Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Capitol Offense Read The Capitol Offense Tourist: "Is that your Capitol Building?" Me: "No, that's St. Paul's Cathedral." Tourist: "But why is it copying our Capitol building?" Me: "It's not? I can see how the lar...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Breath-Taking Performance Read A Breath-Taking Performance My younger brother was seven years old at the time, and I was stuck with him at the mall. We were at the music store, and I was looking at the cassette singles on t...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looking At The Lager Picture Read Looking At The Lager Picture Woman: "Why are you drunk?" Man: "Because I've been drinking." Woman: "Why have you been drinking?" Man: "Because it gets me drunk!" Read Looking At The Lager Picture
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quesa-Duh Read Quesa-Duh Customer: "No beans? Not even chicken?" I explained to her what our plain quesadilla entails, and she immediately freezes up and says: Customer: "Wait, there's cheese in this?! I can...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My boss is a landscaper with a second business that I work at. He shared this story as he was coming back from work.) Policeman: You’re not going to get through here, a tree has fallen on the...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s 2020 and I’m in my late 40s. I’d been raised to believe there were two sexualities: gay and straight and that’s it. Since I was attracted to all genders I just labelled myself as straight...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at the checkout of a local supermarket. After the first couple of items, I notice there aren’t any beeps or the total changing. A manager appears behind the cashier and we both notice that...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Climate Change Read Climate Change Table #1: "It's so cold in here; can't you raise the heat?" Me: "Sorry, ma'am, the thermostat is automatic." Table #2: "It's so warm in here... can't you get the AC on? " Read C...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I am driving with my wife and a friend in a direction where we can see the local volcano.) Wife: “Look at the steam!” Friend: “Isn’t it a bit early in the year for that?” Wife: “…No, the volc...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A good friend is visiting me at my home when my son, who is nearly 2 years old, has a bad fall resulting in a scrapped up knee. I’ve picked him up and kissed the proffered scrap but despite my...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Kinda A Big Dill Read It’s Kinda A Big Dill Customer: "And can I get a burger but with extra fried pickles on the bottom?" Me: "You got it." Customer: "But like… pickle the h*** out of this burger." Me: "I'll do th...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a grocery store. Since I’m young and female, I do occasionally get to roll my eyes at overly flirtatious customers, but I’m far too short and broad to be a popular target. One day, I...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 32 Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 32 Caller: "It's only 9:45!" Me: "The deadline is based on our warehouse's time zone." Caller: "So change it." Me: "…change what?" Read No Fortitude For Longit...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Irony Ramp-ing Up Read The Irony Ramp-ing Up I come into work after my day off. My manager asks me to talk to him in his office. Manager: "You're not in trouble. I need you to talk to a customer who left us a bad re...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com EBT: Exceptions Beyond Text Read EBT: Exceptions Beyond Text I've worked at a convenience store for the past five years. There are things that have happened that make me question how people survive day-to-day, like this: Read...
Jul 23, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy The BBC Eighth Doctor Adventures: From an Eightfold Reunion To a Retcon War Now that I’ve put the New Adventures (bar for the Benny-led ones), Missing Adventures, and the Doctor-featuring Decalogs to bed and put the Virgin Books era of official Doctor Who fiction behind me...
Jul 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Time Actually Is Money, Part 2 Read When Time Actually Is Money, Part 2 Department Manager: "Okay, so it's tax season, so everyone has to put in ten hours each day and work Saturdays if necessary." Our little group had nothing t...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pie-Dentity Crisis Read Pie-Dentity Crisis Me: "What's your address?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Okay... what's the phone number on the order?" Customer: "I don't know." Read Pie-Dentity Crisis
Jul 22, 2026 from Improve Something Today A summertime check-in: Comfort-Stretch-Panic & Disability Pride Month A simple method for checking in; a reading & a game for Disability Pride Month; plus some recent updates across the site.
Jul 22, 2026 from Improve Something Today A summertime check-in: Comfort-Stretch-Panic & Disability Pride Month A simple method for checking in; a reading & a game for Disability Pride Month; plus some recent updates across the site.
