May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read TW: Animal Death I collect dolls as a hobby, and I tend to buy the rarer/more expensive ones online, since they aren’t always available in stores. I had saved up my Christmas money to buy a do...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My MIL has a habit of being rude and banking on people being too polite to call her out in order to get what she wants. If you do call her out, she’s suddenly the victim. She asked what we wer...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beer-have Or Beer-gone! Read Beer-have Or Beer-gone! Me: "I'm sorry, sir. I cannot sell beer and wine at the front desk after 12 AM." Guest: "Well… what if you unlock it and just like, go to the bathroom for a few minutes...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (At the time of this story, I’m a college student helping out with the youth group at my church. The service has just ended. We are forecast to get some thunderstorms throughout the day, but n...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Kid You Not Read I Kid You Not Caller: "I want two large pizzas. When will they be ready?" Me: "Uhhhm, we don't serve pizza?" Caller: "What do you mean you don't serve pizza?! Why?!" Read I Kid You Not
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Reading this story: https://notalwaysright.com/living-in-fear-of-the-pulled-on-ear/356726/ has inspired me to share our family legend. This story actually involves me, though for reasons that ...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Years ago, when my daughter was still a toddler, a fellow young mother moved in next door. We would often chat over the fence. One day, we were out in our front gardens tidying things up, wate...
May 05, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] May 4th - Bloom: Filed Under Pending Bloom: Filed Under PendingTuesday arrived late,wearing Monday’s floral badge.I opened the promptlike unpaid mail.Inside: bloom.Garden bloom? No.Obedient marigold? No.More like funguson old grief:te...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bundle Of… Feelings Read Bundle Of… Feelings Customer: "Hey, stranger!" Me: "Hi! Do I know you?" Customer: "We used to work together at [Grocery Store]." Me: "Oh, I kind of recognize you now." Read Bundle Of… Feelings
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Outlaw Outrage Read Outlaw Outrage Me: "Is there a fault with the game? Because I can only replace it with a copy of the same game. I can't give you a refund." Customer: "Yeah, it's broken." Me: "What's the fault...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Palpatine Goes Shopping Read Palpatine Goes Shopping Customer: "Do you sell unlimited batteries?" Me: "You mean like, rechargeable?" Customer: "No, unlimited. Like… provides unlimited power?" Read Palpatine Goes Shopping
May 05, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection The Fifty-Year Mayday: This Is Free Trader Beowulf Shannon Appelcline has cultivated a bit of a career as an RPG historian, producing material which is less academic than Jon Peterson’s Playing At the World, The Elusive Shift, or Game Wizards whils...
May 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Char Wars Read Char Wars Customer: "Can I get my pizza remade?" Me: "What issue do you have with it?" Customer: "I know it's supposed to be thin and crispy, but it's been burnt to a crisp." Read Char Wars
May 05, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Cryptological Collapse Okay, I've gotta talk about the damn Bitcoin thing. I was out at dinner with a friend last night and he was expressing curiosity toward it. Some guy at work was raving about it and how it's the fut...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com May The Floors Be With You Read May The Floors Be With You Me: "This is the Roomba your parents are buying." Kid: "What does it do?" Me: "It's like a little robot that moves around the floor and vacuums up dust and dirt." Ki...
May 04, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Inflatable Mother’s Day Flowers in Brooklyn Celebrating the 2026 edition of Mother's Day with a photograph of a Brooklyn Mother's Day decoration I took back in 2025.
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Any Posts Available For An Ex-Stormtrooper? Read Any Posts Available For An Ex-Stormtrooper? Coworker #1: "This must have been how everyone felt at the end of Jedi, when they were all celebrating no more Empire." Coworker #2: "Yeah, but that...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Empire Strikes Out Read The Empire Strikes Out We're overseeing his target, and the lack of accuracy is apparent. Officer: "Okay, be brutally honest. How bad am I?" Read The Empire Strikes Out
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Returns… Of The Jedi Read Returns… Of The Jedi A customer is making a return ahead of me, holding a box for what looks like a pretty expensive replica lightsaber. Customer: "I need to return this. It's… not sold as adv...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Burning Questions Read Burning Questions After telling us that he'd never seen a single Star Wars movie, a coworker was immediately brought up to speed by being loaned the (at the time) newly released DVD set of the...
