Jun 23, 2026 from Previous Magazine Science-Backed Habits for Sustainable Weight Management When it comes to weight management, you need to learn how to separate the genuinely helpful advice from the misinformation that is spread across the internet. Many influencers promote crash diets a...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Can’t Expect Those Who Can’t Read A Room To Read A Sign Read You Can’t Expect Those Who Can’t Read A Room To Read A Sign HR Lady: "I can't get my d*** ice! There's somebody using the d*** room with the ice machine. You KNOW I only drink ice cold water, ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pizza Is A Science Read Pizza Is A Science A caller is ordering a pizza. We're having a significant language barrier, but we're making it work. We finally got to the toppings; they listed what they wanted: mushrooms,...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lettuce Clarify Read Lettuce Clarify I'm driving my ten-year-old twin girls home from school. Me: "So, how was school?" Daughter #1: "My teacher's a virgin, and she told me I should be too." Read Lettuce Clarify
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Good Deed Goes Uncommented Read No Good Deed Goes Uncommented Me: "Last-minute request for someone to watch my dogs this weekend! My regular dog sitter had a family emergency, and I can’t get anyone to reply on Wag or Rover....
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hot Take Gets The Cold Shoulder Read Hot Take Gets The Cold Shoulder Customer: "I'm cold! Can you turn up the heat?" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't. You're in an unfortunate spot right under a vent. How about we move you so you're not g...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We had a rather irate tourist yesterday complaining that his railway trip hadn’t included a view of Stonehenge. Apparently this was ALL he and his family had come to the UK to see and he was a...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Infectious Personality Read An Infectious Personality One of my earlier teaching jobs (1980s) was as a midyear replacement to teach chemistry, a subject for which it was, and is, very difficult to find qualified teachers...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In garden centers, it’s actually standard practice to wear work shoes with steel toes. (You know… tractors, trucks, heavy boxes, etc. that can roll or fall on your feet…) My boss, however, was...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My girlfriend related this story to me. She was getting a soda at a convenience store a couple blocks from the site of the LDS Church’s semi-annual General Conference Weekend tomorrow (or Gene...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Menu-vering Through The Drive-Thru Read Menu-vering Through The Drive-Thru Customer: "How much is [combo]?" Me: *Looking at the menu to make sure the price is clear.* "$7.85." Customer: "And [other combo]?" Me: *Looking at the same ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (A man called in to request some medication refills yesterday. The request is so inappropriate (he isn’t even an established patient, and the one appointment he’d had in recent history didn’t ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Curious Card Of Benjamin Button Read The Curious Card Of Benjamin Button Me: "ID, please." Customer: "Are you f****** kidding me?!" Me: "Sorry, store policy. I cannot sell alcohol to anyone without an ID, or I'm fired." Customer:...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Ask The Wild Card Read Don’t Ask The Wild Card I work in a large bookstore and stationery store. Customer: "Do you have cards?" Me: "What kind of cards?" Customer: "Just cards!" Read Don’t Ask The Wild Card
Jun 23, 2026 from Previous Magazine Choosing the Right Electrician for Your Home Whether you want to integrate smart home technology or need emergency electrical repairs, it’s essential to find the right residential electrician for the job. If the electrical work isn’t done pro...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Toll Me About It! Read Toll Me About It! Passenger: "How much is the toll?" Me: "About seven dollars." Passenger: "Nope. I'm not paying seven dollars to the government." Me: "Okay, but the toll route is the reason i...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Watt Just Happened? Read Watt Just Happened? Lady #2: "Okay, listen, you owe $[amount] in June, and you need to pay the rest—" Me: "Wait, please, I... I don't understand. I just paid, and I wanted—" Lady #2: "And it's...
Jun 23, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Asking for What? Novelty is a real bitch, isn't it? What, you mean like how I can't come up with a better opening tag? Or the fact I use opening tags at all? Come on man, I'm trying to make art here. Anyway, having...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quarterback Read Quarterback Customer: "Twenty-five cents came off for the deal, right?" Me: "That's right." Customer: "Then why is it $3.50?" Me: "Because the item was $3.49 before the coupon. The coupon brou...
Jun 22, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog My Steam Machine is a 50ft HDMI Cable It turns out that a _very_ long HDMI cable, a Steam Controller 2 and Bazzite on a second drive was all I needed to get a comfortable couch gaming experience.
