May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Question The Slush Fund Read Don’t Question The Slush Fund Customer: "Why was his slushie only 99 cents?" Me: "Oh, well, his store and mine have an understanding." Customer: "What the f*** is that supposed to mean?" Me: "...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com HR-iffic Misunderstanding Read HR-iffic Misunderstanding HR: "Hello, [My Name], thank you for making time for me today. I would like to discuss a homophobic comment you made toward [Coworker] today." Me: "What?!" HR: "We ha...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Checking Out In Lane Terrible Two Read Checking Out In Lane Terrible Two Cashier: *Handing over receipt.* "I love how calm you're being. I've seen a lot of poor mothers get super stressed when their kids act out in the store." Moth...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scholastic Hysteric Read Scholastic Hysteric My mom grew up dirt-poor, so I try to give her some grace when she complains about money or how people spend it. But once in a while, I have to check her. Read Scholastic H...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yvonne Gone Girl Read Yvonne Gone Girl The next night, same thing. He'd demand to speak to Yvonne, Mom would tell him he had the wrong number, and he'd just hang up, without a "thank you" or "I'm sorry" or even try...
May 21, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Prophecies of the Brahan Seer (1877) Historical predictions from the Scottish Nostradamus.
May 21, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] May 19th - This Is Not a Walk This Is Not a Walkafter Chagall’s La promenadeMarc Chagall, La promenade (The Promenade) (1918), oil on canvasThis is not a woman flying.This is not a man holding the wrist of his weather.This is n...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Google Platinum: Now THAT’S Where The Good Search Is At… Read Google Platinum: Now THAT’S Where The Good Search Is At… Me: "Are you using Google Chrome?" Caller: "Nah, I'm just using regular Google. I can't afford that shiny, platinum, chrom-ey stuff." R...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I was meeting my fianceé’s family who live in Maine. My surname is fairly rare, and rhymes with a rude curse word. (For the story, let’s use the name “Perquod”, which rhymes with “jerkwad”.)]...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My brother, parents and I were in Tennessee for my grandma’s funeral. Before the viewing at the church we stopped for burgers. I ordered a new single burger of theirs in a combo. We had been j...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Say ‘Forty-Two’ And Be Done With It Read Just Say ‘Forty-Two’ And Be Done With It Caller: "Hi, can I ask you a question?" Me: "You sure can, go ahead?" Caller: "What should I ask you?" Me: "What do you have a question about?" Read Ju...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I had scheduled to get my windshield replaced on Saturday because I’d gotten too many chips in it. On Friday evening, I mention to my wife that I’d be leaving about 10:00 for my 11:00 appoint...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A few years ago, I was in Manchester preparing for an important exam. Our study group was trying to revise together when one of them asked me a question that struck way too close to home. It h...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Color Me Creeped Out Read Color Me Creeped Out Me: "Hi, welcome to [Fast Food] place. What can I—" Customer: "Are you Lebanese? Because I have a friend who’s Lebanese and you’re the EXACT same colour as him!" Read Colo...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I went to a private school for middle and high school. It was set up so that the seniors would plan all of the major events and dances and parties for the rest of the school. Junior year was t...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was checking out when the cashier commented on my purchase. “Bruchtal. Nice.” Seeing my puzzled look, he points at a lego set I had picked. “Völgyzugoly” I answered. “I’ve read the books in ...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com But I Would Drive Five Thousand Miles, And I Would Drive Five Thousand More Read But I Would Drive Five Thousand Miles, And I Would Drive Five Thousand More Me: "Take me to the airport." Taxi Driver: "Which airport?" I think to myself, duh... San Diego only has one airport...
May 21, 2026 from Galaxy Garden So Long, 42 the School, and Thanks for All the Fish My journey at 42 the computer science school is coming to an end. On 14 May 2026, the staff of my local campus of 42 made a major announcement: Starting from 29 May 2026, my local campus of 42 will...
May 21, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed Self Hosting Passwords A few months back, Ars Technica published Password managers' promise that they can't see your vaults isn't always true. I haven't used an online password manager in 5 years. Previously I had been u...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mall Is An Existential Threat Read The Mall Is An Existential Threat Customer: "But if I'm in the mall, that means I can shop." Me: "Not at midnight, sir. The stores closed three hours ago." Customer: *Confused and frustrated.*...
