Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not A Bread Winner Read That’s Not A Bread Winner Wife: "There’s no bacon in my BLT." The manager took the sandwich and confirmed it was indeed lacking in bacon. He looked at the cashier. Manager: "Did you forget the...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Experiencing A Tropical Depression Read Experiencing A Tropical Depression Me: "Can I see some IDs, first?" Customer: "Uh! This is the US Virgin Islands. Drinking age is eighteen, buddy." Me: "Thank you for informing me of where I l...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living In A Q Continuum Read Living In A Q Continuum I'm buying some quince. This is loose-packed and weighed, so I put it on the scale and start typing it into the search bar. As soon as I type in Q, I get quince… and q-...
Jul 11, 2026 from LifeDev.net Digital Minimalism 2.0: It is Time For Cutting Your Tool Stack Down to Five Apps Digital minimalism used to mean deleting Instagram and turning your phone grayscale, but in 2026 the problem has quietly changed shape. The apps stealing your attention are no longer just social fe...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Veganing To Understand Read Veganing To Understand Customer: "So what is vegan flavor? Where do you keep those? Or is it a seasoning in your spice aisle?" Me: "It’s not a flavor. Again, vegan means it contains no animal ...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technically, Dad Should Shut Up Read Technically, Dad Should Shut Up My daughter has a fear of bugs. One evening, we return from walking the dog, and I notice a medium-sized spider crawling on her head. Me: "Hold still. You have,...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Accident Was Avoided Read The Real Accident Was Avoided All of a sudden, this SUV starts speeding down the alley. My dad narrowly avoided getting hit, but as the SUV passed, it took out the driver's side mirror of my d...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Point Not Taken Read Point Not Taken Gas is $3.9499 at the time of this story. A customer pumps $3.94's worth of gas and comes over to me, rather irate. Customer: "Your prices are wrong; I'm going to call the BBB ...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Okay, so I’m bilingual and speak English and Chinese. My parents can speak Chinese also since the mother is a Chinese herself. So one day when I was a real little kid my dad was asking my mom ...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ultimate Hypothetically Speaking Read The Ultimate Hypothetically Speaking Student: "I swear I was gonna study chapters nine and ten but didn’t. If I had studied them, I would have gotten them right. So, can you give me some credi...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This has to be one of the WORST jobs I’ve ever had. The scene: a group of 3 small hotel sin Las Vegas. The date: New Year’s Eve. The situation: Management decided it was okay to overbook the h...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Once a year my store offers a 20% off bucket sale. This means if you buy the 5 gallon bucket for $5.00 which is a $5.00 dollar donation to the local Children’s Mirical Network hospital, you ge...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In memory of my wonderful beagle Rosie, who died one year ago at the ripe old age of 15, I want to share this story. It was also one of the worst experiences of my life. I have to preface this...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I get up to use the restroom and a coworker is leaving for the day. I let him go before me, as it’s a Friday and I’m sure he wants to go home as much as the rest of us do. Coworker> No no, you...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a straight, able-bodied (to use the term loosely; I’m a bit of a couch potato), white-as-the-driven-snow, cisgender male who was born and raised in America. My first and only language is E...
Jul 11, 2026 from Jasco's Website On AI 2: Agentic Boogaloo I talk about my evolving opinion on AI, A failed attempt to run local models, and a broken Macbook.
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Moo-t Point Read A Moo-t Point Customer: "I'll get the strawberry milkshake please!" Me: "Would you like whip on top of that?" Customer: "No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant." Read A Moo-t Point
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Check Out Before Checking In Read How To Check Out Before Checking In Guest: *Walking in.* "I'd like to book a room, please. A nice one with a view." Me: "Yes, we have some available. First I'd need to know how long you're pla...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Need A Better Ideas Generator Read They Need A Better Ideas Generator A number of years ago, our region (Pacific Northwest) had a fairly strong earthquake, and as a result, Management decided we needed to put some emergency sys...
Jul 11, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Chosen I think I need to start doing less shit. Even less than what I've already been doing—can you believe that? I had to surrender Arthur to the shelter yesterday, so that was a hard day. Somehow I made...
