Jun 24, 2026 from Improve Something Today What kind of water is this like? A simple practice for noticing awareness You know I love simple practices. This is one of the simplest, coursing down the centuries since, at least, these discourses in the Pāli Canon where the Buddha is in conversation with a guy called ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Improve Something Today What kind of water is this like? A simple practice for noticing awareness A momentary observation for seeing the quality of your experience without, hopefully, worrying too much about how or why.
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy Read Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy Me: "Can we use a foreign passport because my dad doesn't have any Brazilian documents?" Rep: "He needs to use an identity document." Me: "Yes, he ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way Read The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way Caller: "Hello, yes, I wanted to book a stay at a hotel I saw on TV." Me: "Of course, ma'am. What hotel was it?" Caller: "The Whit...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines Read Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines Coworker: "I'd love to go to Japan, but Asia is soooo far away that I'd only go if it was like, a two-week trip or something." Me: "Didn't you go to Arg...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat Read Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat Customer: *Looking at the dessert menu.* "Is the New York cheesecake made in New York?" Me: "No, ma'am. It's made in-house. The name just indicates the...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Loan Ranger Read The Loan Ranger But this new company wants to charge me a $14.95 "convenience" fee to take a payment online. This is absolutely stupid. I can make a payment over the phone and pay another fee,...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Light Trim Read A Light Trim I work at the woodcutting counter. Customers bring me lengths of lumber that we sell to cut down to size. A customer places a long fluorescent light tube down on my counter. Custo...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space? Read Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space? Me: "What happened here?!" Customer: "I was installing software. It started fine, but then it asked me to insert disk two, and it wou...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Operation: Guilt Trip Read Operation: Guilt Trip He gets an iPad from his bag and starts typing, talking about all the ways his team has helped people. I nod politely, cash in hand, waiting for my opportunity. Man: "So ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sweetness To The Ninety-Ninth Power Read Sweetness To The Ninety-Ninth Power I used to work at a Tim Hortons. Customer: "Get me a Gretzky." Me: "Sorry… a what?" Customer: "A Gretzky. Nine creams, nine sugars." Read Sweetness To The N...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Telling Grandma Straight… Kinda Read Telling Grandma Straight… Kinda Mom: "I just don't think children should be around a gay man." Me: "He's their uncle." Mom: "But he's gay." Me: "And?" Mom: "You know what I mean." Read Telling...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Many Wives Does This Guy Have? Read How Many Wives Does This Guy Have? I was sitting in my van in the parking lot of my son's school. Suddenly, the passenger door opens, and a grown man gets in. He made eye contact and then clos...
Jun 24, 2026 from The Jaxson Jacksonville’s working waterfront in 1930 Today, the Jaxson takes a look into the working waterfront history of Jacksonville’s urban core. Produced by the Jacksonville Port Bureau and the Jacksonville Chamber of Commerce, this collection o...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Lick Of Common Sense Read A Lick Of Common Sense A grandma and her granddaughters come up to my register. After giving the two girls some stickers, I scanned their items. It's been a bit of a long day, so when Grandma ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am working the box office during matinee hours. A disheveled-looking old man comes up to the counter. Customer: one ticket for [movie] Me: That will be $7 Customer: But i‘m a senior! I get a...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scrubbed Of Credibility Read Scrubbed Of Credibility When it was finally my turn, the man behind the counter looked me up and down very slowly. He took in the white coat, the name tag, the stethoscope, the reflex hammer… ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We are currently closing down and so everything is 50% off and this is the average conversation Customer: is everything 50% off? Me: yes everything is 50% off Customer then picks up a card: is...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I go to pick up an order and the worker, an old man, ignores me and plays on his phone. Not wanting to interrupt him I wait until he looks up. He scolds me for startling him and grabs my orde...
