May 10, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria All roads lead to rome. Mine lead to rot. On Saturday, I am spiralling down the depression-anxiety-low-self-esteem trifecta again, with bouts of anger throwing my body around like it owes me something. I am not eating, not really, but then...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Want Dirt Cheap Dirt Read They Want Dirt Cheap Dirt Customer: "And I will also be needing some dirt to fill the hole this thing's going into." Me: "Certainly, madam. We have a large bag of topsoil for £2.99." Customer:...
May 10, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual 2026: So schnell vergessen Ein Drittel von 2026 ist schon um, und wir haben schon wieder so viel von dem Murks vergessen (oder zumindest schenken wir ihm keine Aufmerksamkeit mehr), den Trump und sein Regime dieses Jahr scho...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Scam Ended Up Being Point-less Read Their Scam Ended Up Being Point-less Corporate Office: "Hello, yes, I'm calling about our mutual guest [Guest's Name]." Me: "Yes, they just checked out this morning, a few hours ago. What can ...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 10 Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 10 Brother: "So if the eclipse happens at six PM in America, what time will it happen here?" Me: "Uh… what?" Brother: "What time is the eclipse for us?" Me: "W...
May 10, 2026 from Chuniversiteit The Eurovision Song Contest and the European Union The Eurovision Song Contest is technically not related to the European Union, but it does affect how the EU is perceived abroad.
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Saltea Experience Read A Saltea Experience A group of us (all friends) are visiting another friend in his new house. It's his first time living on his own and hosting, so he's very excited. He serves us all tea, and...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Melting Hearts, Not Ice Creams Read Melting Hearts, Not Ice Creams Customer: *Smiles brightly at me.* "No, dear, I'm actually here simply to drop off a rose for every woman on staff today for Mother's Day." Me: *Immediately atte...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m pregnant with my first child, we told a few friends and family straight off but decided to wait a bit with others. We have the first scan and that is the moment we spread the news to every...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When One Door Closes… Read When One Door Closes… Principal: "The phone system is no longer fit for purpose. The costs of every current fix alone are enough to consider replacing it." Board Member: "There's no budget in ...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m getting a cart at my local grocery store. A lady comes out and says Lady: Anybody need a cart, anybody…Bueler?…Bueller?…Bueller? I didn’t really hear her, but another lady that came in tho...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This story occurs in the UK, where very recently a General Election took place and saw the Conservatives (though being a lower class peasant myself I would use a more appropriate c-word) vote...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I met my best friend when was still married to someone in our social circle. They divorced when he learned that their two children were not his and in fact had two different fathers. My husban...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My store just had a sale on a specific brand of mulch for a weekend only. This mulch is $12 a bag plus tax but this weekend it was $6 plus tax. It’s Monday morning and the sale is over. A man ...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad was born in 1946 and didn’t have kids until he was in his 40’s, so I, an elder millennial, grew up learning a lot of old jokes, references, TV shows, music, and so on. People have alway...
May 10, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-05-10 The World Iran crisis still up in the air and gas prices still high and everything still expensive. (Thanks DJT!) Computer component prices still insane. (Thanks GenAI hype!) In the PH things are h...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’re Not Supposed To Put The Fly In Your Own Ointment Read You’re Not Supposed To Put The Fly In Your Own Ointment I work in a sandwich store that has a couple of tables. My coworker and I see a customer eating a sandwich with his son. He finishes the...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years Read The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years Customer: "I need to return this." The mower was so old that most of the body and handles were covered in rust and dirt. Me: "Sir, I don't think thi...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Different Breeds Of Humor Read Different Breeds Of Humor I have just started the training for my current job. For reasons I can't remember, our teacher chose to inform us that he and his wife had chosen not to procreate by ...
