May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pickle Panic Read Pickle Panic A customer is in front of me in the line at the Golden Arches. I hear him whispering over and over to himself: Customer: "May I please have a McDouble without pickles? May I pleas...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Now That’s A Light-Weight Console Read Now That’s A Light-Weight Console Teen #1: "I want to sell my PS1. How much can I get for it?" Me: "Depends, is it in good working order?" Teen #1: "It doesn’t read disks anymore, but it does ...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sketchy Schedule Read Sketchy Schedule I called on Sunday to check if I’m scheduled. Nope nothing. I called on Thursday again, just to make sure, since I planned to go out on Friday. Still nada. Friday evening roll...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Park Or Holy Grounds Read Not Park Or Holy Grounds Me: "Hi, can I help you?" Person: "No, I'm just looking." Me: "Well, actually, this is private property over here, not the park." Person: "Oh, it's okay, I'm a local r...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Let’s Hope The Store Has A Lost And Found Read Let’s Hope The Store Has A Lost And Found Mom: "Your dad with you?" Me: "No, he went on ahead. I'm about to go catch up with him." Mom: "He just called me. He's lost. He couldn't get through t...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com DEI-nying Reality Read DEI-nying Reality Passenger: "Thank God. I was worried they were gonna be our pilots." Passenger's Son: "Why?" Passenger: "Oh, come on. It's soooo obvious they're DEI hires." Read DEI-nying Re...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fast Food, Slow Recall Read Fast Food, Slow Recall Customer: "The naked chicken chalupa." Me: "Sorry, that was a seasonal product. We stopped selling that a month ago." Customer: "I'm sorry. I just recently had a concuss...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my friends has a brother with Down syndrome. From what I understand, the brother cycles between their parents, an aunt and uncle, and both of his siblings, moving to the next place in t...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unable To Enable Read Unable To Enable I have a disability that affects my leg mobility, and at school or on big trips, I usually use a wheelchair. My arms are strong enough that I can nearly always self-propel mys...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not A Happy Meal, Part 2 Read Not A Happy Meal, Part 2 My mom is spending the night in the hospital after having her gall bladder removed. Her roommate is there for the same reason. At one point, her roommate starts vomiti...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Our house is currently under renovation and we have a few constant workers who help out. Worker #1 is a German woman who is rather rough around the edges while Worker #2 is a Hispanic, very re...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Donut Assume Read Donut Assume Customer: "Is that where you got your education?" Me: "Yep!" Customer: *Smirks.* "So is that why you're here, selling donuts?" Read Donut Assume
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the day, when we had a fairly fresh (barely a few years old) PC at home (this was also a time when most people wouldn’t have a private or company laptop to bring home, just a PC workst...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in 4th grade I had a really nasty accident on the playground. My right (dominant) arm was in a sling with several fractures, my left wrist was strained and in a brace. My glasses we...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am an American working as an English teacher in China. Most of the locals are only vaguely aware of the system of measurements used by the United States and sometimes by England and Canada. ...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Be A Glass Act Read How To Be A Glass Act I'm a lifeguard at a pool in a resort. A woman is carrying a drink in a glass in the middle of the pool. Me: "Ma'am, you can't have that drink in the pool." Guest: "It's ...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day I go to a bookshop Me: hello I’m looking for [ book] Bookseller 1 ( look at her computer) normally, there’s one left but I’m not the one who stocks the human science shelves ,I’ll look...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Customer Is Everything Read This Customer Is Everything Customer: "What happens if I go over?" Me: "The pump won't let you go over." Customer: "What happens if I don't use it all?" Me: "I give you the change." Customer: ...
May 18, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed A Rant on Owning a Modern EV This post is not about electric vehicle hesitations like range anxiety and more complicated trip planning. No, this post is just me complaining about the digital experiences that come with owning a...
May 18, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Wild Road You don't know what you have unless you can give it away. I've felt a wave of inspiration recently, and I'm watching it go away in real time. It's such a sad and beautiful thing, these ephemeral im...
