May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take A Chill Spill Read Take A Chill Spill Customer: "I'd like a large strawberry milkshake, please." Me: "Sure, that-s—" Customer: "—But in a medium cup." Read Take A Chill Spill
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a fast food restaurant. An older man has been flirting with me throughout his large order. Man: “Can I see your nails?” I hold out my hand. He takes it and eyes my short nails and ch...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Load Of Work Read That’s A Load Of Work Me: "Uh, [Teacher]. What are you doing?" Teacher: *Sighing.* "[Student] swallowed his mom’s wedding ring. She asked if we’d sift through his bowel movements if he had any...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Dentist Is The Root Of The Problem Read When The Dentist Is The Root Of The Problem Then the dentist came in. Not my regular dentist, but a new guy. He told me he had just bought the practice. After looking in my mouth, he told me I...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [At the time this happened, I was 28 and happily married to my 27-year-old wife. We’re still happily married and in our mid-forties. I was working the register when an elderly woman, at least ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story was funny only because no one in it was offended, and the racism term used was so old, the word has mostly lost its meaning. A decade ago I was married to someone who was listening ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa… Read We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa… One Tuesday, while I’m working around 11 AM, these three women come in. They get seated in my section, and as soon as I walk up to their tabl...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the late ’90s and early oughts I worked at Renaissance Festival selling pewter. We had glasses, goblets, figurines and letter openers; one letter opener in particular had a wavy pewter...
May 08, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] May 7th - The Fog Has My House Keys The Fog Has My House KeysThe fog comes inlike it has been here before.Not dramatically.No doorbell.No throat-clearing at the gate.No screaming.No door-slamming.Just a soft trespassover the balcony ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author of this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-drivers-no-dinosaur/214666/ My knowledge of dinosaurs is still helping in my job as a bus driver. The past few weeks, I’ve been dri...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale Read To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale I work at a high-turnaround fast food place, and someone stopped me in the middle of the rush to say: Customer: "Hey, can you please...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a bearded dragon as a pet, whom we shall dub His Majesty for his pompous attitude. I’ve had people dismiss pet reptiles as being unable to communicate. Well, I would like to inform the ...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Scanner Bark-ly Read A Scanner Bark-ly We get in line. There is one person at the register and another couple ahead of us, with a very happy German Shepherd. We wait. The line does not move. We wait some more. The...
May 08, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed Minimizing and Finding Satisfaction with Less We're in the process of moving and it's eye-opening just how much stuff we've accumulated over the span of just two and a half years. During that time, my in-laws from Viet Nam stayed with us for s...
May 08, 2026 from Roy Tang MTG: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles New set has already been out for like a few weeks, so this is my set recap for the previous set Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set! Flavor I have decent familiarity with the source material, possibly...
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy! Read Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy! Customer: "I ordered before my friend! Why did she get her food before me?" Me: "Your ticket is 89, and she's 86, so she ordered first." Customer: "I know...
May 08, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Blogging and the Niche Question Considering whether a blog or writing website should be niche or generalist leads to reflections on related issues about "true blogging."
May 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Alarmingly Real Read Alarmingly Real Automated System: "Security has concluded their investigation and—" There was a clicking noise, and the announcement stopped: Someone In Security: "THIS B**** ON FIRE, GET THE ...
May 08, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tapped In Can someone explain TikTok algo-crafting to me? Seriously, I think it might just be an insanely massive cope for screen addiction, but at the same time it's such an easy way to stay Tapped In—so I ...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Medically Approved Molecules Read Medically Approved Molecules Me: "Let me go check the back. If I can't find any back there, shall I substitute it for another brand?" Customer: "I don’t drink anything but Evian because other ...
