Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oil You Need Is Experience Read Oil You Need Is Experience Manager: "For the first six months, you’ll be cross-trained in all kitchen positions and on checkout. About one shift a week in each." Prospective Assistant Manager:...
Apr 30, 2026 from Tim Hårek April 2026 Summer is approaching, my family is getting bigger, and life keeps on giving! From the blog since my last recently post: Subscribe via RSS 🍀 Life Our second daughter was born this month! We are now...
Apr 30, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Getting Mercator'd You ever just feel like all you'll ever amount to is just a series of impulses that can only see life as a series of unreliable snapshots and not the full, fluid thing it actually is? Yeah, me neit...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Read Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Customer: "I read online that the production cost for this frappe is only $2.89." Me: "Possibly. I'm not aware of the production costs." Customer: "So then w...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Be a Dog, Please Be A Dog… Read Please Be a Dog, Please Be A Dog… Boss: "Finally! What took you so long?" Coworker: "My roommate, he, uh..." Boss: *In an "Oh, I've gotta hear this" tone.* "He what?" Read Please Be a Dog, Ple...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Even Barristers Gotta Hustle These Days Read Even Barristers Gotta Hustle These Days Two old ladies are looking at the menu, and then look over at my colleague. Lady #1: "What does his shirt say?" Lady #2: "Barista." Lady #1: "What, like...
Apr 29, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Habits Shape Identity? 12 Daily Habits That Change Who You Become Understanding how habits shape identity is the single most powerful insight you can apply to personal growth, and once you grasp it, the way you approach every daily decision changes permanently. M...
Apr 29, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software GrafanaCon 2026 I recently attended my first GrafanaCon, held in Barcelona, Spain, from 20-22 April. I hated it. TL;DR; There was a lot to hate about this conference. It was incredibly well organized, which made m...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Third Time’s The Harm Read Third Time’s The Harm I worked security for a major military contractor at one point. Our supervisor liked using our 'random' search number as a tool for punishment for perceived grievances wi...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No R-Egg-rets Read No R-Egg-rets Customer: "I want your [salad that contains several hard-boiled eggs], but I'm lactose intolerant. Is there a way I can have it without the eggs? I can’t do dairy." Me: "So, it's...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’ll Be Fine Without The Fine, Thanks Read We’ll Be Fine Without The Fine, Thanks Customer: "A beer for my wife and me." Me: "Sir, in compliance with our minor control plan, I can only serve one drink per person." Customer: "But my wif...
Apr 29, 2026 from Peter's Path The Westminster Confession of Faith Why read the book? The Westminster Confession of Faith was written in 1646 by Puritan ministers at the request of the English Parliament. It is a clear summary of what the Bible teaches on the main...
Apr 29, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria 29th April 2026. 9:57 PM. 29th April 2026. 9:57 PM.Tomorrow is the last day of NaPoWriMo. Last year, I remember writing a more openly heartfelt closing post. This year, I do not know yet what kind of ending this April will ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Respect Gets Same Read Zero Respect Gets Same Me: "So… I quit." Manager: "…Fine. Hand in your two weeks later today." Me: "No, no, no. I quit, as in right now. I'm talking to you now solely to tell you that I am wal...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Brewed Awakening, Part 3 Read A Brewed Awakening, Part 3 Customer: "Don’t you sell regular coffee? What’s all this bubble stuff?" Me: "We don't sell regular coffee, but there's a really nice coffee place literally next doo...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brace Yourself Read Brace Yourself Boss: "Would you help this man? He's looking for a bracelet for his wife." Uncle: "Oh, no, this is for my girlfriend." Read Brace Yourself
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Count Yourself Out Read How To Count Yourself Out Bouncer: "Listen, bud, I'm gonna count to five—" He couldn't finish the thought because the guy instantly shouted back: Guy: "—MAKE IT THREE! I AIN'T GOT ALL NIGHT!" ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fee Free Wee Fee Read Fee Free Wee Fee Me: "I just had to explain to a customer that the ATM outside saying 'Free Cash Withdrawals' meant that we don't charge them to withdraw their own cash, not that we will liter...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is one of my favourite stories about my kids surprising me for Christmas. I, my husband, and our youngest son live on a farm about two hours away by car from the nearest city with a [Big ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Referred To Nowhere Read Referred To Nowhere I'm ushered into a room, and am told by someone (a tech? a nurse? who knows, because they did not say a single word of greeting or introduction to me) to strip down so they...
