May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a bit of a morbid story, but it has some humor in it! So when I was about 7, I had a 17-18 year old neighbor we will call John Bean. I spoke with a lisp and tend to ramble, and everyon...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Did This Person Get A Mortgage To Begin With?! Read How Did This Person Get A Mortgage To Begin With?! Customer: "So when can I get this remortgage all done and dusted?" Me: "It usually takes four to six weeks, provided we have—" Customer: "—hu...
May 13, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-05-17 The World Crazy, crazy week for local politics over here in the PH. The VP has been impeached by the HOR for the second time. While this was happening, a Senate coup occured, with the VP's allies t...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cents-less Case Read A Cents-less Case Customer: "Um, you're advertising it as a dollar. If you're charging $1.10, that's illegal!" Me: "That's the price with tax." I know it's annoying, but this woman spoke with ...
May 13, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Blogging Promises, Schedules, and Burnout On how to establish a sort of blogging/online writing rhythm or routine while avoiding what the kids call "burnout" or ruining one's enjoyment of his or her online writing endeavor.
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information Read They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information Guest: "Huh… I didn’t think bats were real, I thought they were mythological, like the Platypus." Read They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Missing Link Read The Missing Link Me: "Hi, this is [My Name], I have a 1 PM appointment with [Doctor], but I haven’t received my link." Receptionist: *Condescending.* "That’s because it was 10 AM, not 1 PM." M...
May 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Seeking Man, novelty sucks. I think I feel this way because whenever something new gets introduced in my life, I get so into it for a little while, and then once the dust settles, it just gets tossed into ...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth Read All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth Customer: "I want the [dish], but I can't have white rice because I'm gluten-free. Get me the brown rice." Read All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Small Talk, Big Fallout Read Small Talk, Big Fallout Nurse: "I ask you how you're doing every day, and you never ask me! I thought we were friends, but I guess not!" Me: "I have extremely time-sensitive tasks to get done,...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Family Plan Activated Read Family Plan Activated Guest: "Did they not pay?" Manager: "No." Guest: "I know his mother. Let me call her." Read Family Plan Activated
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 10 Read Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 10 Coworker: "Hey, [Boss], [Famous Singer] is my favorite, and she's got a concert in town in six months. I'm booking that night off." Boss: "Hmm, well that'...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 21 Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 21 Customer: "Before we start, I need you to understand that I have a severe gluten allergy. Not a preference. Not a diet. If there’s any gluten in my foo...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Root Cause Analysis Read Root Cause Analysis Today I went to the endodontist to get a root canal. As he was about to give me a numbing shot, he found out that the "internet was down". Dentist: "I can't do anything unt...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Private Practice, Public Broadcast Read Private Practice, Public Broadcast Me: "Hello, sir, this is [My Name] from the front desk. Your neighboring room has called to say that your conversation is too loud and you need to talk more ...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Such Thing As Two Much Pizza Read No Such Thing As Two Much Pizza Caller: "This is ridiculous! I ordered three pizzas from you, and all of them are wrong!" I double-check the caller ID, as I am confused. Me: "Your order hasn't...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com QR You Kidding? Read QR You Kidding? Me: "We're ready to order, but—" Waitress: "—You do it on the app." Me: "—but… we need to make some allergy accommodations." Waitress: "You do it on the app." Read QR You Kidding?
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Recipe For Confusion Read A Recipe For Confusion New Hire: "Hey, [My Name], can you help me? I have an old lady who is looking for Iteb vinegar." Me: "Iteb? Is that a brand?" New Hire: "I don't know! I can't find it." ...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Heavenly Holdings Read Heavenly Holdings Dad: "What would you do if you had more money than anyone else in the world?" Me: "How much is that?" Dad: "So much that it doesn't matter. More money than anyone else!" Me: ...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ale-ergic Reaction Read Ale-ergic Reaction Friend: "I think I'm allergic to alcohol!" Me: "What makes you say that?" Friend: "When I went home after the pub yesterday, I threw up!" Read Ale-ergic Reaction
