Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rate Expectations Read Rate Expectations A woman walks in around 2 AM with no reservation. I quote her the rate, and she says to me in an accusatory tone. Customer: "Your rates are half of that online." Me: "I belie...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My nine-year-old’s friend used her mom’s phone to ask if my daughter could call her. For story purposes, let’s say my name is Jane. The text conversation went like this: Friend: Hi, Jane! Cand...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Weights Of Doubt Read The Weights Of Doubt Me: "We have treadmills, free weights, and machines." Customer: "Hmm." *long pause* "Do you think I'll use it?" Me: "Sir, I've known you for ninety seconds." Customer: "Ye...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a very pro-vaccine 48 year old woman who’s terrified because of our current administration access to vaccines I’ll need as I get older will be restricted or completely denied. The shingles...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m still kind of processing the contents of this story. So, I’m a sophomore in high school, and it’s the last three days of the school year. So, my third period teacher gave me permission to ...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Weigh To Go Read Weigh To Go I was working at a gardening store with an older guy who was retiring in a week or so. As a result, he was taking on a more relaxed style of customer service. Customer: "So how muc...
Jul 22, 2026 from The Jaxson Let’s Get Back to the Basics at JTA CEO Nat Ford’s departure is an opportunity to rethink what works and retire what doesn’t. -
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ID-entity Crisis Read ID-entity Crisis Me: "Ma'am, this ID is not you." Customer: "Yeah, it is. It's hard to tell in this lighting." Me: "Ma'am, this ID is of a White woman." Read ID-entity Crisis
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dis-Carded Read Dis-Carded Me: "Okay, I'm going to be square with you. You look and sound exactly like a child. You're not a small man; you're a four-foot-tall schoolboy. I simply don’t believe your ID, and I...
Jul 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Icon-ic Moment Read An Icon-ic Moment Caller: "I can't find the file I downloaded; I looked everywhere!" Me: "Did you check your desktop?" Caller: "I don't have a desktop; I have a laptop!" Read An Icon-ic Moment
Jul 22, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Fallibly Lost Many things in life can seem cruel or indifferent, but that's just because we can't always recognize the greater things that lie ahead. Today I read about the life of Saint Markella, martyr of Chio...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t See The Forest For The Boring Trees Read Can’t See The Forest For The Boring Trees Me: "Is everything okay, ma'am?" Tourist: "No, everything is not okay! We drove all this way to see the forest, and the trees here look just like the ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 6 Read Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 6 Customer: "These new flat screens are pretty nice, but I'm not sure if they're for me. We have a pretty wide living room, and I've seen th...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tale Of Two Cities In One Read A Tale Of Two Cities In One A guest has just had breakfast in our London hotel, and we're casually discussing their day of sightseeing as I clear the table. Guest: "I was thinking of swinging ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Change Happen Read Making Change Happen Cashier: "Your total is $9.06." I hand her $10.06. Cashier: "Okay, have a nice day." Me: "Can I have my change?" Read Making Change Happen
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mansplain This Read Mansplain This A man walks into the auto shop with his teenage son. I'm the only person at the counter at the time, and I'm a woman. Customer: "Uh… can I speak to a man?" Read Mansplain This
Jul 21, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Den Button neu erfinden Was muss man machen, um mit Javascript und HTML aus generischen Elementen einen Button zusammenzusetzen?
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hours Cut? Well No Shift, Sherlock Read Hours Cut? Well No Shift, Sherlock I noticed she had been getting fewer hours on the schedule, and the person covering for her started to get her hours. The next shift I worked with her, she s...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies, Part 2 Read We Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies, Part 2 Customer: "It's voter suppression!" Me: *Having heard it all before.* "Uh-huh." Customer: "You don't believe me? They send hurricanes to stop...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Acting Childish And Childless Read Acting Childish And Childless I'm working checkout. A mother parks her stroller beside my resister without saying anything and starts to walk off. I naively thought she was just distracted and...
