May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Have Faith In That Being A Very Bad Idea Read We Have Faith In That Being A Very Bad Idea As a park ranger, I see a tourist enjoy a small geyser do its thing. He then walks past the sign and a small rope to place his face directly OVER th...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paperwork Not Working Read Paperwork Not Working Customer: "I didn't know that if I made an appointment, I had to come!" Read Paperwork Not Working
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com She Gave You A ‘Game Over’, Not A ‘Restart Level’ Read She Gave You A ‘Game Over’, Not A ‘Restart Level’ Employee: "Have you seen the new Nintendo DS XL's?" The Nintendo DS XL has just come out. Employee: "They're the best handhelds, and more suit...
May 06, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Talented Idiot You know, David Goggins is pretty cool, all things considered. I remember in the Motivation Bro clip-sphere, there was a turn of phrase circling around that I think was coined by him and that a lot...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quake It Or Leave It Read Quake It Or Leave It Me: "Sir, I am going to have to call you back. We've just experienced an earthquake, and we need to evacuate the building. I am sure you can hear the alarms in the backgro...
May 05, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Belleville (NJ) Fire Seen From Red Hook (Brooklyn) Seeing the smoke from the May 3, 2026 fire in Belleville, New Jersey, from across the river in Red Hook, Brooklyn.
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mind Over Monitor Read Mind Over Monitor User: "Can you make it easier to get the mouse arrow thingy to the other screens?" Me: "We can adjust the Windows settings to accelerate your mouse movement." User: "No! I do...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Servers Weren’t The Only Ones Serving Read The Servers Weren’t The Only Ones Serving My coworker is a guy with hair that ends just above shoulder length. He's serving the table of older ladies when one of them complains loudly: Custome...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Corners Of The Corner Store Seem Sharper Than Usual Read The Corners Of The Corner Store Seem Sharper Than Usual I walk into a corner shop just in time to hear a manager shouting at the young guy working behind the counter: Read The Corners Of The C...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Not A Fire Sale Read This Is Not A Fire Sale Stranger: "Move it, a**hole." Employee #1: "Dude, what the h*** is wrong with you?" Stranger: "I'm trying to shop here!" Employee #1: "Does the fire truck with lights o...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Air Of Authority Read Air Of Authority Younger Flight Attendant: "Are you ready to go back to the cockpit?" Me: "I don't think that would be a good idea." She looked confused and said: Younger Flight Attendant: "Yo...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Toying With Trouble Read Toying With Trouble Customer: "I'm just going to leave my son here in the toy section while I shop." Manager: *Looking at me, shouting loudly.* "[My Name]! Take this kid back to the office and...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literally Throwing Money Down The Drain Read Literally Throwing Money Down The Drain A coworker and I are working night audit at our hotel. A guest comes rushing over to us, looking stressed. Guest: "You need to call the plumber!" It's 2...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking A Stand Against User Errors Read Taking A Stand Against User Errors User: "I can't log in when I stand up." I think that it's one of THOSE calls again, and goes through the usual: Is the power on? What do you see on the termi...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Net Worth Read No Net Worth Caller: *Straight to screaming.* "Your app isn't working! I need it to be working right now!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that, sir. Let's troubleshoot the—" Caller: "—I don't have tim...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Crumbs Of A Plan Read The Crumbs Of A Plan Youngest Brother: "But muuuum, I want biscuits." Mum: "No, they're not on the list." Youngest Brother: "But I want the chocolate ones." Mum: "We can't afford them." Read T...
May 05, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Access your Docker Compose services via easy-to-remember names Did you know you can make your Docker web app containers available via simple names instead of hard-to-remember port numbers?
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doug Days Read Doug Days There was a lady, a bit older than me, who had a beautiful greyhound that seemed to have split personality issues. Some weeks, the dog acted like the grass was going to kill him, wou...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Free Rides Read No Free Rides Me: "So, how may I assist you today?" Caller: "Are you giving away free cars?" Really giving her the benefit of the doubt here: Me: "Do you mean zero upfront payment?" Read No Fr...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When my grandmother graduated from high school, her parents gifted her a river cruise trip through Europe. This was pretty much a dream trip for a young American woman, especially since they’d...
