Jul 10, 2026 from riz#000000me The One Ring Index An index of heroic cultures, patrons, landmarks, and magical items from across the published books.
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Room for Interpretation Read No Room for Interpretation Without fail, every single time I would have multiple people come in and ask if we had any rooms available. Then, when I told them we were unfortunately fully booked...
Jul 10, 2026 from The Autodidacts People and Clothes Some people’s clothes have a way of riding up in unfortunate places, in a way that seems almost willful. It’s as if the clothes are sentient, and cloth and wearer are locked in a lifelong battle fo...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com FAFO With FMLA Read FAFO With FMLA After she had the kid, she dropped in pretty regularly to show the kid off and gossip with some people. Our store manager was really hung up on "You're coming back, yeah? You're...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hashtag Hot Read Hashtag Hot Customer: "The drinks on your menu listed under 'Hot', that means they're hot, right?" Me: "Uh… yes." Customer: "I mean, like hot as in "ouch that's hot", not "oh wow, they're so h...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Excelling At Excel-ing Read Excelling At Excel-ing Back in the day, I was a new hire and had to take a skills test to prove I knew how to use Excel. I'm talking about it with my boss. Me: "Even though I proved I knew it ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Urteil über Gamoril Zwei Ansätze, die Meinung über Gamoril kundzutun.
Jul 10, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Starting to understand epsilon-zero This post is going to be about what infinite ordinal numbers are, and about is in particular. I had a brainwave a while back (18 months now, wow, I have definitely not been blogging enough) and sud...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refundamentally Wrong Read Refundamentally Wrong Customer: "I wanna return my phone. I have the receipt." Me: "Okay, thanks for the receipt. Give me the phone, and we can start the return process." Customer: "I don’t ha...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Served Read Time Served My friend had requested their holiday in advance and stated that, on the request, they had a plane flight that very day, so they could not do an overnight shift the night before. T...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Proof That Some Of Us Have Evolved Backward Read Proof That Some Of Us Have Evolved Backward I'm working at a Natural History Museum. A visitor points to a diorama of some cavemen and wants to complain about the sign. Read Proof That Some Of...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Confessions From The Throne Room Read Confessions From The Throne Room Customer: "I need to use the employee restroom." Me: "That's in an employee-only area, ma'am. We have customer restrooms at the front of the store." Customer: ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Thundermail, Tuta, and remembering Lavabit How much does your choice of email provider matter? In some sense as an individual not much. However, together our choices do matter. So I reminisce about using Lavabit and the options today like T...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Mute Points Read Making Mute Points This man was the master of using the mute button. We all knew to keep an ear out for when Mike had an annoying call because that was when the fun began. Again, on the phone ...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Arthur C. What You Did There, Isaac! Read I Arthur C. What You Did There, Isaac! My wife and I are being sappy: Me: "You know, while I don't really believe in soulmates, I've been thinking: With apologies to Asimov, any sufficiently c...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Foundational Knowledge Isn’t Read When Their Foundational Knowledge Isn’t Customer: "Can you tell me what shade of foundation I should wear? I have a medium skin tone." Me: "If you'd like to come into our store, one of our man...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Boyfriend(s) Hypothesis Read The Boyfriend(s) Hypothesis Me: *To my husband.* "I got a lot of weird looks from [Teacher] and [Teacher's Assistant] today when I went to pick up [Son] from pre-school." Husband: "Did you ask...
Jul 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com He Wanted A Manager, I Wanted A Shower Read He Wanted A Manager, I Wanted A Shower Creeper: "Would you believe that I'm single?" Me: "I'm not." Creeper: "Your boyfriend doesn't have to know. I could show you a better time, anyway." EWW!...
Jul 10, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 28/2026 I started Weekly Notes in 2022, with WN-29/2022. With this week’s note, we will complete four full years. Except for a couple of notes published on Saturdays, I have been on time, publishing on Fri...
