May 14, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Webbloat reduzieren 1,5 Megabyte? Das sind ja fast zwei Megabyte! Sechs Megabyte unkomprimiert! Zwanzig Megabyte im Debug-Build!
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Only Thing That’s Mandatory For Senior Managers Is Screwing Up Read The Only Thing That’s Mandatory For Senior Managers Is Screwing Up Me: "This looks infected." Office User: "That's crazy! I never click on anything suspicious looking!" Me: "Be that as it may,...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fiction Friction Read Fiction Friction Customer: "Is the kryptonite real?" Me: "Uh… no, sir." Customer: "But it's glowing." Me: "It's clear green plastic with an LED behind it." Read Fiction Friction
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Realized In A Nick(Name) Of Time Read Realized In A Nick(Name) Of Time Manager: "You're in trouble for missing a meeting you were scheduled for." I'm utterly shocked, because I pride myself on being the best employee I can be. Me:...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No ID-ea What Just Happened Read No ID-ea What Just Happened Manager: "ID, please." Customer: "You don't need to see my ID! I'm obviously old enough!" Manager: "An ID would make it very obvious." Read No ID-ea What Just Happened
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Consumed By Data Read Consumed By Data Customer: "I was told my data would last thirty days!" Me: "Yes, sir. Up to thirty days, but you used it in one day." Customer: "I was told thirty days! It lasted a day! I wan...
May 14, 2026 from Peter's Path The Wide Paved Road versus the Narrow Footpath Stories from many times and places show two ways of life. One way is wide and smooth like a paved road. It offers ease and pleasure. Many people choose it. Yet it leads to ruin. The other way is na...
May 14, 2026 from Peter's Path Ascension Day Happy Ascension Day to all of you. And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. - Acts 1:9 Let us remember what this day tru...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Deficit… Of Manners Read A Deficit… Of Manners Coworker: *She takes my notes and reads them.* "Oh. You think you have ADHD." Me: "Maybe." Coworker: "Did TikTok tell you that?" Read A Deficit… Of Manners
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Sole Responsibility Read A Sole Responsibility I point out a wall-mounted mirror about a meter to the left. Customer: "Is there a closer mirror?" Me: "No." Customer: "Can you bring that mirror closer?" Read A Sole Res...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Punchline Prevention Protocol Read Punchline Prevention Protocol Daughter: "I'm hungry." The man starts to open his mouth to reply when the daughter hastily adds: Daughter: "And don't call me hungry!" Read Punchline Prevention ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Arguing To The Moon And Back Read Arguing To The Moon And Back My grandfather is having a friendly argument with his friend. They're trying to figure out who is older, not by actual age, but through the old-fashioned things th...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Kind Of Printer Error Read A New Kind Of Printer Error Customer: "These printers are wireless?" Me: "Yes, but that means they can connect to the WIFI and receive print jobs wirelessly from computers on the same WIFI net...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was an architecture major at GA Tech my first few years in college (early 1990’s). My junior year, I was living off-campus in a house with 4 other girls, and I was taking an interior design ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Route 51 Read Route 51 I'm a school bus driver. Today, an eight-year-old sitting near the front wanted to play Twenty Questions. I do this sometimes with the students: we take turns thinking of animals, and...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a health advisor for the NHS’ non-emergency line, 111. After confirming there isn’t a current emergency: Caller: Apparently I made a a bunch of calls to an NHS number yesterday afternoon. ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Does Not (Day)Care About Anyone Else Read Does Not (Day)Care About Anyone Else Customer: "—Don't you work here? I'm a paying customer, and you need my business!" Me: "No, I don't work here, but that wouldn't matter. This is a clothes ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There’s a guy who works in my building, I’d never actually met him or had anything to do with him, I just saw him in the corridors occasionally. We didn’t even have a nod-and-smile type acquai...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [At the summer church camp I attended as a pre-teen, the director wanted to make sure everyone kept their cabins relatively clean. He conducted daily inspections in the mornings during our rel...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Intolerant Behavior Read Intolerant Behavior Customer: "But I'm lactose intolerant." Me: "We still have oat milk and almond milk." Customer: "No. I hate those." Me: "Well, we don't have soy milk, so what can you do?" ...
