Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ‘Plot’ Twist Read ‘Plot’ Twist Mom: "I think it should say on your notes that he doesn't live here anymore." Debt Collection Agent: "Where does he live?" Mom: "Technically, he doesn't 'live' anywhere." Read ‘Pl...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coining New Problems Read Coining New Problems Me: "Greetings, welcome to [Store], how can I help you today?" Customer: "I'd like to donate these pennies." And this lady hefts up an actual SACK of pennies onto the coun...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blues Clues Read Blues Clues The first ticket of the morning comes from one of the higher-ups. It's marked as urgent and comes with no additional information. I'm currently in the middle of swapping out all ou...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Is No Exit Strategy Read There Is No Exit Strategy Customer: "Your elevator isn't working! I tried to go upstairs, and the doors didn't open!" Me: "The other doors open on the upper floor, ma'am." Customer: "What othe...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s Read Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s Customer: "Do I get a discount?" Me: "What for?" Customer: "I figured there was no harm in asking." Me: "Fair enough, but no, we're not offering any discounts....
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Loan Survivor Read A Loan Survivor My mom bought a house in 1974. The mortgage lender changed hands numerous times. When it finally came down to a few more months left, the last lender sent notice that a bunch o...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Disc-Connected Read Disc-Connected Caller: "My disc is stuck in the console and won't come out." Me: "Okay, have you tried to eject the disc?" Caller: "Yes, nothing happens." Me: "Okay, let's try sticking a disc ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Relative Miracle Read A Relative Miracle My mother was a single mother taking good care of my younger brother and me. I had a vague idea she also dated, but she kept that part of her life mostly secret until one da...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Olaf: Friend Of Boris Read Olaf: Friend Of Boris I'm minding my own business doing free weights at the gym when this huge red-headed Viking of a man comes and sits at the bench next to me, grabs the biggest weight there...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Have Never Been Told “No” And It Shows, Part 19 Read Some People Have Never Been Told “No” And It Shows, Part 19 Caller: "Hi, I'm on your website. It says you don't have any rooms available on the weekend of 19th-22nd?" Me: "This month? That's c...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a warehouse for a distribution company. As this is the primary warehouse, our corporate offices are in the same building. Several times a year, the company will bring in food trucks ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Train Your Human Read How To Train Your Human A young woman rushes in with a puppy tucked under one arm. After the preliminary check-in process: Owner: "I'm really worried. He's barely eating." Vet: "How long has t...
Jul 24, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 30/2026 I have been to and seen many protests. But this one (#cjpprotests) is very different from the rest. I see them not only facing so much harshness but also having so much fun and so much camaraderie....
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I have decided that edibles are not for us, so my wife decided to give our “leftovers” to a friend of hers. I put them in a brown lunch bag next to my wife’s purse before her next ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Way back in the days of movie rentals, my female friend was determined to hook me up with (Guy 1). She coordinated a movie night with (Guy 1), (Guy 2), and the two of us. She rented Saving Pri...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Power Of Positive Shaking Read The Power Of Positive Shaking Once, a user came to me with his head low. You could see his spirit was broken, his eyes betrayed his polite smile. With him came the clear smell of ocean and an ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a warehouse, the kind where product is located in slots for selectors to pick what they need to fill orders. My desk was along a wall at the end of the warehouse near a large receivi...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (It’s the start of the week, and everyone is even edgier and readier than usual to lash out at colleagues.) Project Manager: “I need all available radios for the Cologne job.” Maintenance: “Th...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Passed The Acid Test Read Passed The Acid Test Customer: "Do you have vinaigrette?" Me: "Unfortunately, no. Sorry about that!" Customer: "What about oil and vinegar?" Me: "We don't. We only have white vinegar, but that...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I match with a guy on a dating app and we chat for a few minutes.* Match: Is there a faster way to chat? Me: Depends on what you mean by faster. *I know exactly what he’s looking for, because...
