May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Read Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!" Me: "Have you got it wet or left it in the sun?" Customer: "I've never even had it near the water!" Read Selfie-Incrimi...
May 16, 2026 from The Linkfest Linkfest #44: Hallucinopedia, Salmon on Cocaine, and How Phil Collins Accidentally Invented Gated Reverb Hello there! Time for "the opposite of doomscrolling” — my latest “Linkfest”, in which I scroll through the endless Borgesian microfiche of the Internet, looking for the finest items of science, cu...
May 16, 2026 from The Linkfest Linkfest #45: Hallucinopedia, Salmon on Cocaine, and How Phil Collins Accidentally Invented Gated Reverb Hello there! Time for "the opposite of doomscrolling” — my latest “Linkfest”, in which I scroll through the endless Borgesian microfiche of the Internet, looking for the finest items of science, cu...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The System Doesn’t Apply, Neither Do Its Products Read When The System Doesn’t Apply, Neither Do Its Products Customer: "The menu says $6.99! Why does it cost more?!" Me: "That's the price with tax." Customer: "I don't pay tax." Me: "In here, I'm ...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Forcing Them To Make A Curse-Correction Read Forcing Them To Make A Curse-Correction Hotel Manager: "I am going to have to charge you [amount] per room and a surcharge." Friend: "What do you mean the room block needs a surcharge?" Hotel ...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mmm, Fresh Cowpig Straight From Chornobyl Farms, Part 2 Read Mmm, Fresh Cowpig Straight From Chornobyl Farms, Part 2 Customer: "This bacon is so raw, I can still hear it mooing!" Me: "I will be happy to get you a new… wait… mooing?" Customer: "Yeah! You...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Can Go Nowhere Else But Up Read When You Can Go Nowhere Else But Up Customer: "The goods lift. Where does it come out?" I point to the two obvious sets of lift doors that don't look like any other doors in the building, say ...
May 16, 2026 from Peter's Path Marskramer Path part 04 Hiked part 4/20 of the Marskramer Path, 21.5 kilometres from Delden to Rijssen. You walk through the stream valley of the Boven- and Midden-Regge. The word regge means 'he who carries water' and im...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These People Graduated From Law School… Read These People Graduated From Law School… I got a phone call today from a lawyer. She is complaining that she has a video link legal conference, and she can see her client, but can’t hear them. ...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Resolution To The Resolution Read A Resolution To The Resolution Well, to my dad, anything that went wrong on the computer was my fault because I was on it all the time, and he would always tell me: Dad: "If you don't know how...
May 16, 2026 from Chuniversiteit I’m not sure what to make of Google’s Pixel 10 Pro The Pixel 10 Pro is supposed to be Google’s flagship phone, but it certainly doesn’t feel like one.
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cruising For A Playdate Read Cruising For A Playdate I turned to see a woman rounding the corner, pushing her own handle-driven toddler-mobile, except hers was in the shape of a car that the kid could sit in. A bit unexpe...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Middle Ground Read No Middle Ground Caller: "I'd like a salad to go. What sizes do you have?" Me: "We have small and large." Caller: "I'll take a medium." Read No Middle Ground
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in my early twenties, I came down with a case of strep throat so bad it landed me in the ER. It started out like an ordinary sore throat. It was the middle of winter, and it was a v...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Degrees Of Bureaucracy Read New Degrees Of Bureaucracy I moved from the UK to Switzerland to do my doctorate. As part of the process, I get a letter stating that I need to do some modules to "catch up" my knowledge, with...
May 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Goodbye Search Console Warum ich Google Search Console nicht mehr nutze und warum ich es überhaupt genutzt habe.
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It was around 6pm and I was waiting in line at the pharmacy to pick up my medication. The pharmacy closes at 7:30PM so there is always a long line for pick up with the after work crowd. As a I...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The one button on my Nintendo 3DS was sticking so I decided to take it to a local repair shop to get it fixed. Guy takes a look at it, takes it in for repair, and tells me to come back in a we...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My son has another kid in his class with the same first name. Teachers and other students refer to them in class by their name and first initial, so if my son was (say) John Smith and the othe...
May 16, 2026 from bearblog Anker PowerConf C200: a case study in webcam security theatre The Anker PowerConf C200 webcam looks like a good security choice at first, with triple-layered defences against hackers invading your privacy. However, this doesn't bear out in reality.
