Jun 23, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Asking for What? Novelty is a real bitch, isn't it? What, you mean like how I can't come up with a better opening tag? Or the fact I use opening tags at all? Come on man, I'm trying to make art here. Anyway, having...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quarterback Read Quarterback Customer: "Twenty-five cents came off for the deal, right?" Me: "That's right." Customer: "Then why is it $3.50?" Me: "Because the item was $3.49 before the coupon. The coupon brou...
Jun 22, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog My Steam Machine is a 50ft HDMI Cable It turns out that a _very_ long HDMI cable, a Steam Controller 2 and Bazzite on a second drive was all I needed to get a comfortable couch gaming experience.
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And This Is Why We Do The Thing, Part 2 Read And This Is Why We Do The Thing, Part 2 Me: "Is everyone here? Where's the boss?" Employee #1: "Oh my God, I forgot to tell him!" She takes her phone out and starts calling. Meanwhile, [Employ...
Jun 22, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual HTTP/3 stats Ist HTTP/3 für dieses Blog schneller als 1.1 oder 2?
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lost Child Versus A Lost Cause Read Lost Child Versus A Lost Cause A customer has requested assistance in the electronics section, specifically selecting an expensive item that's behind glass. I have the key, so I'm walking towa...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Chickens And The Bees Read The Chickens And The Bees Me: "Uh, [Manager], did you type up this invoice for the chicken company?" Manager: "Yeah." Me: "Might want to redo the line for the 'whole chickens'." Read The Chick...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope! Read Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope! Mother: "This is my son's favorite character of all time." Me: "Awesome! I'm glad you were able to find this for him." She sighs deeply. Mother: "Yeah… It's such a shame ...
Jun 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net Deep Work in Practice: 9 Techniques to Achieve More in Less Time Understanding deep work in practice is the difference between simply being busy and actually getting meaningful things done. In a world full of pings, tabs, and endless notifications, the ability t...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Pudding Up With This Read Not Pudding Up With This The bill arrives, and we have been charged an additional £9, for £39 in total. I query this with the server. Server: "That offers only valid with desserts, and you sai...
Jun 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net Building Mental Stamina? 9 Proven Habits to Train Your Mind Like an Athlete Mental stamina is the quiet superpower behind almost every meaningful achievement. It is the reason some people can sit with a hard problem for two hours while others give up after fifteen minutes,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth Read They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth A customer wanders over to me in the produce department holding a pack of kiwis. Customer: "Do you sell these but, like, not hairy? The hair is gross." Me: "Uh, no...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Matter Of Principal Read A Matter Of Principal Me: "So you're looking to borrow one million dollars with no income, no savings, and no down payment." Husband: "Yeah." Me: "I'm afraid that's not going to qualify." Wife...
Jun 22, 2026 from Peter's Path Biking in Zuid-Kennemerland National Park Biked in Zuid-Kennemerland National Park with a distance of 31.34 kilometres. Zuid-Kennemerland National Park sits on the North Sea coast in the province of North Holland, between Haarlem, Bloemend...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prepared To Wing It Read Prepared To Wing It Recently, I applied for a new role in my organisation, and asked a senior in my branch for help preparing for the interviews. I figured she's in the coveted "technical spec...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mom, Water You Thinking?! Read Mom, Water You Thinking?! Me: "Ma'am! Please stay with your son." Mother: "I can't, I have an appointment. I'll be back in about an hour." Me: "You can't leave your son unattended in the pool,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred Read When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred Me: "How was the movie?" Mom: "It was scary, but funny." Me: "What movie was it?" Mom: "Em Three Gan." Read When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Phoning It In Read Phoning It In Back when mobile phones were still very new, a young guy got on the train I was on, phone stuck to the side of his head. Read Phoning It In
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Hope For Pattern Recognition Read A New Hope For Pattern Recognition A customer is looking at the movie titles. Customer: "Can I ask you a question?" Me: "Of course!" Customer: "What's a Mandalorian?" Read A New Hope For Patte...
