May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Had One Job Read They Had One Job I work as a mystery shopper, and my young age helps me keep the mystery to it. Read They Had One Job
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com DVD-nied An Argument Read DVD-nied An Argument Customer: "This whole HD film thing is all a scam! They didn't have HD cameras back in the olden days. It's all a crock. You're just trying to rip us off!" Read DVD-nied A...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Power Cut Means A Half Cut Read A Power Cut Means A Half Cut Me: "Uh… what happened?" Coworker: "My power went out… at a bad time." Me: "You have an electric razor, huh?" Read A Power Cut Means A Half Cut
May 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Billige Zipbombe Mit wenig Aufwand eine Zipbombe schreiben, die aber nur mäßig explodiert.
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Customer Is Les Misérables Read This Customer Is Les Misérables The whole place clears out around 2 PM so that we workers can sit down and have lunch, and relax a little. We open back up at 4 PM. The hours are listed clearly...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Balancing The Books Requires A Work/Life Balance Read Balancing The Books Requires A Work/Life Balance The other bookkeeper closed and opened without complaining. But for me, that was absurd! Leaving the store at 11 PM and returning at 5 AM is un...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Monday Mourning Read Monday Mourning A customer hands me a coupon. Today is a Tuesday. Me: "Sorry, ma'am, those coupons are only valid on Mondays. That's why they're called Monday coupons." Customer: "I know, but ...
May 26, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Harold A. Taylor’s Autochromes of California Flowers (early 20th century) Photographs of flowers by an advocate of California’s beauty.
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 47 Read Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 47 It’s during the middle of the Pokémon Go craze. I’m using my phone’s calculator to help figure out a discount, as my register is old and slow. Customer: “Oh, ...
May 26, 2026 from Peter's Path Magnifica Humanitas 102: The use of AI is never a purely technical matter: when it enters processes that affect people’s lives, it touches on rights, opportunities, status and freedom. Important and sensitive decision...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Sim-ple Life Read A Sim-ple Life Tour Guide: "If you overhear them talking about anything, and I mean anything at all, don't call HR. They're talking about The Sims." Coworker #1: "Oh! Yes, please tell everyone...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gift That Kept On Giving Away Read The Gift That Kept On Giving Away Customer: *Rolling her eyes as if I should understand.* "Don't they train you properly? If I buy a gift card with a debit card, any amount left over after I m...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Of Mice And Minivans Read Of Mice And Minivans However, being kids, we find it hilarious to randomly ask "Are we there yet?" every fifteen minutes or so. Mom: "That phrase is now banned. Nobody is allowed to ask it aga...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com E-Minor Inconvenience Read E-Minor Inconvenience I can hear one of my neighbours, a musician, practising his violin. He's very good, and I don't mind it at all. But then I hear another neighbour banging on the wall on h...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shutterly Ridiculous Read Shutterly Ridiculous Customer: "I'm looking for a camera battery." Me: "Okay, what camera do you have?" Customer: "A camera." Read Shutterly Ridiculous
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a call center. We have a worker who proudly introduces himself as “a giant f***ing nerd” when meeting people; he knows all sorts of random stuff that SHOULD be irrelevant to this job...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eye Can Walk From Now On Read Eye Can Walk From Now On About ten minutes in, she asked me to reach into the glove box to hand her a pair of glasses. I did so, a bit concerned, and found the glasses. These glasses were quit...
May 26, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software The Grand Hyatt Gets an AI Agent I have just returned home from a two week work trip. As part of that trip I spent two nights at the Grand Hyatt in Seattle. It was a nice hotel in a good location, but apparently they now have an A...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I couldn’t find work in my field immediately after graduating college, so I worked for several months at a small cafe (think gelato, coffee, and pastries) in an outdoor shopping center. Most o...
