Jun 03, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Journal-Eintrag Siobhans Eintrag in ihr Journal: „Heute werde ich nicht das System stürzen, und das ist ok.“
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Retail Bloodbath Read A Retail Bloodbath Me: "I'll call someone to meet you there." Customer #1: "Oh, you can't do it?" Me: "I don't work in electronics, and I don't have the key, but I can call someone over who do...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Tip That Left An Impression Read The Tip That Left An Impression A few minutes later, I see them walk out of the restaurant, but I’m mid-delivering drinks and just got seated. Within about three minutes, I’m able to go to the...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away Read The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away Customer: "You stole my money from God!" Me: "I’m sorry?" Customer: "God sent me money, and you stole it!" Me: "Ma’am, I’ve never met you before." Read...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making An Aft Of Oneself Read Making An Aft Of Oneself I'm working on a large cruise ship. A passenger points to the elevators in the main atrium and asks: Passenger: "Do those take me to the back of the ship?" Me: "No, si...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking Shots At The Range Read Taking Shots At The Range I used to work with a registered nurse who was an Army reservist. She was telling me one day about her most recent attempt to qualify on a military pistol range. It e...
Jun 03, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Covers from Cerîde-i Adliye, a Turkish Law Journal (1924–26) Legal infographics that reflect a Turkish nation in flux.
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dawn Of The Dread Read Dawn Of The Dread Me: "We don't accept items until 9 AM, and it's on the sign right next to you." Woman: "Then get someone else out here to f****** help me!" Me: "I can't help you if you can't...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go Read Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go Daughter: "Moooooooom! [Son's Name] keeps touching me!" Me: "[Son's Name], don’t touch your sister!" Daughter: "Moooooooom! He's putting a finger really c...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Furbidden Territory Read Furbidden Territory Woman: "What are you doing?!" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm using the elevator." Woman: "But I'm in here with my dog! He doesn't like you!" Me: "Then you're fr...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Full English Breakdown Read The Full English Breakdown I got there at 3:50 AM, and at 4 AM, there was no sign of anyone in the restaurant. I call my office and notify them of this. We are supposed to give them half an ho...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a hotel. While I normally work evening shift, the overnight auditor recently had a personal emergency, so I’ve been covering his shifts. This means I’ve been meeting certain guests t...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Spine-Tingling Realization Read A Spine-Tingling Realization Many years ago, my dad was a college student who needed to pass a certain math class as a requirement for his computer science major. He failed this class twice be...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com EDK: Eventually Discovered Kit Read EDK: Eventually Discovered Kit We provided the facilities with Emergency Drug Kits (EDKs) for, well, Emergency use. They contained a myriad of medications. Any time a facility used a medicatio...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m male, and I’m playing league pool at a bar. I’m having a bit of an off night, with a lot of my shots just barely missing. Eventually I end up with four of the six pockets blocked with my b...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A lot of people fixated on the forks and knives on this story I submitted. https://notalwaysright.com/its-a-miracle-some-peoples-children-survive-childhood/353200/ So… When I was a kid this is...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Bad Reviews Usually Come Right On Time Read Those Bad Reviews Usually Come Right On Time Delivery ETA provided to customer via text with a link to track the truck in real time (text sent the day before and day of): 9:41 AM. Actual arriv...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in 10th grade I had the opportunity to be in a combined 10th and 11th grade program where several subjects were taught by a specific group of teachers and we were supposed to learn ...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Portrait Of A Customer Interaction Read Portrait Of A Customer Interaction Overheard this short little gem at the copy shop one time. A customer comes in holding a photo up to the employee at the desk: Customer: "Will this 6"x4" lan...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a grocery store. A customer runs up to me with her three adolescent sons in tow. She looks extremely frazzled and is holding a bag of oat flour. Customer: “Excuse me, could you tell ...
