Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Boss Would Like A Word Read The Boss Would Like A Word A friend and another colleague in my office report to the same manager. My colleague was consistently sending reports that hadn't been properly proof-read up to the ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’re Gonna Need All Customers To Storm Out Read We’re Gonna Need All Customers To Storm Out A flash flood inundated the store I worked at. Three feet of water, and the storm was still raging. The power went out, and I was running around in ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Peak Parenting Read Peak Parenting In our town, our house was on a plot that was one of the highest elevations. The school was about halfway up the gentle hill that we sat on top of. One morning, my dad said he w...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Boring To Believe, Part 2 Read Too Boring To Believe, Part 2 Friend #1: *Looking at her phone.* "Oh my God! I got about ten missed calls from [Boyfriend]." Friend #2: *Knowing all our boyfriends are together.* "That's weird...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Big Beautiful Bill Read A Big Beautiful Bill Every time, they would send their young son to pay and pick up the pizza. The little guy (maybe about six or seven years old) was sent out because the adults knew they wer...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I overheard a conversation between my daughter and my brother in law recently. I was distracted by another kid at the time but as best I can tell my daughter’s question came unprompted. Her to...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Finally Seeing The Error Of Their Ways Read Finally Seeing The Error Of Their Ways We're all doing a math test, and we're allowed to use calculators. The teacher is walking around the room, checking our answers but not really saying any...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Talking to my six and four year old nieces over FaceTime. It was the younger ones birthday not long ago and so I gave her a giftcard to McDonald’s. They used it and when I talked to them said ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Door Buster Read A Door Buster Me: "Hello, I'm [My Name], the night auditor from the front desk. I’m following up on a noise complaint." The lady inside yells at me. Guest: "You’ve got the wrong room, BUSTER! ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Over 50 years ago I attended a very new Catholic high school, the second year it was open. The class ahead of us were officially Sophomores when we were Freshman. But they were senior to us, a...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Critical Mass is a regular event where cyclists ride around a city. The point is to promote cycling. They regularly meet in the same place, and slowly cycle a route. Everyone, and every sort o...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Even An Outside Chance Read Not Even An Outside Chance A customer is asking about the types of curtain rods we sell. Customer: "Will this curtain rod be suitable for my needs?" Read Not Even An Outside Chance
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Her Pronouns Are “Idiot” Just for the record, I believe I spoke very clearly, and there didn’t seem to be any sort of language barrier. Female Caller: I’d like to activate my phone. Me: Sure! ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My girlfriend and I were heading out during the day to a local pub. In the UK, pubs are less of a fully adult environment and, especially during the day, more of a space to buy food and grab a...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fuel For Thought Read Fuel For Thought Customer: "You got any discounts?" Me: "No, sir." Customer: "But your prices are insane! You must have, like, a 10% coupon or something?" Read Fuel For Thought
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tactic That Comes In Handy Read A Tactic That Comes In Handy My coworker has polydactyly, which in his case means he has six fingers on his right hand, and it’s a whole finger too, not just a partly-formed, less developed di...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Full Signal That You Should Hang Up Read A Full Signal That You Should Hang Up Whenever I get a customer coming through my checkout lane while they're on the phone, I make a habit of asking them as many questions as I can: Me: "Do yo...
Jul 21, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who Comics: The Eighth Doctor (Part 2) Last time we checked in on the Doctor Who Magazine comics continuity, we took in the first half or so of the Eighth Doctor’s tenure in the comics. This was an era of long, ambitious story arcs whic...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Out Of Office Becomes Permanent Read When Out Of Office Becomes Permanent Helpdesk: "Hi, we have an issue that needs to be escalated to the system admin team. Have we got the right number for the new guy? It's just ringing and go...
Jul 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog American Girl I woke up this morning pissed. I can't tell you exactly why, but the vitriol is flowing through my veins strongly today. Coupled with fatigue and what I think is another onset of a depressive episo...
