Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Best Buystander Read Best Buystander Manager: "Thank you. You didn't need to help, but I appreciate you being nice to her." I picked out a couple of things, got in line to check out, and the manager (seeing me che...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I have a fairly common first name. Let’s say it’s Sara.) (A coworker I’m friends with came up to me one day while I was in the back. She seemed concerned.) Coworker: I never would have guesse...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scan You Hear Me Now? Read Scan You Hear Me Now? The doors open, the first people approach the terminal, and I can already see they have gone into the QR scan option, and are waving their phone in front of the camera. W...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I went to a small bagel shop on a Sunday morning. It was very crowded so I ordered to go and was asked to wait outside by a flamboyant employee. While I was waiting, a couple with a young girl...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened to my mother, who is a real estate agent in a smallish village, which means there are a lot of cottages in the area. A man wanted to sell his cottage, so he asked for a value eva...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com McSatiated Read McSatiated Customer: "I want… two twenty-nugget meals! That’s… that's… forry! I want forry nuggets! And nine sauces!" Me: "Uh, tell you what. Eat twenty first, and once done, order another twe...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Fraud Read Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Fraud Customer: "This TV sucks. I need my money back." Me: "Do you have your receipt?" Customer: "Look it up." Me: "Sure. I can use the UPC on the box, I just nee...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Going Bananas About Ananas Read Going Bananas About Ananas Customer: "Can I speak to a manager?" Me: "You are speaking to the highest-ranking manager in the store, ma'am. What do you need?" Customer: "I have a complaint abou...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Interest-ing Theory Read Interest-ing Theory A janitor needed to replace duct filters in the section where I was working. Having no security clearance, it was required that he be escorted by someone with secret securi...
Jun 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tunnels There really is no light at the end of the tunnel, right? Come on, that's not so bad. The tunnel's pretty nice, you know? Maybe we can pitch a tent here, have some coffee, and chat about tunnel lif...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bridge Over Troubled Selfies Read Bridge Over Troubled Selfies Customer: "Excuse me, but we just passed [Famous Bridge]." Me: "That's right." Customer: "Well, my wife and I tried to get a selfie with it in the background, but ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read The Room… From Cover To Cover Read Read The Room… From Cover To Cover My call centre deals with magazine subscriptions. We're supposed to try to prevent cancellations, if possible, either by giving a better price, suggesting a ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Social Meat-ia Challenge Read The Social Meat-ia Challenge I was working in a fast-food chain during a brief but annoying social media trend where customers tried adding as many patties and cheese to a burger as possible. ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Be Mandarin Your Own Business Read Should Be Mandarin Your Own Business Old Lady: *In Mandarin.* "What does the [Black Man] want?" The word she uses to describe my skin color, while not exactly a slur, isn't exactly the kindest...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping It Reel Read Keeping It Reel Our gym has a dedicated 'content area' with lighting, mirrors, and space for tripods. Most people who want to film workouts use it. We have a specific rule that filming in all ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hue Knew? Read Hue Knew? He was an older guy, initially pleasant enough, but he quickly began to grate on the rest of the shop due to his unwillingness to learn the ins and outs of our products and not getti...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ten-Top Tamer Read The Ten-Top Tamer Woman: "Just keep putting the dishes in the middle of the table and let me distribute." Me: "Oh, uh, cool!" I put it down, and the woman shouts at a guy at the table. Woman: ...
Jun 23, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Deciphering basmalah Making the rounds last week was this magnificent article on the complications of Arabic typesetting, An interactive introduction to the terrific experience of rendering Arabic typography and its te...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Caught Red-M&M-Handed Read Caught Red-M&M-Handed I see a guy and his son, reaching into the M&Ms with their hands, picking some out and plopping them into their bag, and chucking others back in with the other M&Ms. Me: ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Peter's Path Biking in Hollandse Duinen National Park Biked in Hollandse Duinen National Park with a distance of 37.40 kilometres. Hollandse Duinen National Park runs along the South Holland coast from Hook of Holland to Katwijk, wrapping around The H...
