Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Re-Make Someone’s Day Read How To Re-Make Someone’s Day Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "The graphics are f****** awful!" Me: "Well, yeah, they're old games." Customer: "But it just came out!" Read How...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Slice Of Eternity Read A Slice Of Eternity Customer: "How much longer will my pizza take?" Me: "Let me check." *Finds ticket.* "Looks like we ordered fifteen minutes ago, so it'll be ready in ten minutes tops." Cust...
Apr 25, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 23 Hiked part 23/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 19.0 kilometres from Schaarsbergen to Otterlo. A long walk through the Hoge Veluwe National Park, with woods at the start and end and wide open heath in...
Apr 25, 2026 from Peter's Path A Preface to Paradise Lost by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote A Preface to Paradise Lost. It began as a series of lectures given at Oxford in 1941. Lewis sets out to help readers enjoy and understand Milton’s long poem. He ...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear Read The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear Customer: "I'll pay cash." And then for some reason, he starts trying to mess with the iPad that's facing him and showing him his total (it's n...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance Read Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance Me: "I'm going to apply for America's Got Talent." Mom: "You'll never get on that show." Me: "Why? You said I have a good voice." Mom: "You do, but all the winne...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Read The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Some friends and I are watching the Artemis 2 footage on YouTube while hanging out. Friend: "If they're on the dark side of the Moon, how come it's...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage Read The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage He stands up, walks to the middle of the floor, and asks: Customer: "What can I get to eat around here?!" His date is reading the menu, so I point to her and say...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read While I was in line to make a return, I passed the five-minute-tops wait time by reading the signs around me. Most of it was stuff like return policy and numbers to call for assistance, but on...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s a normal day in the office doing people’s taxes so that they can get their refunds. It’s a relatively quiet day, early may, and we’re mostly filing taxes for people who got extensions. Su...
Apr 25, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 25] - The Window Keeps Its Own Counsel NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 25] Day Twenty-Five Hello, all! Happy Saturday, and happy 25th day of Na/GloPoWriMo! Our featured daily participant is Behind Door Number 3, where the response to Day 24’s “st...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read With the manager leaving on the 21st of this month (December) I’m feeling a bit safer talking about issues with him. I’ll try not to be too ranty, but for someone so seemingly nice, he was not...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a phobia of spiders. I hate being in the same room as the little nightmares, and will always summon backup to get the bug OUT. At the time of this tale, I worked in a store. One day, I ...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Actual phone conversation: Dr.’s office: Hello, this is the Dr.’s office, calling to confirm your appointment for tomorrow? Me: Oh, good, thank you for calling. I need to reschedule this appoi...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 80s, my dad – a former cop – was working as a driving examiner. Non-native speakers of English were permitted to have a translator with them for their tests, and they would simply ...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Table That Attitude Read Table That Attitude Me: "If you want six people to dine in with us tonight, it's going to be a half-hour wait." Customer: "Well, I don't want to." Me: "That's unfortunate." Customer: "That's a...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Educate Yourself On How To Behave Read Educate Yourself On How To Behave There's a patron who's there almost every day, known for being a jerk to everyone, who, every few months, asks me if anyone on staff can do web development fo...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rhyme And Punishment Read Rhyme And Punishment The people in my office, all aged twenty-five and over, aren't the most mature bunch. Coworker #1: "Eww! Who farted!" Coworker #2: "He who smelt it, dealt it." Coworker #1...
