Mar 18, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Jackie Harris’ Fruitmobile Seen at Houston Hobby I came across the Fruitmobile, a world-famous art car, while wandering around Houston Hobby Airport. My photographs led to an artistic research project.
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cut From A Better Cloth Read Cut From A Better Cloth Cashier: "Uh oh, this one, the label says one twenty five, but it's ringing up at a dollar fifty, do you want me to manually type it in? Or just take them as whatever t...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Uniform Response, Part 7 Read A Uniform Response, Part 7 Customer: "If you're wearing a work shirt in the store, you're on the clock, PERIOD!" Me: "Okay, then!" I take off my shirt. Read A Uniform Response, Part 7
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Profitable Autocorrect Read A Very Profitable Autocorrect I tried to call them again and explain what happened, and the lady on the phone was extremely rude to me. She told me, "I've already talked to you about this. I d...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pressing The Issue Read Pressing The Issue An old lady approaches the returns desk: Customer: "I want to return this, and I have my receipt!" She hands me a very black piece of paper. Me: "Ma'am, what is this?" Read ...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pick-Up Artist Read The Pick-Up Artist Manager: *Rushing in.* "Excuse me, can I see your [delivery app] order on your phone?" Customer: "My… uh… I ordered this food myself." Manager: "Not possible. This is an onl...
Mar 18, 2026 from Peter's Path Going Postal by Terry Pratchett Why read the book? Terry Pratchett wrote Going Postal. It forms part of his Discworld series. The main character is Moist von Lipwig. He is a skilled fraudster offered a choice: hang or fix the old...
Mar 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Unicode-Herzen und Seelen in Undertale ❤️ Undertale Spoiler und Herzsymbole in Unicode
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Taxing Experience For Everyone Read A Taxing Experience For Everyone Me: "I've never been spoken to this way during a tax appointment." Accountant: *Proudly.* "You've never had me before for a tax appointment." Me: "I don't like...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Read Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Customer: "This is crazy! You got like, fifteen checkout lanes in this store, but only three cashiers working right now!" Me: "Sorry, sir, I’m going as fast...
Mar 18, 2026 from The Linkfest Linkfest #43: Archaeoacoustics, "Nocotourism", and the 8-bit Backrooms Hello there! It’s time for "the opposite of doomscrolling” — a new Linkfest, in which I sort through the planet-wide digital rummage-sale of the Internet to locate the finest items of culture, scie...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Read For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Mom: "Why would anyone make that? I can feel my arteries atrophy just LOOKING at that thing." Dad: "What are you two looking at? Cheeseburger meatloaf?! Tha...
Mar 18, 2026 from Chuniversiteit My thoughts on Apple’s Magic Keyboard with Touch ID and numeric keypad The Apple Magic Keyboard is an outrageously expensive wireless Mac keyboard with just one redeeming feature.
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Read I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Parent: "Oh, we’re just dropping off our little one. Will be back to pick him up after the party is done in a couple of hours." Me: "We cannot wa...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Read The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Customer: "Gimme [cigarettes] and [scratchcard tickets]." I lay them down for him, and he immediately starts scratching one. Me: "Sir! You gotta pay for that be...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as a receptionist for an auto repair shop, and have been here for about a year and a half at the time of this writing. Since I started here, we’ve had some…rather colorful characters, b...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gotta Patch ’Em All Read Gotta Patch ’Em All A patient has come in for a vaccine, and I'm about to give him a small bandage to put over the skin. He's in his late forties. Patient: *Disappointed.* "Oh…" I follow where...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom recently installed a bidet attachment to her toilet. While visiting for Christmas, I decided to give it a shot. Turns out mom hadn’t sprung for the model that hooked up to both hot and ...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After a divorce, I’ve just moved from the waterfront suburbs outside Baltimore, to downtown Martinsburg, WV. Non-affectionally called “little Baltimore” police sirens run constantly for a town...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Be An Alias-hole Read Don’t Be An Alias-hole Me: "I will need to see a form of identification that has your full name on it." Guest: "That IS my name." *Points at the "DJ" on the badge.* Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but th...
