Oct 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Will Be No Sweet Surrender Read There Will Be No Sweet Surrender Customer: "Is there any sugar in the fruit?" Me: "Do you mean added sugar?" Customer: "No, I mean, does fruit have sugar in it?" Read There Will Be No Sweet Su...
Oct 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hawaiian Five-X Read Hawaiian Five-X Caller: "I want a Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapples." Me: "Okay, I can do double pineapple for you—" Caller: "—I don't want double. I want way more. I want this thing to tas...
Oct 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Super Bowl Of Vegetables Read Getting A Super Bowl Of Vegetables I work at a pizza place. On Super Bowl Sunday, a woman calls and orders around eight dozen buffalo wings for a party. She pays for the entire order in advanc...
Oct 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snapping Them Out Of It Read Snapping Them Out Of It Unfortunately, on top of difficulties with the language, I have to assume that he also had some kind of (learning) disability or was perhaps on some kind of spectrum (t...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Do I Put This Deli-cately Read How Do I Put This Deli-cately I used to work at a grocery store. A customer is trying to buy a bagged prepared hot sandwich from the deli. Customer: "Why isn't this scanning?!" Me: "Oh, it loo...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Today Is When I Find Out Rage Rooms Are A Thing Read Today Is When I Find Out Rage Rooms Are A Thing My female coworker is going through a divorce. [Male Coworker] has several siblings, all female, so he knows a fair bit about women. Male Cowork...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Criminal Origin Story: Read My Criminal Origin Story: Me: "Okay, you'll need to enter your email address and password here." Customer: "You do it." He hands me a piece of paper with both written on it. Me: "Sir, you real...
Oct 01, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal 86 Days Until Christmas: Seen in Carroll Gardens In Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, the countdown to Christmas begins in September.
Oct 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual FrankMoji FrankMoji ist eine Schriftart für Emojis, die an Clipart aus den 90ern erinnert.
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Life In The Lower 48 Read Life In The Lower 48 This was a while ago, so I can't remember the exact wording, but an article was published in a national newspaper about the top two hundred and fifty employers in the coun...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loch Ness And Less Read Loch Ness And Less Customer: "Do we just keep driving down this road to get to the Black Lake?" Me: "Lock Shiel, which is what it's really called, is just a few minutes' drive down that road, ...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Booting The Rebooter Read Booting The Rebooter I got a call from a lady who was a longtime employee located on the same site, just in a different area. Her computer wouldn't boot up. User: "You need to come and fix it ...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Percent Chance Of That Working Read Zero Percent Chance Of That Working Teenager #2: "It's asking for age approval, but this is alcohol-free." Me: "Yep. We still age-restrict alcohol-free beer." Teenager #1: "But there's no alco...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Closed Minded, Part 56 Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 56 Customer: "Uh, yeah. Can we get some drinks? Are you open?" I make a very pointed, slow sweep of the unlit bar, the stacked stools, the covered bottles, and final...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Task And You Shall Not Receive Read Task And You Shall Not Receive Me: "When it comes to work, [Coworker] doesn't count as a person. He's lazy as f***." Boss: "Now, no need to be so coarse—" Me: "You could assign him three tasks...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And For The Love Of God, Don’t Add Rainbow Sprinkles! Read And For The Love Of God, Don’t Add Rainbow Sprinkles! Customer: "No, those are pink. I'm breastfeeding my son at the moment, and I don't want to make him gay." Read And For The Love Of God, Do...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Terror Of Toby Read The Terror Of Toby When I get home a few hours later, I'm greeted by my family, all talking over each other: 'Where is it?' 'Where did you hide it?' etc. I'm baffled. Eventually, they lead me ...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yeah… I’m Sticking To Takeout ONLY At That Friend’s Place Read Yeah… I’m Sticking To Takeout ONLY At That Friend’s Place Friend: "Uh… [Host], this jar expired in the Bush administration." Read Yeah… I’m Sticking To Takeout ONLY At That Friend’s Place
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Price Checks Are Now Required To Be Radio Active Read Price Checks Are Now Required To Be Radio Active Customer: "Can I get a price check on this?" I know what a price check is, but since the price is clearly visible, I hesitate before pointing t...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am on lunch break when this happens. I’m sitting in the corner of the breakroom, reading. There are a few other people as well. One of them was raised in a Christian household, but is now Je...
