Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Educate Yourself On How To Behave Read Educate Yourself On How To Behave There's a patron who's there almost every day, known for being a jerk to everyone, who, every few months, asks me if anyone on staff can do web development fo...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rhyme And Punishment Read Rhyme And Punishment The people in my office, all aged twenty-five and over, aren't the most mature bunch. Coworker #1: "Eww! Who farted!" Coworker #2: "He who smelt it, dealt it." Coworker #1...
Apr 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog True Calling Don't you hate it whenever you're playing some stupid puzzle game and you can't find the solution, so then you start having a harsh realization with yourself about your intellectual abilities and y...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dropped The Ball… And The TV Read Dropped The Ball… And The TV We did offer him insurance, but no, he very vehemently refuses. We hand over the large box and asks if he needs help getting it out to his car. No, he's fine, he w...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snow Way In Or Out Read Snow Way In Or Out Manager: "Being snowed in is not an excuse. Get in here." Coworker: "I told [My Name], I CAN'T. My door is unable to open. I couldn't even leave the house to take a p*** wit...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fizz-ical Limits Read Fizz-ical Limits Me: "Ours are just standard mimosas. Half sparkling wine, half orange juice." Customer: "Wait… that's it?! It’s not booze?" Me: "Well, the sparkling wine is alcoholic." Custom...
Apr 24, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Feuerballreichweite Wenn du in Feuerballreichweite deines Gegners bist, dann ist dein Gegner auch in Reichweite deiner Feuerbälle.
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Each Generation Has The Write Stuff Read Each Generation Has The Write Stuff Secretary: "Was this you?" Me: "Haha, yes, that's me. I know, my handwriting isn't that legible." Secretary: "Legible is an overstatement! This doesn't even...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts Read Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts Customer: "Yes, it's an OUTDOOR shower!" He didn't yell, but made sure to overpronounce his words as if I didn't realize what the term meant. Customer...
Apr 24, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 24] - Night Shift NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 24]Day Twenty-Four We’ve made it to the final Friday of National/Global Poetry Writing Month 2026, everyone! Today’s featured participant is Poem Dive, where you’ll find a rat...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spray No More Read Spray No More When I answer and see what they're bothering me for, I ask if they saw my (prominently displayed) yard sign saying "no soliciting". They typically come back with "well, we're not...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com At Face Value Read At Face Value Then, toward the end of his meal, he waved me over, held out a $10 bill, and said: Customer: "Smile for me." Me: "I'm good. Enjoy the rest of your meal." Customer: "C'mon. Smile ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 17/2026 NMG 2026 results are out. If you are a grantee, congratulations. This is the 9th edition of 2026 and the biggest both in terms of total grant and the number of grantees. Initial emails have been se...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They’ve Had Enough Of Their Ship Read When They’ve Had Enough Of Their Ship Guest: "You need to turn off the fog horns! It's disturbing my sleep!" Coworker: "Ma'am, you do realize the fog horns are there as a safety feature, to wa...
Apr 24, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 22 Hiked part 22/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 17.7 kilometres from Hoog Soeren to Garderen. Left Hoog Soeren past thatched farms and a small chapel, then crossed the golf course into beech and pine ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Exposing The Grande Scheme Read Exposing The Grande Scheme Me: "Can I get a small latte, please?" Cashier: "We only do medium or large." Me: "Okay, I'll get a medium, then." Read Exposing The Grande Scheme
Apr 24, 2026 from Peter's Path Letters on Living the Faith by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Letters on Living the Faith. This recent collection brings together excerpts from hundreds of his personal letters. Editor David C. Downing has chosen the most h...
Apr 24, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 23] - Thursday Practices NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 23]Day Twenty-ThreeWhat’s so good about Thursday, anyway? Well, when it’s in April, it furnishes an excellent excuse to write another poem for Na/GloPoWriMo! Our featured part...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Retail Environments Are Always Horror Movies Read Retail Environments Are Always Horror Movies Me: *Explaining dream.* "Yeah, it was fun until the end, then it turned into a horror game." Girlfriend: "...Huh, weird. Anyway, wanna hear the mus...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com England, But The Prequel Read England, But The Prequel Regular: "So what are your holiday plans?" Me: "I'm going to England for a few weeks." Regular: "Do you know the language?" Read England, But The Prequel
