Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Organic Panic Read The Organic Panic Customer: "Do you have any juices that aren't organic?" Me: "No, all our juices come from the same supplier, who are 100% organic." Customer: "Ugh. I don't wanna drink that o...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Ruff Reception Read Getting A Ruff Reception I was driving with my toddler, and a small dog ran into the road in front of me, barking at my car. Luckily, it was a residential street that wasn't very busy, so I st...
Jul 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Outmaneuvering To be loved or feared? I'm reminded of A Bronx Tale yet again—the scene where Calogero asks Sonny whether it's better to be feared or loved. Sonny's response: That's a good question. It's nice to b...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Flat-Out Misunderstanding Read A Flat-Out Misunderstanding Me: "Here, this is our own brand. A simple hand pump." He buys it, and he asks me to walk outside with him where his bike is. I can see the flat tire. Customer: "Wh...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For The Record… Read For The Record… Manager: "Do you have all of the meetings noted like that?" Secretary: "Yes." Manager: *Laughs.* "Why, do you have a bad memory or something?" Read For The Record…
Jul 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz 15 MILLION FOR CLIMATE COLLAPSE Strategic plan my ass, more like a 15 million euro donation.
Jul 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz 15 MILLION FOR CLIMATE COLLAPSE Strategic plan my ass, more like a 15 million euro donation.
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate And Switch Read Plate And Switch At this point, my non-lawyer mind figured there had to be a violation of my rights in here somewhere, so I called an actual lawyer to confirm. My first bit of good fortune cam...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Read Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Caller: "It's at the college campus." Me: "That's fine, just need the dorm address." Caller: "It's like… the third building past the gate. Second floor, third ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Heat Is Snow Joke Read This Heat Is Snow Joke It's late June 2026. Europe is currently going through a heatwave, with temperatures around 35°C (95°C) or higher, which some of you might laugh at, but remember, we don...
Jul 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ganzkörpertopflappen Wie schützt man sich vor Verbrennungen durch eine Miniatursonne?
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Leg-Endary Joke Read A Leg-Endary Joke Coworker: "Maybe if you tell me what you're hoping to get out of the machine, I can recommend an appropriate option." Customer: "I just want a machine that makes a quick and ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Storage Wars Read Storage Wars I let my tech team brainstorm about how to destroy all the data on those hard drives. I had expected ideas about e-waste recyclers, etc. But no. EVERY idea involved using large, d...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Caller: "What is your name?!" I told him. Caller: "That's a stupid name! How'd you get such a stupid name like that?" Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com State-ing The Obvious Read State-ing The Obvious Me: "Sir, are you more comfortable communicating in another language?" Caller: "I speak a Spanish." Me: "We do have a Spanish line. If you would like, I can transfer you ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Read Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Coworker: "They just fired me." Me: "What?! Tell me you're joking!" Coworker: "Oh, it's a joke all right. They won't say it because it'll o...
Jul 13, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software I Got Scammed After what happened to me this morning, I expect the North Carolina School of Science and Math to ask for my diploma back. I got scammed. This is very embarrassing for me, as I consider myself pret...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fine Art of Missing the Point Read The Fine Art of Missing the Point I work in a high-end art supplies store. We carry many items that are high quality, hence not cheap or inexpensive at all. I'm ending my shift and saying good...
Jul 13, 2026 from Previous Magazine The Best Ways To Preserve Family Memories Life is about making memories, and you should document them however you can. With so much to look back on, you may find it difficult to keep everything organised in a meaningful way. If you need so...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Urine Trouble Now Read Urine Trouble Now To start, I am female, and my entire family, both sides, women have bladders the size of a thimble, while I either have a normal one or am blessed and have one slightly large...
