May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Booked For Overtime Read Booked For Overtime Boss: "You need to stay late." Me: "Why?" Boss: "Because that's just how things are done around here." Mind you, there was literally nothing left for me to do. Read Booked ...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 7 Read This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 7 Customer: "Hey! My chicken nugget box only has six nuggets!" Me: "You ordered the six-piece chicken nugget box, ma'am?" Customer: "Yeah, and I alw...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Inflamed Values Read Inflamed Values Coworker: "I just wanted to confirm the list of contents in your home and contents insurance claim? It's just that the TV you listed as lost in the fire is a model that's 152 i...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Word Got Around Read Word Got Around We had a customer come in with a computer that had issues. The man was deaf, and I didn't have a clue as to how to sign. He pulled out a notebook and a pencil, but that's not a...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Re-Volting Wait Read Re-Volting Wait A Tesla pulls up, and the driver, a tired-looking guy, gets out first and starts charging. His wife/partner gets out a few seconds later, looking even more tired, carrying a s...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Menu-mental Breakdown Read A Menu-mental Breakdown My dad was one of those people who, sadly, always gave s*** to wait staff. It always started off with tired-a** jokes: Dad: "Hi, my name is [Dad's Name], and I'll be yo...
May 01, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria 1st May 2026, after the village folds itself away 1st May, 2026. 08:10 PM.Maureen has posted the final housekeeping note. Which means it is official now. April has been packed into boxes, the prompts have been swept from the floor, the links are s...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The House Burnt Down, But The Burns Keep Coming Read The House Burnt Down, But The Burns Keep Coming My father-in-law was staying with us because his house burned down, and the rest of my husband's family ghosted him (for reasons that will soon ...
May 01, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 18/2026 It’s been a busy week, both at work and at home. I think the heat also made the week much more tiring, but thankfully, it rained a bit yesterday. Hopefully we will get more rains. I spent a bit of ...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Heavy Duty Walkies Read Heavy Duty Walkies Me: "Mariusz likes evening walks, and he likes dogs, so he likes taking Strudel for a walk around the estate. Open the door and introduce yourself." My flatmate opens the do...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 17 Read Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 17 Customer: "I don't see the option for cash." I point to the two signs. Me: "This machine doesn't take cash." Customer: "No one is going t...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A little over two years ago during a video chat with my Millennial friends (I’m Gen X) I was talking about how much I have in common with friends who are officially diagnosed with Autism but I...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cat Scan Complete Read Cat Scan Complete Medical Alert Cat: *Comes barreling over, meowing up a storm.* Me: *To wife in the other room.* "Are you feeling okay?" Wife: "Yeah, I feel fine, just a little tired." Medica...
May 01, 2026 from The Jaxson Sights and Scenes: Pearl Square Construction Construction sights and scenes from a recent April 2026 walk through downtown Jacksonville's rapidly rising Pearl Square District. - About Pearl Square The Pearl Square District two million square ...
May 01, 2026 from The Jaxson Sights and Scenes: Pearl Square Construction Construction sights and scenes from a recent April 2026 walk through downtown Jacksonville's rapidly rising Pearl Square District. -
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to frequent a coffee shop. I’d stop by first thing in the morning, spend a couple of hours writing, get a free refill and head to work. I don’t care what their system is and am happy to...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Verificaaaaaation Read Verificaaaaaation I work in an auto insurance call center. A caller comes on the line, and I do my greeting and ask for their name. Immediately, this old dude just goes: Caller: "UGH! You alre...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened recently in our office. I work as an office worker in the international transport business. Because we are an international company, all our online information, both our internal...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read NB: I’m a woman of legal age, but I look younger. One day, while shopping with my parents, they sent me to get scratch tickets from the newsagent’s while they were at the checkout. I go The ne...
May 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Little Contains Half So You Can Have Twice As Much Read The Little Contains Half So You Can Have Twice As Much Customer: "I'm here to get a treat for my son, who is on a low red meat diet. Which would have less meat, a regular-sized cheeseburger, o...
