May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We moved to North Carolina a few years ago and bought a home in an area with birch trees. Things were fine during the summer, but as fall crept in, our two-year-old German Shepherd discovered ...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Bank To Rule Them All, And In The Darkness Deny Them Read One Bank To Rule Them All, And In The Darkness Deny Them A customer comes in with a deposit slip. Me: *Politely.* "Sir, this deposit slip is for a different bank." Customer: "Deposit it anyway...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 27 Read Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 27 Me: "Have you been involved in any accident, regardless of fault, in the past five years?" Customer: "No." I run the report, and almost make a n...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s One Big Bone To Pick With You Read That’s One Big Bone To Pick With You I'm a butcher at a meat and seafood market. A customer looks at our display and then almost starts foaming at the mouth. Customer: "How dare you!" Me: "Uh,...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saying Sayonara To Sense Read Saying Sayonara To Sense One of my coworkers is Japanese, and while she speaks English pretty fluently, there are a couple of uncommon words that trip her up. I recently overheard this exchang...
May 09, 2026 from Noahie's Blog 超越 Expression на завтра You know, a guy like me is prone to rumination, obviously. But over the last 24 hours or so, there hasn't been way too much of that, so I don't have a super awesome thing I want to write about off ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Not How We Roll Read This Is Not How We Roll Back in the day, when I worked at a bank drive-thru, customers could make deposits in the tube that got sucked up by air (pneumatic tubes). You can't put heavy things i...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not A Very Energizing Manager Read Not A Very Energizing Manager I'm training another team member in some of the more intense tasks I do on a day-to-day basis. She's... not the easiest person to get along with, at least not whe...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failed The Vibe Check Read Failed The Vibe Check Client: "And then we want a button at the bottom to generate a report, but the report is custom to whoever presses it so that—" Me: "[Client], this all sounds doable, but...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Disturbing Amount Of Disturbing Read A Disturbing Amount Of Disturbing Coworker: "Hi, do you know your phone is on Do Not Disturb?" Me: "Yes." Coworker: "And that your Teams status is also set to Do Not Disturb?" Me: "Yes." Read ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When ‘Fake It Til You Make It’ Is Very Bad Advice Read When ‘Fake It Til You Make It’ Is Very Bad Advice Me: "I'm sorry, sir, I can't accept these tickets." Customer: "What are you talking about?! These are tickets for tonight's show!" Me: "Sir, t...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving The Costs Up Read Driving The Costs Up But after a few years, the company became really, REALLY concerned with its profit and seemed to no longer care about the employees. So, one day, they decided that employe...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dude, Where’s My Car? Read Dude, Where’s My Car? Caller: "Your maps are out of date!" Me: "We use Google Maps, so all our data is sourced from them. Can you explain what about it is out of date?" Read Dude, Where’s My Car?
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failed To Get The Rain Check Read Failed To Get The Rain Check A woman is buying a vape thingy from me, but she doesn't look up from her phone once during the transaction. She just holds out her current vape and says: Customer...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Remember: HR Won’t Do Anything Unless Forced To Read Remember: HR Won’t Do Anything Unless Forced To Recruitment Manager: "Just a heads up, but I might just murder your boss." Coworker: "What did [Boss] do now?" Recruitment Manager: "We just spe...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode Read Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode I sometimes subconsciously hold my breath for no reason. Wife: "You're forgetting to breathe again..." Me: *Pretending to pout.* "I don't want to." Read No...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Guess Once, Measure Never Read Guess Once, Measure Never Customer: "I'm looking to remodel everything! Kitchen, bathroom, windows, all of it!" Me: "Do you have your measurements?" Customer: "I have a picture." Picture… sing...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Church Of Pesci: An Offshoot Of Italian Pastafarianism Read The Church Of Pesci: An Offshoot Of Italian Pastafarianism Me: "So, did everything go well? Are you doing all right?" Mom: "Yes, I'm fine. No thanks to YOU." Me: "Huh? What's that supposed to ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those People Need To Be Sectioned Read Those People Need To Be Sectioned Woman: "These aren't your seats. You can't just arrive now and sit there." Me: "Oh gosh, I thought I'd checked properly. Let me look again." Woman: "Another c...
May 08, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 19/2026 My first, full-fledged in-class course at APU ended this week. The final round of assessments is yet to be done. I am in the process of it. Most students have done well. I have done physical worksh...
