Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [It’s early May, 2025. I’m on break and quietly talking with Coworker #1.] Me: “…and that’s why I never have, do not, and never will support genocides. If humanity could immediately and foreve...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Stock Shock Read A Stock Shock A customer came into the store and asked for a set of salt and pepper grinders. We currently don't have that specific set in stock; I sold the last one we had last week. Customer...
Jul 20, 2026 from The Jaxson Visions of Vibrancy: Pittsburgh The Jaxson Magazine takes a visual walk through the urban core of a city that has transformed itself from its steelmaking past: Pittsburgh -
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There is a highway called “The Pali Highway” that runs across south east Oahu which connects Honolulu and the Windward side of the island. Legends say that you should never transport pork over...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I got a retail job in my late teens, the uniform required black pants. I quickly discovered that reasonably comfortable, up-to-code black women’s pants were hard to find in my price range...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Smoking Hot Take Read A Smoking Hot Take Me: "Sir, please don't smoke." *I point to the sign.* Customer: "That sign is for your employees." Me: "It applies to everyone, including you." Customer: "I'm outside the st...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for an engraving firm. We mostly make signage, but we also engrave trophies or prizes for different types of events. As it’s almost summer, the local university has reached out to us to...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Callers Are Simply A Gas Read Some Callers Are Simply A Gas A call comes in, and I give my greeting, asking if this is an emergency. Caller: "No, but I’m trying to find out if I have a gas hot water heater." Read Some Call...
Jul 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Keep Writing After yesterday's difficult confession, I feel somewhat spiritually hungover, weirdly enough. One thing I have trouble coming to grips with is the fact that this website, while I enjoy cataloging m...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Me: "I meant how big the memory needed to be. Did your grandson mention anything like megabytes or gigabytes?" Customer: "Jiggle beets." Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5
Jul 19, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Antidemokratische Umwälzung Ein paar lesenswerte Texte und ein Podcast, die ich gefunden habe.
Jul 19, 2026 from riz#000000me Followup on the Gym Injury I had my followup appointment for my bicep tendon surgery and luckily, the recovery continues to be very easy and straightforward. Aside from checking in on the recovery, though, my doctor recommen...
Jul 19, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: Nim always ends, even with infinite ordinals Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory Ordinals as nim-heaps Yesterday I talked about the game of Nim, which involves two players taking beans from several piles, and an extension that in...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Wear Their Sunday Best, Expect The Sunday Worst, Part 5 Read When They Wear Their Sunday Best, Expect The Sunday Worst, Part 5 Other Customer: "I hope today's sermon about being loving and compassionate carries over into everyday life. For example, I kn...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refusing To Weather These Demands Read Refusing To Weather These Demands Me: "The news is saying that due to the snowstorm, the government is issuing a stay-at-home order and only essential journeys are necessary." Boss: "Driving t...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Playtime’s Over Read Playtime’s Over Coworker: "Our customer here wants to return a year-old item and get a refund." Me: *To the customer.* "I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that." Customer: *Immediately reverting back...
Jul 19, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Releasing a New ONScripter-EN Visual Novel An essay about writing, developing, and publishing a new original ONScripter-EN visual novel in less than 48 hours.
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Has No Shelf Control Read Has No Shelf Control Manager: "Sir, everyone here, myself included, has nothing but respect for the veterans of this country. Your brother has my utmost sympathy, but you have to understand th...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Queue The Sarcasm Read Queue The Sarcasm Customer: "Can't you open another till?" And I'm just like... WTF man? If we HAD anyone else who could be on the tills, they would BE ON THE TILLS! We're not hiding able-bodi...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate Read Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate I recently had a conversation with my Slavic mother that shows just how many hoops a hateful mindset will jump through to fit its narrative. Re...
