Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fee Free Wee Fee Read Fee Free Wee Fee Me: "I just had to explain to a customer that the ATM outside saying 'Free Cash Withdrawals' meant that we don't charge them to withdraw their own cash, not that we will liter...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is one of my favourite stories about my kids surprising me for Christmas. I, my husband, and our youngest son live on a farm about two hours away by car from the nearest city with a [Big ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Referred To Nowhere Read Referred To Nowhere I'm ushered into a room, and am told by someone (a tech? a nurse? who knows, because they did not say a single word of greeting or introduction to me) to strip down so they...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the same middle school teacher who submitted the story “Be Careful Coming In That Hot Around The Gas Pumps”, back with another story of the perils of being a big-and-tall man with full bi...
Apr 29, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 29] - After Opening the Same Window NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 29]Day Twenty-NineHappy Wednesday, all, and happy penultimate day of National/Global Poetry Writing Month! Our featured participant for the day is Sunra Rainz, whose response ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a games shop. One of my coworkers has almost single-handedly designed the way that our back room is sorted, “prioritizing ease of access, awareness of remaining stock, and grouping g...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com High Expectations On Tall Orders Read High Expectations On Tall Orders I'm doing some shopping when I get a tap on my shoulder. A man asks me for help getting a jacket from a higher-up rack. Me: "Oh, sorry, man, I don’t work here....
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a small convenience store and being in the part of Honolulu that we are located you get used to seeing a lot of homeless individuals. There are, of course, those who cause problems b...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Has Anyone Been Unable To Read The Room This Much Read Never Has Anyone Been Unable To Read The Room This Much We had one visitor a couple of weeks ago who looked around the library in awe and told me, "You know, this place could be so nice if it ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’ve been grounded for the weekend. Mom is scolding me for looking for other random things to do which i am not forbidden to do.) Me: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Mom: *face tur...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I started at my job, I was a floater: I had a certain minimum number of hours I could expect to work and a timeframe of when those hours could fall, but I didn’t always do the same job. I...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity Read Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity Customer: "I want to claim on your device protection to get another one." Me: *Looking into his account.* "Sir, you can't claim. You haven't been paying your bill,...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap Read It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap Day Trip Customer: "It's cheaper at Walmart." Me: "I would expect so, it's Walmart." Day Trip Customer: "That's all you got t...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Count Me In Read Count Me In A customer (with a loyalty card) comes into my checkout with a full cart and pays in cash. In fact, he pays in exact change. As I'm counting it out, I hear this exchange between hi...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hot Desking Read Hot Desking A coworker has been on a call with a user for almost half an hour, trying to figure out why her computer isn't powering up. Coworker: "And you're sure the outlet is working okay?" ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Storms I had a bit of a rocky morning, but this afternoon is turning out better. I had to take my mom to a doctor's appointment, and while I was waiting for her to finish up in the parking lot, it started...
Apr 28, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Käsekuchenkarte Vom Käsekuchen zur Weltkarte in fünf Schritten.
Apr 28, 2026 from Previous Magazine Office Batteries: What to Know Before Buying Open the supply cupboard in most offices and you’ll probably find a drawer full of loose batteries. Some still work. Some definitely don’t. And a few have probably been sitting there for years beca...
Apr 28, 2026 from Peter's Path Paradise Lost by John Milton Why read the book? John Milton wrote Paradise Lost in 1667. It is one of the greatest epic poems in the English language. The poem tells how Satan and his fallen angels rebel against God and are ca...
Apr 28, 2026 from R74n Newsletter GenTown Update: Astronomy, Zoology, Onomatology! Residents can now discover neighboring planets, moons, plants, animals, and more!