Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Passed The Acid Test Read Passed The Acid Test Customer: "Do you have vinaigrette?" Me: "Unfortunately, no. Sorry about that!" Customer: "What about oil and vinegar?" Me: "We don't. We only have white vinegar, but that...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I match with a guy on a dating app and we chat for a few minutes.* Match: Is there a faster way to chat? Me: Depends on what you mean by faster. *I know exactly what he’s looking for, because...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism Read ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism I used to work at a pet store that sells fish back when I was a teenager. I get a call from a customer: Read ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism
Jul 24, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed Untitled Reddit is now requiring you to have an account and be logged in to use old.reddit.com, the less cluttered and bloated desktop website. Ars Technica has a great article with a breakdown of Reddit's ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Soup For You! Part 16 Read No Soup For You! Part 16 Customer: "I feel the need to speak up! The soup is very bland! I don't want to pay for it!" Me: "Soup? We didn't bring you any soup. You've only gotten the prawns so ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Using Pi To Calculate Pie Read Using Pi To Calculate Pie Pizza Worker: "You're asking how big a twelve-inch pizza is?" Pause. Pizza Worker: "Twelve inches. Read Using Pi To Calculate Pie
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Oh No You Didn’t! Read H2-Oh No You Didn’t! Manager: "You can't have that there." Me: "Pretty sure it's against the law to say I can't have access to water while at work." Manager: "It's not a good look. What if a c...
Jul 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Grains I spent most of yesterday asleep, but my body can't keep me from the page for long. No, I'm back here again today, and I have nothing on my mind really—but I still have to write because, well, you ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Re: The Palantir Manifesto I can't believe I'm this late on reading the Palantir Manifesto, which is a summary of some book Alex Karp published last year. I wasn't going to read that book anyway, and it probably would've mad...
Jul 24, 2026 from is this it? Analog Photography Assistant - 1.3.0 Analog Photography Assistant (APA) is a free, ad-free, privacy-first android app for film photographers. I have just released v1.3.0 with a bunch of new features and updates. The greatest hits are ...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Opportunity Cost Read Opportunity Cost Customer: "Get me [combo meal] and hurry it up. My time is worth more than yours." Me: "Well, that's obvious. My time here is spent serving people like you, so it's kinda wort...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Double Mae-hem Read Double Mae-hem Boss: "What’s your last name again?" Me: "Mae." She starts fussing. Boss: "No! Your last name!" Me: "Again, it's Mae." Read Double Mae-hem
Jul 23, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection New Life and New Civilisations (and New Sourcebooks) As I noted when I reviewed it a while back, Modiphius’ second edition of Star Trek Adventures is largely a tune-up to the first edition – to the point where they are putting about the idea that the...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Garden Variety Complaint Read The Garden Variety Complaint I work at a botanical garden. Every winter we get variations of the same complaint: Visitor: "I drove all this way, and there's nothing to see! It's all snow!" It ...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Objectionable Request Read Objectionable Request Lawyer: "I can’t see the other guy! Make it so I can see them!" Me: "They've turned off their webcam." Lawyer: "So turn it on." Me: "I can't." Lawyer: "Yes, you can, you'...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Customer Is Such A Drag (Coefficient) Read This Customer Is Such A Drag (Coefficient) Customer: "You need a calculator for that stupid little bit of math? Did you even go to college?" Me: *Not looking up from my calculations.* "You nee...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looking Down On You Writing Up Read Looking Down On You Writing Up I still keep in touch with my old team members through Microsoft Teams and have yet to be removed from that site's official work-related chat. Thanks to this, I ...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 31 Read Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 31 Customer: "Oh, I know the owner." Friend: "I'm the owner… wait, long lost Aunt Maud? Wow, I didn't recognize you with both eyebrows and no ankle monitor!" R...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Calamari Is A Stupid Name For A Type Of Onion Anyway… Read Calamari Is A Stupid Name For A Type Of Onion Anyway… Customer: *Points to a picture.* "What's that option?" Me: "Butter, sour cream, bacon, cheese, and scallions." Customer: "Everything but t...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blunt Delivery Read Blunt Delivery Boss: "[My Name], you transposed these two numbers on the spreadsheet." Me: "I haven't gone through it to check the figures yet, but thanks for spotting it." Boss: "I really hop...
