Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite Read Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite Some friends and I have just come out of the cinema, walking through the car park. We've seen the new Superman movie. One guy in the group, who...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass Read This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass Caller: "When I came to see a movie, I had to leave because a group of guys were yelling and hurling insults at my friends and me! Throwing popcorn and kicking...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the OP from this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-went-on-for-nine-years-and-eleven-months-longer-than-it-should-have/375532/ and there is a part 2! This takes place after the hotel i...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sum of All Honesty Read The Sum of All Honesty Teacher: "Am I boring you, [My Name]?" Me: "Yes." Teacher: "What?!" Me: "Yes, you're boring me." Read The Sum of All Honesty
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My coworker had a little too much to drink at a work function. I lived very close by and she had been to my house several times so I offered my guest room. Coworker: Okay but can Phoebe (*my c...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in Order Entry, the only lady in an office of 20ish men. I take many trips to the office printer in a day to get my orders, often needing to sort through other peoples papers that they ...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My company has two out-of-phase directives for our tax preparers. One directive is that tax preparers are required to help the front desk answer the phone when possible. The other is that we’r...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In my 12th grade year, I took anatomy as my required science credit. My teacher was a nice middle-aged man who owned four snakes in his classroom that he threatened to sick on intruders if the...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My friend asked me to deliver a few things to her house. I told her I was on my way but she wasn’t there, so she told me to just leave it on the porch. As I pulled in the driveway, her 60-some...
Jul 19, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-07-19 The World Iran: it looks like the interim peace agreement is completely done and Iran and the US are at full hostilities again. PH: The VP's impeachment trial continues to be boring and full of tec...
Jul 19, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Light Tell the demons to go fuck themselves by living anyway. Every day is a small, but beautiful act of resistance. Divine Liturgy was great by the way, thanks for asking. I'm writing here this evening ...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Land Of The No Free Time Read Land Of The No Free Time Customer: "It was a great game. Why didn't you watch it?" Me: "I was working." Customer: "But it was a Saturday!" Me: "And today is Sunday, and I'm still working." Cus...
Jul 18, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: ordinals as nim-heaps Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory We're going to get to in a long and roundabout way. First I want to talk about the game of Nim. Nim Nim is a very simple game for two players. There...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Lesson In Hospitality Read A Lesson In Hospitality Teenage Daughter: "Mom, why are you being like this?" Teenage Son: "Yeah, mom, don't be a Ka—" Mother: "—Don't you say it!" Teenage Son: "—A Ka…razy… tourist. Just orde...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mane Complaint Read The Mane Complaint Me: "I just found this in my burrito." Cashier: "Okay? What do you want me to do?" Me: "Give me my money back, please." Read The Mane Complaint
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 13 Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 13 Owner: "Can I help you?" Me: "The kids wanted to get a chai, but we see you are closed." Owner: "No problem, I will make it." He chatted with...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com CPRoni Pizza Read CPRoni Pizza Woman: "You were very rude when you were telling people what to do! Who gave you the right to bark orders like a madman? And that was very masculine of you! That is misogynistic o...
Jul 18, 2026 from Peter's Path Marskramer Path part 08 Hiked part 8/20 of the Marskramer Path, 17.92 kilometres from Deventer to Klarenbeek. Along the IJsselkade in Deventer you will see the fast-flowing river IJssel, after which the stage runs over th...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com California Dreamin’ Of A Lottery Win Read California Dreamin’ Of A Lottery Win Customer: "What do you mean I’m not old enough? It’s 18+ to play." Me: "No, not in the state of Arizona. You must be 21 or older." Customer: "I got tickets...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking The High Ground, Part 2 Read Taking The High Ground, Part 2 My older brother is what you would consider an adrenaline junkie. He's jumped off of planes, bridges, etc. He's jumped out of a helicopter to start a ski descent...
