Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From Aisle To Z Read From Aisle To Z I work on the side as an Instacart shopper. I get a long (loooong) grocery list from a customer. In the notes section of the order: Note: "You MUST purchase these items in alph...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Don’t Do It Read Just Don’t Do It Customer: "Where are your Jordans?" Me: "We don't sell Jordans. This is an Adidas store." Customer: "Why don't you sell Jordans? They're really popular." Read Just Don’t Do It
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ETA Later Than Never Read ETA Later Than Never Caller: "But the ETA said forty-five minutes! How can you give me a time and not be able to stick to it?!" Me: "Well, it is an ETA, ma'am." Caller: "I don't care! I don't ...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ruff Puff Pastry Read Ruff Puff Pastry One day I see a woman walk in with the largest dog I have ever seen, a big boy Mastiff. Me: "Sorry, miss, you can't bring dogs in here." Customer: "This boy weighs 90kg and he...
Jul 17, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Over-Medicated The last few days have been intense, haven't they? Well, thankfully, my personal barometer is reading a bit lower today. Some days, I have a decent idea of what I want to write here and can follow ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Toss-Up Read A Toss-Up Customer: "Well, I have an allergy." I wait. No further information is forthcoming. Me: "An allergy to...?" Customer: "That's what I'd like to know!" Read A Toss-Up
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Only Solved If It’s Solved On Paper Read It’s Only Solved If It’s Solved On Paper User: "Oh, I'm driving at the moment." Me: "Ha, I guess that means you can't check your computer. Can I schedule a call with you for when you're back i...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Whiskey Business Read That’s A Whiskey Business Guest: "Hello! I had a couple of glasses of [Cocktail] brought up to my room earlier, and they were delicious! I'd like two more!" Me: "I remember, sir, and I am happ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Jurassic Snark Read Jurassic Snark Coworker: "Werd." Me: "Why do you hate me?" Coworker: "Wot argh yew torque-ing aye bout?" Me: "You're trying to trigger me." Read Jurassic Snark
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Portion Size Is Frozen Read The Portion Size Is Frozen Customer: "I'll get the mango cooler, no ice." Since this is a pre-mixed drink, the new barista can pour it right there for the customer. I see her perfectly measure...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s All Zoom And Doom Read It’s All Zoom And Doom Client: "Hi, I can't access Zoom, please assist." Me: "No problem, what exactly is the issue?" Client: "I can't get Zoom to open." Me: "Okay, so when you click the 'star...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Requests Are Just The Icing On The Cake Read These Requests Are Just The Icing On The Cake Customer: "Can I get the gluten-free cupcake with the vegan frosting?" Me: "I'm afraid not, ma'am. One negates the other? Customer: *Blank look.* ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Internetprovidervertreterscam Ein angeblicher Telekomtechniker hat heute an meiner Haustür geklingelt und unter Vorspielung falscher Tatsachen versucht, mit einen Vertrag zu verkaufen.
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Our Critical Thinking Is Going Back To The Stone Age Read Our Critical Thinking Is Going Back To The Stone Age Manager: "Can you put a sign up next to the Tiger's Eyes?" He points to a bowl of chatoyant gemstones. Their brown to yellow stripes give t...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wrong On So Many Levels Read Wrong On So Many Levels Me: "Third floor, please." The coworker next to me, standing closest to the buttons, proceeded to look waaaaay up to the ceiling. She stood on her tippy toes and tried ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Well THAT Is Certainly Something To Chew On… Read Well THAT Is Certainly Something To Chew On… Customer: "Is the nicotine gum meant to help you stop smoking, or start smoking?" Me: "Stop. Definitely stop." Read Well THAT Is Certainly Somethin...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Outlook Is Not So Good Read The Outlook Is Not So Good I get a call from my mother-in-law: Mother-In-Law: "My Outlook is no longer downloading my emails!" Me: "What is it doing?" Mother-In-Law: "Nothing! Come and fix it!...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Budding Friendship Read A Budding Friendship Woman: "Excuse me, can you help me? I'm trying to find the Sensory Gardens." Me: "Sure thing! I was just heading in that direction myself." Woman: "Oh, no need, just point...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Batch, Please Read Batch, Please Customer: "These taste nothing like peanut butter cups!" Me: "Well, the mass-produced ones include added sugar, emulsifiers, and preservatives." Customer: "Exactly. Make some of ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/the-energy-of-a-tiger-and-similar-spelling-skills/375218/ made me think of this. In high school I was in the band. After a big away-game football victory ...
