Apr 30, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Trying Out OpenCode To Avoid Claude Code Lock-in FOSS tools are empowering and increasingly valuable in a world where model providers can degrade your experience. So I'm rerunning an experiment with OpenCode and Kimi K2.6.
Apr 30, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria 30th April 2026, after the rain, when the April ends 30th April 2026. 8:30 PM.It is a different kind of pain. The whole day I was so busy with work, I forgot today was the last day of April. In the few minutes I got between tasks, I scrolled past the...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thirty’s A Crowd Read Thirty’s A Crowd Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12." The customer, probably about twelve or thirteen years old, gives me a dime, a nickel… and a $30 bill. Me: "Uh…" R...
Apr 30, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 30] - Archivists of Lost Girls or, The People Who Remove Childhoods NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 30] Day ThirtyWell, it’s happened again. We’ve come to the last day of another National/Global Poetry Writing Month. We’ll be back tomorrow with a final featured participant a...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tie Hard Read Tie Hard My Mom's dad had passed away a couple of days previously. The night before the funeral, a dark and stormy night, the funeral home called at 9 PM to tell my mom she had forgotten a tie...
Apr 30, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Pyramid of the Capitalist System (1911) The working class undergirds everything in this cartoon of capitalist society.
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free The Calendar Read Free The Calendar I’m talking to a friend about when we can get together in the second month of summer. Relevant: I’m White, she’s Black. Me: "How about the 19th?" Friend: "Sorry, my family’s ...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pie Is A Lie Read The Pie Is A Lie Customer: "I want the mud slide pie flavor." All the flavors have little pictures, and the picture of this flavor was a sliver of chocolate pie with whipped cream and a cherry...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m outside on my break, enjoying the pleasant weather and eating my lunch. It’s important to note I am a large woman – around 130kg at 5’9″ – but considering this nearly 2 years ago I weighe...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days Read You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days After leaving the Marines, the spousal unit was able to get his teaching certification through the Troops to Teachers program and began ...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My partner and I are spending the week of Thanksgiving in [Southern State], a state neither of us have been to. We’re from the Frozen North (Chicago) but we have friends and family down there,...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk Read Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk Customer: "Can you get something down for me?" Me: "Could you point it out?" What he was requesting was not only high, but also had a ton of other merch...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in middle school, I had long, wavy hair. At a glance, it didn’t look very long, like it came down to my shoulders; however, pulling it straight, it came down past my shoulder blades...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (One thing I make every year for Christmas is pigs in blankets for a brunch and we have leftover ones with Yorkshire puddings for dinner, my husband comes into the kitchen and asks this) Husba...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was one of two Jews in a large pharmacy department at a local hospital, fresh out of pharmacy school. Our pharmacy director and his kids made cute Rudolph themed ornaments for everyone. I th...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Read There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Customer: "Can I get a slice of pizza?" Me: "Uh... this is a Chinese restaurant." Customer: "Oh, well, I'll just have an eggroll pizza then."...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Customer: “Smile!” Me: *attempts to smile, looks at my supervisor* Supervisor: *bursts out laughing* “That’s a grimace, honey!” Read
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 We open at 11 AM. I didn't have a chance to lock the door on my way in, so as I go back to the door, a guy comes in, and I tell him: Me: "I'm sorry, sir! We don't...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knot An Emergency Read Knot An Emergency Caller: "Quick! You need to send someone out here!" Me: "For what reason? Is there an issue with your furniture?" Caller: "Yes! There's a nick on the side of the table!" Read...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Read When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Me: "This chain has never done that, sir. You might be thinking about another place." Customer: "You're just being a lazy teenager! Do it...
