May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Super Stupid Read Super Stupid I'm showing them to a friend, who's never been in immediate danger of joining Mensa, but they really outdid themselves by asking: Read Super Stupid
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Score One For Denial Read Score One For Denial Caller: "Why is my credit rating so low?! Why is my credit rating 605?!" Me: "I can certainly go over the factors with you. Would you like me to review what’s impacting yo...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I stopped at a small local bakery on my way to work to treat myself to a donut. The one I picked out was labeled “Cinnamon Crawler”. Me: “Should that say ‘cruller’, like C-R-U-L-L-E-R?” Bakery...
May 15, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 20/2026 We are in Thrissur. We left at around 2 AM and reached by 11 AM, with two breaks. The drive was comfortable. The traffic was friendly this time. Echo is getting old, and Uma is more active now. So ...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flossed Over Half Of The Information Read Flossed Over Half Of The Information Caller: "I need to reschedule it." Me: "Okay. May I ask the nature of the scheduling conflict, so that I know what options to offer you?" Caller: "He is in...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in the switchboard office of a large hospital. There are multiple elevators throughout the campus, and if someone presses the “call for help” button, the call goes to us. I am working o...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flower Power Trip Read Flower Power Trip A table gets sat in my area, and I go to greet them right away. They are all about eighty-five or so, and dressed nicely. I do my hellos, and one of the ladies politely asks ...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My brother took a bit longer than most kids to be potty trained. He was later diagnosed with autism, but this was the ‘80’s, so it wasn’t so well known. One Sunday, my mom dropped him off at t...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working out in the apartment complex gym. The gym was in the same basement as the common laundry room, some distance away by long corridors without doors. I usually work out with noise c...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the OP from “Like A Cat Right Before Dinner Time,” and “This Story Comes With Puppy Dog Eyes.” One evening a couple with a bouncy black Lab came in, and I greeted them from the cash wrap (...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 36 Read Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 36 Customer: "So I have four 25% off coupons. Does that make this free?" Me: *Laughs.* "Haha, that would be nice." Customer: "So… it does?"...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Last year, my autistic daughter was in kindergarten and her teacher was in her first year teaching. She had literally graduated 2 months before from college, so she was super-green. One day, s...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Our Mess To Deal With Read Not Our Mess To Deal With Customer: "You guys did a s*** job cleaning my house!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that! Can I get your account details so I can look into it?" Cut to a few questions late...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trust Is Key Read Trust Is Key A lady gets out of her car, tells me she wants valet service, and then starts walking away. Me: "Ma'am, I need your keys." Customer: "I'm not giving you my keys." Me: "Then I cann...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tone Matcha-ing Read Tone Matcha-ing Customer: “Matcha latte.” I make the drink for her, only to have her storm back in a couple of minutes later. Customer: “Remake my drink!” Me: “What’s wrong with it?” Customer:...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Email Fail, Part 55 Read Email Fail, Part 55 Me: "Hey, [Coworker], can you send me your report for tomorrow's meeting?" Coworker: "…" Me: "You did get my email, didn't you?" Coworker: "Maybe." Read Email Fail, Part 55
May 15, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Art Therapy A simple realization I somehow didn't arrive at until just now: this project is self-imposed art therapy. I remember my time in therapeutic spaces—hospitalization programs, treatment centers—and ho...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unable To Shut Down That Argument Read Unable To Shut Down That Argument Me: "Well, it looks likely to be a hardware issue. I can take a look at it tomorrow morning and—" Customer: "No! You can't take my computer! I need it to work...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Baking For Ten Years And Only Getting Crumbs Read Baking For Ten Years And Only Getting Crumbs In that time, my boss, the owner, has never really gained the skills of a good manager. He's arbitrary, easily distracted, and inconsistent. We've ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leaf It To Interpretation Read Leaf It To Interpretation Customer: "I'm looking for… the… uh… white broccoli?" I have an idea and show her the cauliflower. Customer: "Yes, that's it! Thank you!" Read Leaf It To Interpretation
