May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Door Closes… And That’s It, Part 2 Read One Door Closes… And That’s It, Part 2 Customer: "Let me through!" Coworker: "We close at 9 PM, ma'am." Customer: "If the door isn't locked yet, that means I can come in to shop!" Coworker: "T...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mop It Like It’s Hot Read Mop It Like It’s Hot Possessing an adequately functioning brain, I knew not to mop with a tainted mop and proceeded directly to the Sergeant to get a fresh mop and restock the paper towels, wh...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com On The Rocky Road To Womanhood Read On The Rocky Road To Womanhood Customer: "This… this is all awful!" Me: "Haha, it's not great." Customer: "All women deal with this?" Me: "Every person on this planet with a working set of ova...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waiting A Long Time On Lady Luck Read Waiting A Long Time On Lady Luck Owner: "So I need you to operate a second register for normal groceries all morning." Me: "Sure thing, but… uh, why? What's wrong with the main register?" Owne...
May 22, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 21/2026 I was in Chennai for the first half of the week. I couldn’t get a confirmed 1st or 2nd class train ticket. So I had to fly from Kochi. It’s such a waste of time and money. Chennai is hot, hotter th...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Need To Lie Down After This… Read Will Need To Lie Down After This… User: "The work email isn't working!" Me: "When you say not working, is it—" User: "—it's not working! I can't load it! Fix it! I need to work right now!" Rea...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Baby’s First Health Code Violation Read Baby’s First Health Code Violation Me: "Ma'am, we do have baby changing facilities on the premises!" Mother: "This is quicker." Me: "No, ma'am, I insist. You need to use those facilities for c...
May 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net 21 Side Hustle Ideas for Professionals in 2026 Looking for fresh side hustle ideas for professionals who already have a demanding 9 to 5 and want to earn extra income without burning out? You are not alone. More working professionals than ever...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2 Read This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2 Me: "Wow, did you know that from Detroit, you'd need to drive SOUTH to get into Canada?" Brother: *Snort laughs.* "Dumb-a**." Me: "What? Why?" Brother:...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grill Seekers Read Grill Seekers A group of my closest friends and I decided to have a braai (South African barbecue) shortly after high school graduation. The gas-powered grill we were using wasn’t cleaned and ...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Footing The Wrong Question Read Footing The Wrong Question Customer: "How many yards in a foot?" Me: "Uh… a third?" Customer: "Huh?" Read Footing The Wrong Question
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Im cashing out a lady at the Grocery Store I work at. Towards the end of the transaction she she mentions that the week before she bought a soup and spilled it. She asked if anything could be ...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pebble Without A Cause Read Pebble Without A Cause I'm a middle school teacher. One day during class, a kid removes his shoe and dumps a punch of pebbles right on the carpet. Me: "Why didn't you do that over the trash ca...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Uh… What? Read Uh… What? I'm working the intake desk at the hospital ER. A guy walks up wearing a raccoon onesie/hoodie. He has blood on his face coming from a gash on his forehead. Read Uh… What?
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During lunch, I’ve started to ask my friend if I can have her snacks, as she doesn’t eat them, and I like junk food because I never get any at home. I decide that even though she doesn’t eat t...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ballpark Answer Read Ballpark Answer Now, mind you, the uniform is black. I am wearing a chiffon printed shirt from Hot Topic with a bunch of insects on it, with bright blue makeup on. I am 100% not an employee. S...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One morning at about eight AM our team gets an (expected) email for new software. I’m personally pretty excited to use it, so I hop on immediately and get myself situated with the tutorials an...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Two years ago, owls nested right in the middle of my city, and gained a small amount of fame. The building literally on the other side of the street from me (a four-lane road that, shall we sa...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Load Of Baloney Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately, we're not halal, so—" Customer: *Suddenly chipper.* "Oh, good!" Read That’s A Load Of Baloney
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked for a while in the Delay Department of a rail company in the UK. At the time the company ran the East Coast Main Line, one of the major long-distance routes, and the East Anglian loca...
