Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a college student, I got an engineering internship in a corporate office for a rapidly growing company. On my second day, I got an email inviting me to a company meeting in a room n...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com iWish It Worked Like That Read iWish It Worked Like That Customer: "So… I lost my last iPhone." Me: "Oh, that sucks. Well, we have some older models for cheaper if price is a problem." Read iWish It Worked Like That
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow Read These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow I work in a health and wellness store. A customer pulls a bag of fat burners out of her bag. Customer: "I need a refund for these." Me: "They've been o...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Conspiracy Weary, Part 10 Read Conspiracy Weary, Part 10 A woman is coming through with a full cart. She's buying a lot of Greek yoghurt. Customer: "I eat mostly this now because everything else has mind control vaccines in...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids Read Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids This is the story of a man who was so determined to avoid his duties at work that he actually became a mythological figure at the store locations where he had ...
Jul 15, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Can't Care Nobody gives a shit how many words you've written. Are they any good? Do they do their job? Quick, someone tell me a line I wrote five months ago. If anyone has put their work into an LLM over the ...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crying Over Non-Existent Milk Read Crying Over Non-Existent Milk Me: "We don't carry that brand, sorry. It's just those three." Customer: "I was here last week, and you guys had it." Me: "Sorry, I've worked here for a few years...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leafing To Conclusions Read Leafing To Conclusions I was a supervisor in a large(ish) call center that, at the time of this event, was in-person in the office. The company used to have a very strict dress code, which inc...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wi-Fib Read The Wi-Fib Caller: "Well, that is a good deal! And you provide support over the phone in case I have issues?" Me: "Of course! Our assistance call centers are open 24/7." Caller: "Well, that's ...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Runway Success Read A Runway Success Check-In Lady: "Have you been to Schiphol before?" Me: "Yes." Check-In Lady: "Can you run?" Me: "Yes?" Read A Runway Success
Jul 14, 2026 from R74n Newsletter Sandboxels v1.15: Update of the Century Highly anticipated features such as Undo/Redo, Copy/Paste, and more are now in the game!
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If Only We Were All Allergic To Racist Stereotypes Read If Only We Were All Allergic To Racist Stereotypes I'm stocking some medicines (basic stuff, cold and flu meds, allergy pills, etc.) when an older couple looking up and down the aisle spots me...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cost Of Cutting Costs Read The Cost Of Cutting Costs He was the new financial officer and had some pretty "unique" ideas about changing the finances of the company. One of the ideas he instituted was a change to our pre...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Isn’t Measuring Up Read This Isn’t Measuring Up I work in the lumber department of a large hardware store. A customer comes in, reading an order off a list. Customer: "I need a two by four by eight by eight." Me: "So...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator Meets A Big Mayo No No Read The Couponator Meets A Big Mayo No No A guy was purchasing some items. After I rang everything up, he hands me a coupon for mayonnaise. I look at him, confused because he didn't buy any. Me: "...
Jul 14, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Facts About the Full and Semi Centennial Presidents A collection of facts about the five Presidents who presided over America's full and semi-centennials: John Quincy Adams, Ulysses Grant, Calvin Coolidge, Gerald Ford, and Donald Trump.
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If Clippy Was A Person… Read If Clippy Was A Person… He tried to separate the papers, and the paperclip shot off of them and phased into the next dimension with a comical TWING! Boss: "Balls… can you please pass me anothe...
Jul 14, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Archie G. Norcross’ Maine Forest Fire Maps (1918–22) Circular maps custom-made for the fire towers that once dotted the American wilderness.
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Game Over For This Power Trip Read Game Over For This Power Trip Customer: "The box with the camera in it." The box is underneath the consoles and some other stuff. It's a pain in the a** to get down, so I ask: Me: "Do you have...
