May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [At the summer church camp I attended as a pre-teen, the director wanted to make sure everyone kept their cabins relatively clean. He conducted daily inspections in the mornings during our rel...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Intolerant Behavior Read Intolerant Behavior Customer: "But I'm lactose intolerant." Me: "We still have oat milk and almond milk." Customer: "No. I hate those." Me: "Well, we don't have soy milk, so what can you do?" ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *Recieves a call from a special education teacher* *fake names!!* Kathy: I need access to building number 420 right now to enter data. Me (Tech support): Unfortunately, we do need either the b...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m Hispanic and In Texas, I look more at home on a construction site than an academic campus, so yeah a lot of stories. Waiting for the elevator in the morning going to work was an Indian guy...
May 14, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual LMAA LMAA („Lokale Märkte. Alternative Anbieter“) listet online-shops auf, die nicht zu den großen Anbietern gehören.
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Things Are Looking Up And Down At The Same Time Read When Things Are Looking Up And Down At The Same Time Customer: "I need to go to the billing department. Where is the first floor?" Me: "You can use the stairs here or take that elevator over t...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cobra Cry Read Cobra Cry My coworker and I are big movie buffs and usually take pride in being able to help customers find obscure movies or discover new favorites. We try to only help when asked, though, as...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Latte Problems With This Read A Latte Problems With This Regular's Mom: "Uhm, I️ ordered a latte. This has coffee in it." Me: "Yes, ma’am, that’s a [whatever the particulars of her order were] latte." Regular's Mom: *Conde...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit Read When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit Colleague: "[My Name], any update on the thing?" Me: "What thing?" Colleague: "The thing, about the thing." Read When The Thingamajig Meets The W...
May 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Boats This one's gonna be a bit dark, so don't read further if that's not what you can handle right now. My uncle shot himself in the head a few nights ago. He took his .22 and put it just underneath his...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Misunderstanding The Scale Of The Problem Read Misunderstanding The Scale Of The Problem Customer: "Is this thing in pounds or kilometres?" Me: "It's in kilograms." Read Misunderstanding The Scale Of The Problem
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The French Have A History Of Doing That For You Read The French Have A History Of Doing That For You Coworker: "I'm something like... three hundred and ninety-fourth in line for the French throne. Which doesn't really mean anything unless they r...
May 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Overhead Projector 3: EOY 2526 Reviewing the 2526 academic year and predicting the future; AI FUD about education.
May 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Overhead Projector 3: EOY 2526 Reviewing the 2526 academic year and predicting the future; AI FUD about education.
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Front Of House Not Front Of Desk Read I’m Front Of House Not Front Of Desk Guest: "Give me my room keys!" Me: "I'm a waiter, sir. You can get room keys at the front desk." Guest: "You work for the hotel, don't ya?" Read I’m Front ...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Know They Fee’d Up Read When They Know They Fee’d Up Me: "Hi, sorry, what is this $5 charge?" Waiter: "Modifications are extra." Me: "But I already paid extra for the tofu. Where was this notice in the menu?" Waiter:...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Clean Handover Read A Clean Handover Me: "[Station Name], how can I—" Caller: "—I wanna speak to the news desk." Me: "I work the news desk, how can I—" Caller: "—No, no, listen, honey. I wanna speak to one of the...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Excel-ent Exit Read An Excel-ent Exit As soon as I got back to work, I got a call from my boss apologizing for not appreciating my work with the tasks, and asking me not to take time off at the end of the month e...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Customers Are Damaged Goods, Part 2 Read When Customers Are Damaged Goods, Part 2 Manager: "Ma'am, you bought this using a credit card. If an item is returned damaged on purpose, we can refuse the return and note the account for frau...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plugging In The Gaps Read Plugging In The Gaps Customer: "I need plugs." Me: "What type of plugs?" Customer: "Just plugs, can you show me where they are?" Me: "Sure, but I need to know what type as some at literally at...
