Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Permanent Memory Read A Permanent Memory My mother has always hated tattoos, and when I got a couple of small ones that are easily covered, she would give me issues about who would want me, who’s going to hire me, ...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The One With The Sitcom Rules Read The One With The Sitcom Rules New Friend: "Why do they keep inviting Ross?" Me: "What?" New Friend: "Every episode, somebody is upset. Half the time, it is Ross. The other half, Ross caused it...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cooler Heads Did Not Prevail Read Cooler Heads Did Not Prevail Our store had a policy: An extra dollar for cartons from the cool room. This led to so many arguments over the years from customers who couldn't understand why thi...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My co-workers and I are just arriving and I’ve put down a plastic bag with a couple of calzones that I intend to have for lunch today. Note that I am male, and all of my co-workers are female....
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Birds, The Bees, And The BNC Connectors Read The Birds, The Bees, And The BNC Connectors While I was attending a lecture in HVAC school, the teacher said something about male and female electrical connectors. I happened to be sitting nex...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am getting ready to transfer to a college. I want to live on campus and the Christian students have their cheaper housing. In order to get into it I need three character references. So I ask...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wrong Answers Only Read Wrong Answers Only A client calls in and states they cannot use their phone for verification. No problem, I have three other ways to verify. The client fails ALL of them. Every single last one...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was visiting the Bronx Zoo during the summer years ago. Throughout the zoo are different mini marts where you can pick up all kinds of souvenirs and such that are usually themed around the c...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is the story of how my mom being a mom, my youngest sister eating in the same place every day, and me doing as I was told, got us kicked out of my uncle’s house. We didn’t have a place to...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If Push Comes To Shove… Still Not Getting It Read If Push Comes To Shove… Still Not Getting It Mum: "So, the scooter with the lights…" Me: "Yes, madam?" Mum: "Is it faster, because it's more expensive?" Me: "Uh, no. It's only as fast as the p...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in eighth grade, I had a huge crush on a guy who went to my church and one morning, I thought it would be a great idea to corner him and confess after service. It went something like this...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was at school, and somehow the topic of me being genderfluid came up. (Keep in mind that this was in science class.) The boy sitting next to me looked at me with a weird expression and said,...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Optical Delusion Read Optical Delusion Customer: "I'll have the green one, please!" Me: "There are two shades of green packs." I show them both. Me: "Which one do you want?" Customer: "Neither." Read Optical Delusion
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust Read Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust I work at a pizza restaurant. We have table dining as well as take-out orders. I take a customer call. Caller: "Yes, we need sixty pizzas, please. Thir...
Jun 25, 2026 from Previous Magazine Best Settings and Habits That Actually Help You Climb in Valorant Valorant is one of the top first-person hero shooters out there. It seems like everyone wants to rank up from Iron to Radiant, but that’s easier said than done. If you need some help with climbing ...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Long Buff Arm Of The Law Read The Long Buff Arm Of The Law I worked at a 24-hour gym. A lady came in at 1 AM. As she's checking in, she asks me: Gym Member: "Why is there a police car outside?" Me: "A sergeant comes in pre...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Box Them Into A Corner Read Box Them Into A Corner When we arrived, the receptionist told us that the person who was supposed to give us our refund wasn’t available. We weren’t at all impressed, since we had an appointme...
Jun 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Fortune Found At trivia last night, I didn't pay for any booze or food the whole night. Once my friends had left, I decided to stick around for a quick smoke. After my smoke, I hit the ATM and got $20 so I could...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget Read A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget The guy starts ordering a steak burrito and then continues to add every possible add-on two or three times. Every step of the way, I kept interjecting: Me: "Si...
Jun 24, 2026 from Improve Something Today What kind of water is this like? A simple practice for noticing awareness You know I love simple practices. This is one of the simplest, coursing down the centuries since, at least, these discourses in the Pāli Canon where the Buddha is in conversation with a guy called ...
