Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish Read This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish Me: "Would you like cod or walleye?" Customer: "What’s the difference?" Me: "They're both prepared the same way. The only difference is the fish." C...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Milk It For All It’s Worth Read Milk It For All It’s Worth Customer: "Excuse me, where's the condescending milk?" Me: "…Do you mean condensed milk?" The customer blinks a few times. Customer: "Yes. That. Also, do you sell sh...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sweet Taste Of Defeat Read The Sweet Taste Of Defeat Worker: "Do you want anything written on it?" Guy: "No, just the cake is fine. Lost a bet with my girlfriend." For whatever reason, my workers have come to the conclu...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving Thru That Story Read Driving Thru That Story Customer: "I've just been through your drive-thru, and you didn't give me my nuggets! I want the rest of my order!" Me: "You went through our drive-thru?" Customer: "Ye...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Have You Tried Laughing Over Spilled Milk? Read Have You Tried Laughing Over Spilled Milk? I come to the kitchen to see an open four-litre milk bottle on the floor, milk on the floor, my sister sobbing whilst trying in vain to reach said bo...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Adoption Is Complete Read The Adoption Is Complete I lay down to get some shut-eye in our living room, as I didn't have a good sleep last night. I woke up to one of my housemates giggling, standing near me. Still grogg...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ace Of Misunderstanding Read The Ace Of Misunderstanding Me: "Do you have a store card?" Customer: "Yes." He hands me a card for a different store. Read The Ace Of Misunderstanding
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m working as a delivery person, and have a sack of big heavy packages to deliver to a business. A very nice man is entering at the same time and sees me struggling up the stairs with the bag...
Jul 08, 2026 from The Public Domain Review “Worthless Idiot, Donkey Head”: Parodies of Pedantry on the Renaissance Stage Pompous know-it-alls were once a mainstay of mockery on the Italian stage. Arnoud Visser investigates this stock character of the pedant and his association with individual superiority, social dist...
Jul 08, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Peruvianizing Peru: Covers from Amauta Magazine (1926–30) Cover designs for José Carlos Mariátegui’s radical Lima-based magazine.
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow Read Time Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow Customer: "How long is the wait?" Me: "About twenty minutes." Customer: "I was told ten." Me: "It's twenty today, I'm afraid." Read Time Is A Bitter Pill To Sw...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have a regular customer who nearly always orders the same thing, so everyone knows who she is. One day I am on the till when she comes to order around 1pm. Regular: I’ll have [Usual Drink],...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Unreasonable boss: “We need you to come in to work.” Me: “No.” Unreasonable boss: “Why not?” Me: “It’s my day off.” Unreasonable boss: “Yes, but we need you here. What are you doing that’s mor...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Big Spicy Mayo No No, Part 2 Read A Big Spicy Mayo No No, Part 2 Me: "Cool, so this is our baked page, the baked salmon is—" Customer: "—NOT SPICY! THEY’RE ALLERGIC TO SPICE!" Me: "Yeah, no, we can make it without—" Customer: ...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Several years ago, the apartment complex i lived in was getting the halfway carpets redone. I don’t know where the complex owners found those carpet people, but I’m not sure they’d worked in a...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Many Bald Eagles Per Freedom Credit? Read How Many Bald Eagles Per Freedom Credit? Some guy starts to use our street-side ATM, but quickly looks annoyed and storms inside. He interrupts me as I'm helping a customer. Guy: "That thing o...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am in a clothing store with my mom. My mom is trying clothes on in the dressing room and I’m waiting with the cart. A man approached me. Man: “Where are the coats?” Me: A little confused bec...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A few months ago when I went to pick up a prescription at my pharmacy the pharmacy tech complimented me on my eyelashes and asked if I did anything special with them to make them look so long?...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Sense Of Nothing Read Making Sense Of Nothing Waiter: "Customer wants to complain." Manager: "About what?" Waiter: "She doesn't like how people can come in through the restaurant door." We all share a look. Waiter:...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Exactly A Prints Charming Read Not Exactly A Prints Charming Customer: "I want [decent-sized print job]. I'll need it done immediately." Me: "No can do, I'm afraid. We close in ten minutes, and I have several other jobs I n...
