Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Clipboard Guy: "Ladies, what are your thoughts on illegal immigration?" Me: "I'm guessing since you're out here asking, probably differen...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Child Left Behind The Fence Read No Child Left Behind The Fence I see a mother and two boys, roughly eight and eleven years old, get out of the car. I don't recognize the two boys, so they are obviously not on our roster. The...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Content warning: homophobia, transphobia I work for a small town local radio. It’s very LGBT+ friendly, with a weekly LGBT+ hour and has pro-LGBT+ policies all staff must agree to when they st...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure Read Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure I overhear a doctor reassuring a patient that their scan for skin cancer came back negative. Patient: "So it's not skin cancer?" Read Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray T...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I both do laundry, but it tends to be mainly her job, (I do most of cleaning). So, when I went downstairs and found a laundry basket sitting by the washing machine, I put it in, tu...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We used to belong to a group that would get together once a week and go for a long walk. Somewhere different each time. These ended mid-afternoon and the organizer would call a local restauran...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Customer Is Buffering Read When The Customer Is Buffering I tell them the total, which is less than $4. They FINALLY look up from their phone to dig in their pack. They pull out $100. I firmly tell them: Me: "No. I am n...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a story from when I was a baby and my parents were exhausted twenty-somethings still trying to figure out how to factor “take care of an entirely new human being” into their lives. I h...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pressed for Cash Read Pressed for Cash I’m processing an order pickup for this man (five shirts) that we’ve cleaned for him. Me: "That will be [price around $40]." Customer: "Eight dollars a shirt?!" Me: "Um, yes."...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at our local city library here near Dallas, TX. and I process our library materials. Adding barcodes, spine labels, property stamps, etc., While I was working on my new library items to...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m having a bad asthma attack, so I go to the hospital. They get it under control but the doctor wants me to have an intravenous shot, to make sure I don’t relapse. The nurse wants to insert ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Wasn’t Even A Split Decision Read It Wasn’t Even A Split Decision I'm a web designer. A would-be client contacts me and asks if I'd be willing to "clean up" a website that he had another designer do, "which has since stopped w...
Jul 13, 2026 from The Jaxson How Dennis Street Became an Industrial Powerhouse Long before Jacksonville's Westside became synonymous with warehouses and distribution centers, a single developer saw opportunity in an overlooked stretch of land along Dennis Street. His gamble t...
Jul 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Means Everything Information is pretty overrated, isn't it? In so many ways, it feels like we're really just going around in circles, and the sense of novelty feels more dangerous to me than anything. I keep circli...
Jul 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Noahie Tapes I Your browser does not support the audio element. After a brief wait, I have finally released the first of TNT. This was a fun project, and while some of the transitions were a bit hacked together, ...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Storybook Ending Read A Storybook Ending A gaggle of six kids ran into the library while I was watching the front desk; none of them over the age of eight, and all of them talking excitedly and "whispering" their o...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Line Ends Here Read The Line Ends Here Caller: "Well, I'm not going anywhere unless you give me the price I want." Me: "As I have said, sir, I am unable to do that. Unless there's anything I can help you with tha...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Focusing On The Small Potatoes Read Focusing On The Small Potatoes Once upon a time in a factory in Scotland, I was part of the Quality Control team. We were happy and did our job well, but always found that fine balance between...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Book-ed Solid Read Book-ed Solid This was back in the early 2000s. A patron approached us at the front desk. Patron: "I want to use one of the computers." Coworker: "They're all booked up at the moment. It tends...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Uplifting Discovery Read An Uplifting Discovery My workplace has a parking garage underneath. We prefer that pedestrians not walk up or down the entry or exit lanes for safety reasons. There are elevators and stairs r...
