May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Returns… Of The Jedi Read Returns… Of The Jedi A customer is making a return ahead of me, holding a box for what looks like a pretty expensive replica lightsaber. Customer: "I need to return this. It's… not sold as adv...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Burning Questions Read Burning Questions After telling us that he'd never seen a single Star Wars movie, a coworker was immediately brought up to speed by being loaned the (at the time) newly released DVD set of the...
May 04, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Kontinuierlich Schrittweise Ich habe eine interessante optische Täuschung gefunden.
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Judge Me By My Molars, Do You? Read Judge Me By My Molars, Do You? Diner #1: *Whispering.* "Ask him!" Diner #2: *Whispering.* "You ask him!" Me: "Ask me what?" Diner #1: "We were… uh… having a debate." Diner #3: "Does Yoda have ...
May 04, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Digital Independence Day im Mai 2026 Diesen Monat habe ich wieder nichts für den DID. Dafür haben Grüne, Linke und SPD endlich Χwitter verlassen.
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Must Have Grown Up In The Outer Rim Read Must Have Grown Up In The Outer Rim Coworker #3: *Casually.* "Wait, what’s Empire Strikes Back?" Silence. Three heads turn. Coworker #1: "…You’ve… never seen Star Wars?" Coworker #3: "Nope." R...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Irony Strikes Back Read The Irony Strikes Back Me: "Oh, hi [Ex-Coworker], what are you doing here?" Ex-Coworker: "Oh, just shopping for some things." Me: "No, I mean, what are you doing here, now? We closed ten minut...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Force Is Not Contactless Read The Force Is Not Contactless I see a customer at the self-checkout trying to pay. He's waving his credit card in front of the reader, not tapping it. Me: "Sir, you need to tap your card on the...
May 04, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0432 • April 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Books Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis The Abolition of Man by C.S. Lewis The Four Loves by C.S. Lewis The Problem ...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Age Of Resistance Read The Age Of Resistance Me: *Heading over to the boys, waving my arms.* "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! STOP! STOP!" The boys look at me, a bit miffed, and I call over several of the lumber workers, all of w...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thanks For Shopping At Empire Surplus Read Thanks For Shopping At Empire Surplus Customer: "I'm helping my dad declutter, and I found all this old military stuff in a box in his garage. I was wondering if you could help me identify som...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Youngling Has Spoken Read The Youngling Has Spoken Grandma: "I have something very important to ask you, and I hope you feel you can tell me." Granddaughter: "Okay, Grandma." Read The Youngling Has Spoken
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Verbal Duel Of The Fates Read A Verbal Duel Of The Fates A friend and I are waiting for a midnight showing of a Star Wars movie. We're telling jokes to pass the time. Friend: "If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short fo...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OSHA Compliance Doesn’t Gel With The Empire’s Evil Aesthetic Read OSHA Compliance Doesn’t Gel With The Empire’s Evil Aesthetic It's May the Fourth, so we've started a Star Wars marathon on the display TVs, starting with Episode One. A customer is watching th...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m sitting at home in my apartment one day, at almost noon, when I hear a large quantity of heavy footsteps outside my door. Considering this is the quiet hours, I find myself slightly concer...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Be At Class Tomorrow, Fully Armed And Operational Read Be At Class Tomorrow, Fully Armed And Operational My friend and I are at a movie theater at the midnight opening night release of 'The Force Awakens', so the atmosphere is buzzing. We're buyin...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Probability Of Successfully Navigating A Star Wars Marathon Is Approximately 3,720 To 1 Read The Probability Of Successfully Navigating A Star Wars Marathon Is Approximately 3,720 To 1 Dentist: "Why is it taking so long to get everything done today? It feels like it's taking patients ...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have two daughters in middle school, one in sixth grade (ages 11-12) and one in eighth grade (ages 13-14). A bit before the school year started, the new principal sent families the updated h...
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Order 66 Read Order 66 Employee: "What's your code?" Me: "It's [code]." Employee: "Sounds like a Star Wars droid. Go ahead and pull around to the first window." Read Order 66
May 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This took place in the then “most senior” city in Italy, where the old ladies have a reputation for being independent and tough as nails. Two passengers on adjacent seats on a bus struck a con...
