Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Arthur C. What You Did There, Isaac! Read I Arthur C. What You Did There, Isaac! My wife and I are being sappy: Me: "You know, while I don't really believe in soulmates, I've been thinking: With apologies to Asimov, any sufficiently c...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Foundational Knowledge Isn’t Read When Their Foundational Knowledge Isn’t Customer: "Can you tell me what shade of foundation I should wear? I have a medium skin tone." Me: "If you'd like to come into our store, one of our man...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Boyfriend(s) Hypothesis Read The Boyfriend(s) Hypothesis Me: *To my husband.* "I got a lot of weird looks from [Teacher] and [Teacher's Assistant] today when I went to pick up [Son] from pre-school." Husband: "Did you ask...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com He Wanted A Manager, I Wanted A Shower Read He Wanted A Manager, I Wanted A Shower Creeper: "Would you believe that I'm single?" Me: "I'm not." Creeper: "Your boyfriend doesn't have to know. I could show you a better time, anyway." EWW!...
Jul 10, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 28/2026 I started Weekly Notes in 2022, with WN-29/2022. With this week’s note, we will complete four full years. Except for a couple of notes published on Saturdays, I have been on time, publishing on Fri...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggs-tra Large Misunderstanding Read Eggs-tra Large Misunderstanding A customer is holding a carton of eggs and asks: Customer: "How do the chickens know whether to lay the large or the extra-large eggs?" Read Eggs-tra Large Misu...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My oldest daughter has frankly terrible taste in boyfriends. Every single one she has brought home has been crass, rude, boorish, and angry. Two of them literally tried to hit on me right in ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Date Of Birth Control Read Date Of Birth Control I'm in line to pick up my meds. There's a sign at the pharmacy counter: Sign: "Husbands! Picking up your wife's medications? Please have her date of birth read to go? Don...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have a five month old, a very opinionated cat, and rude dog. I inform my husband I want to own a betta fish again after growing up with them. Husband: “I cannot believe you want to add fish...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Alias With An Extra ‘S’ Read An Alias With An Extra ‘S’ This guy walks up to the desk. Me: "Hello. Checking in?" Guest: "No. I need a new key." I didn’t recognize the guest, so I went to look up his reservation. His name ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Had 3 men trying to check into my hotel. The boss of the group was using translate on their phone and already had the initial request pulled up when they came into the lobby. It was something ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For the reference of the story, I am gay, and the time, had a black boyfriend. I was working the service desk at a well known, blue and gray super store. We’ve been having problems with our mo...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fueled By Optimism Read Fueled By Optimism A guy comes in with a gasoline canister. Customer: "I was here this morning to get this filed but I ended up only needing half of the gas." Me: "Okay?" Customer: "So I want ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a new intern at a car manufacturer, meant to be helping make instruction manuals. My trainer is showing me around the various computer systems. Trainer: “And if you ever can’t find the fil...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a state agency (think environmental department) and I essentially regulate the amount of pollutants emitted by different businesses. My main focus is tracking specific businesses th...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Butter Truth Read The Butter Truth Customer: "I need brown butter. It's for a recipe!" Me: "Ma'am, that's not sold, it's something you prep—" Customer: "—I didn't ask for your opinion. I want brown butter so I ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf Read The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf Guest: "Why haven't they reintroduced the Newfoundland Wolf?" Me: "Well ma'am, they're extinct. They don't exist anymore." Guest: "Well, can't they bring them back?...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Are Queue Serious? Read Are Queue Serious? The electronic gates at the airport show videos to the passengers of what to do. They show actors walking up to the gates, placing their passport down on the scanner, starin...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OSHAaaht Up! Read OSHAaaht Up! Project Manager: "Okay, I hear we have to do this OSHA thing? It seems like a waste of time, to be quite honest. I will talk to my line manager to see if this is necessary. If it'...
Jul 10, 2026 from is this it? July 2026 I’ve made some changes to a couple of photo albums on the website. southern-mountains features the same grainy black and white photographs from the South island taken in 2024, but I’ve re-edited th...
