May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working in a movie theater in high school when Saving Private Ryan came out. It was a massive hit and we sold out theaters for several weekends in a row. There was a certain category of ...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am in the process of recognising my degree in Brazil. One day I get an email saying I need to pay yet another fee to get this done. The problem is there is no invoice, I need to create my ow...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Uno Reverse Carding Is A Sovereign Move Read Uno Reverse Carding Is A Sovereign Move Customer: "You can't force me." Me: "I'm not trying to force you. I'm simply telling you your options. Mask or leave." Customer: "I am a sovereign citiz...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was training to become an EMT, I had to work a certain number of clinical shifts in hospital emergency rooms and worked a night shift at a hospital in Pensacola. It was MUCH busier than...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Press X To Bonk Read Press X To Bonk Customer: "I want to buy some sticks for Rock Band." I grabbed them for him. They come in clear plastic packaging, so you can see them. Customer: "Are these ones compatible wit...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My fiancee and I are lying in bed cuddling before sleep. My head is on her upper arm. Suddenly, she raises both arms, lifting my head out of whack.) Me: “WHOY!” Her: “Sorry, I needed both han...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a feeling that you all would appreciate my story about my first semi-serious relationship. I went to college multiple states away from my house. Between my junior and senior years, I wa...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk Read Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk Customer: "I need to return this milk." Me: "That's [Competitor's Brand] milk. This is [My Store]." Customer: "But I need to return it." Read Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk
May 11, 2026 from The Autodidacts The bid-ask spread on used physical goods For most of my life I fundamentally misunderstood buy & sell prices
May 11, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌱 an LLM models our worst behavior “Focus on the work, not your attachment to it.”
May 11, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tired Man, I really hate it when I keep making assumptions. That old saying really does end up coming true. I find that I get in my own head about every little thing most times, and the result ends up no...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wrong Vision Statement Read The Wrong Vision Statement Customer: "I was wearing the glasses all of yesterday and all last night! But when I take them off, my eyesight goes all blurry again!" Read The Wrong Vision Statement
May 10, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Over On Fake Geek Boy: Boldly Going Where No Gamebooks Have Gone Before! I’ve just put out a review of various Star Trek: Lower Decks spin-off publications over on my books-movies-and-TV blog, one of which may have crossover appeal to regular readers here – that’s Warp ...
May 10, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Cerritos Spinoffs and Lower Decks Delights Lower Decks has gone the way of all Alex Kurtzman Star Trek shows – getting cancelled before it can undertake the sort of epic hundreds-of-episodes run that Star Trek shows enjoyed back in the 1990...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OK, EU Read OK, EU Me: "What about the movie didn't make any sense?" Customer: "All of it! They were speaking, but none of what they said sounded like words!" Me: "You know this movie is Swedish, right?" ...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clock Blocked Read Clock Blocked Office Manager: *To the colleague.* "You can't leave before 5 PM." Colleague: "Okay, let me go and talk to our CFO and see about overtime rates. I work from 8 AM until 4 PM. I ma...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hard Pass On The Pass Code Read Hard Pass On The Pass Code Me: "Now you need to enter your phone number. It'll send you a six-digit confirmation code that you need to type in on the next screen." Caller: "This is where I had...
May 10, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria All roads lead to rome. Mine lead to rot. On Saturday, I am spiralling down the depression-anxiety-low-self-esteem trifecta again, with bouts of anger throwing my body around like it owes me something. I am not eating, not really, but then...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Want Dirt Cheap Dirt Read They Want Dirt Cheap Dirt Customer: "And I will also be needing some dirt to fill the hole this thing's going into." Me: "Certainly, madam. We have a large bag of topsoil for £2.99." Customer:...
May 10, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual 2026: So schnell vergessen Ein Drittel von 2026 ist schon um, und wir haben schon wieder so viel von dem Murks vergessen (oder zumindest schenken wir ihm keine Aufmerksamkeit mehr), den Trump und sein Regime dieses Jahr scho...
