sitting with a computer, looking ...
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Achieve Radio Silence Read Trying To Achieve Radio Silence Woman: "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW!" I did a quick look around to see if there was a kid or employee around cause surely she wasn'...
Jun 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Floorless Plan Read A Floorless Plan Me: "[Son’s Name]! Your room is a mess, again! I can barely see the floor. Have it cleaned up by dinner or there’s no dessert!" Son: "But if I clean it, how will I find my stu...