Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tip For Tat Read Tip For Tat They ordered raspberry margaritas with salt, an appetizer, and two steak entrees; the entire time being super polite and respectful. I dropped their check; they paid and left. Thei...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During the pandemic, I was a software testing engineer for a telco and working fully remote. I’m troubleshooting a bug with a coworker who is an expert on Splunk (a popular software tool for a...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I have recently started a new job where one of my duties is to verify that grocery store sales tags and displays are correctly placed. I am not employed by the store, but I’m supposed to help...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So this is the story of how I got shot. I was working at a small convince store. A guy came in to rob us, pulled a gun on me. I was following my training and complying with him, getting the mo...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fishful Thinking Read Fishful Thinking Customer: "How fresh are your fish?" Me: "We gave a guy who buys them every morning from the city fish market." Customer: "That's not fresh!" Read Fishful Thinking
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In Sweden, people are generally paid monthly and usually on the 25th every month. This story takes place on the 19th. A young woman in a hijab, with two children around 5 and 8 years old, came...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fork Around and Find Out Read Fork Around and Find Out Customer: "Where do I get napkins?" Me: "Right in front of you, less than a foot to your right." Customer: *Scoffs.* "Okay, well, what about straws?!" Me: "Right next ...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Gets It, Part 6 Read It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Gets It, Part 6 Flight Departure: "3:35 PM (15:35)." Husband: "What are those numbers in the brackets?" Read It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Gets It, Part 6
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Leave Things Until The Eleventh Hour Read Don’t Leave Things Until The Eleventh Hour Customer: "But she's getting gas!" Me: "She started to fill up before 11 PM. The pump will shut off after she's finished pumping." Customer: "But I'm...
Aug 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Baby Steps Read Baby Steps Head Of IT: "Oh yeah, I should have told you that can happen. These people need the most detailed step-by-step instructions you can possibly make. When it seems easy enough that a c...
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com NAR Villain Origin Story: Meet Mr. Fedora Feather Read NAR Villain Origin Story: Meet Mr. Fedora Feather Loss Prevention Officer: "[Manager], I'm going to show you this footage, and I'm going to narrate what is happening, as it happens, okay?" Man...
Aug 26, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts How to (properly) apply for an apartment viewing I am subletting my apartment. These are the mistakes people make when they contact me about my listing. Kleinanzeigen inbox This is in the context of a flat search, but it should also apply to your...
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Protecting The Nuclear Family Read Protecting The Nuclear Family I am now retired, but in the 1970's I worked field services for a company that manufactured nuclear power plant components. We would go to both new plants during ...
Aug 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Recovery eines verlustbehafteten Dwarf Fortress-Screenshots Wie ich einen verlustbehaftet komprimierten Dwarf Fortress-Screenshot mit ein bisschen Kontextwissen teilweise rekonstruieren konnte.
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Can Taste So Many Accents Read You Can Taste So Many Accents Customer: "I want a nice white wine." Me: "Did you have a preference on grape or region?" Customer: "Not from New Zealand. Wine from New Zealand gives me a headac...
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Understanding The Sign Language Read Not Understanding The Sign Language Foreign Company: "Before we sign the license agreement, can you send us a test version of the device?" Dad & Co.: "Yes, we have sent you a test version of t...
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coffee Cabinet Meeting Read Coffee Cabinet Meeting Manager: "Ma'am, this is going to be your only warning. You will treat all of us with respect going forward, or we will ban you from this location." Customer: "You can't...
Aug 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Du kennst doch Bäume… Siobhan weiß nicht so recht, wie sie einem Zeitungsredakteur ein Thema unterbreiten soll.
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Unqualified Success Read An Unqualified Success I had applied for an opening in their IT department. I interviewed for the position, and about a week later, I was informed that I wouldn't get the position because I wa...
Aug 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Day Care, Don’t Care Read Day Care, Don’t Care Parent: "I've just decided that you shouldn't be charging us." Me: "I… uh, what?" Parent: "The way I see it, you'd be here looking after your own kid all day anyway, so it...
