Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Outlook Is Not So Good Read The Outlook Is Not So Good I get a call from my mother-in-law: Mother-In-Law: "My Outlook is no longer downloading my emails!" Me: "What is it doing?" Mother-In-Law: "Nothing! Come and fix it!...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Budding Friendship Read A Budding Friendship Woman: "Excuse me, can you help me? I'm trying to find the Sensory Gardens." Me: "Sure thing! I was just heading in that direction myself." Woman: "Oh, no need, just point...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Batch, Please Read Batch, Please Customer: "These taste nothing like peanut butter cups!" Me: "Well, the mass-produced ones include added sugar, emulsifiers, and preservatives." Customer: "Exactly. Make some of ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/the-energy-of-a-tiger-and-similar-spelling-skills/375218/ made me think of this. In high school I was in the band. After a big away-game football victory ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the time of this story, I’d been going to this gym for a good eight or nine months. Early on, I chatted up the regular gym-rats asking for advice, and they mainly emphasized posture and the...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not A Reservation, That’s An Invasion Read That’s Not A Reservation, That’s An Invasion Bartender: "I'm sorry, we don't take reservations. How many in your group?" Leader Of The Group: "A lot." Bartender: "We can't put anything togethe...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m just fifteen years old, and it’s my first day working at a small shop. One of the things we’re better known for is greeting customers at the door and directly helping them find things. In...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My father is, to put it simply, a bigoted a**hole. At the time of this story, I am literally counting down the days until I can move out of the house and never look back (and give my sister, w...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cover Story Read A Cover Story A little old lady comes waddling past me at the checkouts, empty-handed, and leans over to say something to me as she passes. She looks like she's about to whisper, but then she ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was invited to lunch with my grandad to celebrate the removal of a cancerous lump from his nose. we to a nearby pub and while there another customer with a dog entered. while not a fan of do...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My sister (who is rather ditzy) and I are in the living room with the TV running in the background where a music video of a REALLY famous German song by a really famous singer is currently pl...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Information Vacancy Read The Information Vacancy Me: "Alright, do you have any confirmation numbers for these rooms?" Caller: "I don’t." Me: "That’s absolutely fine. Can you tell me what dates these guests stayed?" Ca...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prefers Ellipticals To Baby Steps Read Prefers Ellipticals To Baby Steps Me: "Ma'am, you can’t leave a baby in the carrier on the gym floor." Customer: *Not slowing down once.* "It’s okay. He’s right next to me." Me: "That’s not th...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Drill Bit Confused Read A Drill Bit Confused Customer: "The drill I bought for my husband doesn't work! It doesn't rotate!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Did you bring it with you?" She casually tosses it on th...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resting Boss Face Read Resting Boss Face New Boss: "Why were you late today?" Me: *Crying.* "Oh, my god, I’m so sorry. I’m not a basket case, I promise, please don’t fire me." New Boss: "Look at me. Stop crying. Why...
Jul 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Digital Native American The term "digital native" is so funny to me. I was born in 1998, and while I know nothing of life before the internet, I definitely don't feel "native" to it in the way those stupid sociologists li...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taco ‘Bout A Stretch Read Taco ‘Bout A Stretch Customer: "Why are so many shelves empty?! There are no tacos!" I'm about to explain that it's late at night and we're about to start restocking. Me: "Because it's late, a...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cake It or Leave It Read Cake It or Leave It Coworker: "Eww, I don't like ice cream cake." Me: "Oh, that's fair. But how come you don't, though?" Coworker: "Well, a friend brought me an ice cream cake for my birthday,...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hue Kidding Me? Read Hue Kidding Me? All the students were quietly working on a test when the teacher called out to me: Teacher: "[My Name], you look very pale. Are you okay?" Read Hue Kidding Me?
Jul 15, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ein schlechtes Vorbild Calum zeigt, wie man ein schlechtes Vorbild sein kann, indem man andere davon abhalten will, ein schlechtes Vorbild zu sein.
