May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Autumn-matic Response Read Autumn-matic Response I live in a suburban neighbourhood where several back yards can all be easily seen, and the neighbours can easily all see each other and talk over the fences. Neighbour: ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ‘Back’ Where They’re From Read ‘Back’ Where They’re From Customer: "You sell band aids? We ain't used to all this walkin'." Me: "We certainly do! At the back of the store, near the—" Customer: *To his wife.* "Hun! Did you h...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work for national chain bookstore before and after the pandemic. Our store collected a few unhoused individuals who would use our internet, bathrooms, and policy to allow “customers”...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cat Scan Not Required Read Cat Scan Not Required Me: "Ah, yes, you called saying that [Cat's Name] was having some respiratory issues?" Woman: "Yes! Please! There are times when she really struggles to breathe!" We get ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife, my sister, and I are sitting at home, watching TV. Our dog walks by, chewing on her rawhide bone. (Note that my sister can be a bit naive at times.) Sister: What are you chewing on? (...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s been a long week, and when I get off work, I feel like I deserve a treat. However, I’m also trying to finish a personal project, and my laptop battery doesn’t hold a charge, which means I...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Casino Childcare Read Casino Childcare I work in a big city hotel/casino. It's after midnight, and an older woman with a baby walked up to the desk, said, "This isn't my baby. A young woman just handed him to me an...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a woman, and I have just parked when shouting and screaming draws my attention to another car. I see a man standing outside the open driver’s side door, leaning into the car, holding onto ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m working the fitting room at a big box store when an elderly couple comes up to me. You can tell they don’t really speak English. They had me a sock. Me: Are you looking for more like this?...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Of Yankee Doodle Less Popular Ranges Read One Of Yankee Doodle Less Popular Ranges A woman runs into our candle store. She stops at the entrance, takes a deep breath, and announces loudly: Read One Of Yankee Doodle Less Popular Ranges
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am one of 5 staff in a kitchen, today for Valentine’s day we have a strawberry pound cake for desert. One of my coworkers approaches my station, sees them and asks: Coworker: are those muffi...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coining An Insult Read Coining An Insult A customer gives me the required amount of money for his items, but in a lot of change. Now I'm quite good at maths, BUT ONLY WHEN IT'S WRITTEN DOWN. I always struggle with m...
May 27, 2026 from Improve Something Today Five contributions to a project: money, effort, attention, memory & wisdom Following on Jerry Weinberg’s point that ‘the money is usually the smallest part of the price,’ what other prices are to be paid, and how should a consultant approach these contributions?
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Be A Tater Hater Read Don’t Be A Tater Hater Customer: "Yeah, I want a baked potato." Me: "What kind of potato would you like?" She answers loudly into the speaker and says in a condescending tone: Customer: "Uh, a...
May 27, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal On Spotify’s SpotifAI Podcasts Today I learned that Spotify is offering AI/LLM generated podcasts. I had thoughts after I considered what I learned about this exciting technological development.
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Auto Correct Read Auto Correct Customer: "Hey, I need a fuel cap for my [truck]." Me: "No problem, I have it in stock. It's $29.84 plus tax." Customer: "How much! I can get one from AutoZone for ten bucks. It w...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nothing Is An Answer Read Nothing Is An Answer Boss: "Hey, [My Name], what are you doing tomorrow?" Me: "I am doing absolutely nothing." Boss: "Great, can you work an opening shif—" Me: *Putting my fingers up to my mou...
May 27, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tortillas I hate how my brain doesn't play nice. I was having a rough afternoon yesterday after dealing with all that car stuff, and thankfully over the evening I was able to get a loaner from my folks until...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fast, Cheap, Good: You Can Only Pick Two Read Fast, Cheap, Good: You Can Only Pick Two Caller: "I WANT THEM HERE NOW!" Me: "Sir, I can't get someone out there before it's possible." Caller: "[COMPETITOR] CAN!" Me: "That's fantastic. I wou...
