Jul 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog American Girl I woke up this morning pissed. I can't tell you exactly why, but the vitriol is flowing through my veins strongly today. Coupled with fatigue and what I think is another onset of a depressive episo...
Jul 21, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Using Linear Regression to Analyze My Electric Bill Here in Ohio we can choose our electric supplier… But not who delivers it.
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Always The Employees Who Get The Raw Deal Read It’s Always The Employees Who Get The Raw Deal Customer: "Eww! What's this?" Me: "The steak tartare. That's what you ordered." Customer: "I ordered steak with tartar sauce!" Read It’s Always T...
Jul 20, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Sounds of the Eighth Legacy, Part 5 The story so far: after Doctor Who‘s 2005 return was a storming success, BBC Radio 7 (and its successor station BBC 4 Extra) decided they want to get in on that sweet TARDIS action, and struck a de...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Adding Insult To Injury Read Adding Insult To Injury First, he was written up for violating procedure and not complying; the union was unable to get this overturned. Second, as this violated procedure, Workers' Comp would...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop, Part 47 Read Laptop Flop, Part 47 Me: "Ma'am, it looks like the battery is at 1%. Did you charge this at home?" Customer: "No, because it doesn't need to be. It's a laptop." Me: "But you still need to freq...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Playing Twenty Questions About The Ten Read Not Playing Twenty Questions About The Ten Cashier: "Okay, goodnight!" Me: "Not until I get my $10 change, haha!" Cashier: "Ma'am, you gave me exact change." Me: *Not laughing anymore.* "I gav...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Next Smartphone Generation Read The Next Smartphone Generation Customer: "I want the 10% discount." *Points to a banner.* Me: "Those are for signing up to the store app. I can help you do that now if you like. Then all I hav...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 7 Read Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 7 Me: "You can change your own password on your laptop." Caller: "No. I don't know how." Me: "I can show you if I can just connect to your device." Caller...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Note-ably Dishonest Read Note-ably Dishonest Me: "That comes to $21.50." Customer: *Holds up a single twenty.* "This is all I have." Me: "Then I can't sell all this to you. You'll have to remove some of these purchase...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Wuthering Heights Of Pettiness Read New Wuthering Heights Of Pettiness Twenty years ago, a friend of mine used to manage a bar, and if the punters were slow to leave at closing time, he'd turn the jukebox up full and stick on fi...
Jul 20, 2026 from Peter's Path 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 3 by Nick Needham Why read the book? Nick Needham wrote 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 3: The Renaissance and Reformation. It is the third book in his clear and readable church history series. This volume cover...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Know Who We Wish The Crocodile Would Really Eat Read We Know Who We Wish The Crocodile Would Really Eat I went to the movie theater to watch the latest terrible Big Monster Movie (I unironically enjoy movies I know will be terrible), and five mi...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving My Two Cents… Literally, Part 2 Read Giving My Two Cents… Literally, Part 2 Customer: "Hey! You're overcharging me by two pennies!" Me: "The machine is rounding to the nearest nickel, sir. I'm not overcharge—" Customer: "If you'r...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Withdraw That Statement Read Withdraw That Statement Me: "Can we have [thing], mummy?" Mum: "No." And so, it continued, until she got fed up and told me to stop asking for things, because: Mum: "If we were to be able to a...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bone-Headed Strategy Read Bone-Headed Strategy Friend: "I use my necromancy on the fossils to—" Me: "—sorry to be that guy, but uh, you can’t." Friend: "Why?" Me: "Necromancy needs flesh and bone to possess something."...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bolting Shut That Conversation Read Bolting Shut That Conversation I'm a cashier at a hardware store. We sell a lot of loose items, like nuts, washers, and bolts. A couple is at my checkout, and I'm typing in the number of bolts...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working the counter at a restaurant in a hipster food hall when I overheard this conversation between three guys in their late teens or early 20’s. Guy #1: Bro, feel how soft my hands ar...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yoghurt Be Kidding Me Read Yoghurt Be Kidding Me I walk into his room and find him happily eating a yoghurt. Me: "Sir! What are you doing? You're not supposed to be eating!" Patient: "I know. That's why I picked yoghurt...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My parents separated when I was 13 but co-parented well, I lived with my mom primarily. When I was 17, my mom started dating a new guy. He seemed nice enough. I should point out that I’m mixed...
