Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Storybook Ending Read A Storybook Ending A gaggle of six kids ran into the library while I was watching the front desk; none of them over the age of eight, and all of them talking excitedly and "whispering" their o...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Line Ends Here Read The Line Ends Here Caller: "Well, I'm not going anywhere unless you give me the price I want." Me: "As I have said, sir, I am unable to do that. Unless there's anything I can help you with tha...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Focusing On The Small Potatoes Read Focusing On The Small Potatoes Once upon a time in a factory in Scotland, I was part of the Quality Control team. We were happy and did our job well, but always found that fine balance between...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Book-ed Solid Read Book-ed Solid This was back in the early 2000s. A patron approached us at the front desk. Patron: "I want to use one of the computers." Coworker: "They're all booked up at the moment. It tends...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Uplifting Discovery Read An Uplifting Discovery My workplace has a parking garage underneath. We prefer that pedestrians not walk up or down the entry or exit lanes for safety reasons. There are elevators and stairs r...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Draft Punk Read Draft Punk Today, I'm on the patio five feet from the bar, resetting some furniture we moved for an event about an hour prior. He's watching me, waiting for me to turn. His girlfriend tells hi...
Jul 12, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Das Leben findet einen Weg. Eine Yucca, die ich für eingegangen hielt, treibt wieder aus.
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making First Contact With Mom Read Making First Contact With Mom Mom: "Can you help me with [computer issue]?" Me: "Sure, when exactly?" Mom: "I want to be able to do [specific task]." Me: "Okay, got it. When?" Read Making Firs...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mother Knows Simplest Read Mother Knows Simplest Acquaintance: "When I leave them at home, I have to tell them not to go out the front door, the back door, the windows, the garage door, the coal chute, ALL the openings!...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Cheese Knowledge Has Holes Read Their Cheese Knowledge Has Holes I used to work at a grocery store deli and had this exchange with a gentleman: Me: "Hello, what can I get for you today?" Customer: "A pound of American cheese...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mother is the baby of her family by a long shot. My aunt and uncle were nine and eleven years older than her, respectively, and Grandma was a single mom with no money for babysitters, so Mo...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Through the 80s and 90s, I worked at a number of independent computer stores, doing sales of custom-configured machines and then building and repairing those computers. There are many stories ...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read While working drive thru in the horrid year of 2020, I had the duty of receiving a lady with a very specific order: 20 count nugget, 1 extra crispy large fry, a large diet coke, a large cup of...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Twenty years ago, I worked at a smallish health food store with a unique name (Diet, Herbs, and Healthy Nutrition-not the real name). Although we weren’t that big, we were very popular due to ...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had the check the location tag when I read this story (https://notalwaysright.com/thanks-to-adhd-and-the-ada-youve-been-had-part-3/375212/) because I wondered if my cousin had the same non-a...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m the long-suffering narrator of the story “Quick! Call The Brain Cell Supplier!”. The company is in panic mode: we received a complaint from a customer because some workers did not have th...
Jul 12, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-07-12 The World Iran: Trump says the ceasefire is done (though negotiations are still proceeding) and Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is officially closed, so things are not looking bright. The gaming ind...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soon To Become A Liquid Asset Read Soon To Become A Liquid Asset I used to work in a novelty ice bar. What is that? It's a bar in the basement of a building where the temperature is kept below freezing, all the customers are gi...
Jul 11, 2026 from splitbrain.org - blog Home Assistant Transplant Home Assistant Transplant I have been running Home Assistant on a Raspberry Pi 4 for about five years now. A short while ago, homeassistant was suddenly no longer responding. Neither web ui nor a S...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gotta Catechize ‘Em All Read Gotta Catechize ‘Em All Grandma: "What game is that?" Boy: "Pokémon." Grandma: "Is it holy?" Boy: "Yes, the Pokémon are fallen angels, and it's your job to find them, put them in a holy shell,...
