Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m only going to preface this by saying that the only reason I haven’t looked for another job yet is I needed the money and I have an outstanding repair bill that I’m paying off a bit at a ti...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failed The Acid Test Read Failed The Acid Test Me: "Then you'll want a mouthwash containing hydrogen peroxide, and definitely NOT hydrochloric acid. The acid is highly corrosive and dangerous and definitely should not ...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I once bought a food in the supermarket, which in the ingredient list that I only read at home, declared that it contained “aroma of goat”. At first I was briefly flabbergasted, automatically ...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My company handles the mail for lots of companies: we open, sort, and scan mail for insurance companies, energy companies, and many others. Today I was scanning a cheque for an energy company,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in our equivalent of highschool, I was friends with a girl in my class whose family came from the UK. As such, English was her first language which of course she spoke fluently with a bea...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Suite Child O’ Mine Read Suite Child O’ Mine Me: "It's this hotel's policy to be twenty-one to get checked in." Kid: "So you're not gonna check me in?" Me: "We can't." Kid: "Okay, I need a full refund." Read Suite Chi...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a McDonald’s in a moderately big town who is big on Sports. Every single day, there seems to be something going on that the whole town felt they needed to show up for. Football Frida...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Purple Red Flag Read The Purple Red Flag Customer: "Can I pay with this?" He shows me a €500 bill. Me: "Uh, no, sir. We accept cards and US dollars." Customer: "What if I say you can take the bill and keep the cha...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My family is currently living with a family friend for the time being. We eat very little of what he eats, and vice versa, but we make dinner work. A couple days ago, no one felt like cooking,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Thejesh GN Ride to Tamarind Valley Collective I wanted to visit TVC to monitor the construction of the house and help Kiran set up the fiber backbone for internet connectivity. TVC is roughly 90 kms from MG Road. It’s a good distance with a va...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just enough pain medication to get to the point where it still hurts, but she can forc...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Berry Difficult Decision Read A Berry Difficult Decision Suddenly, I hear from the (empty) cash register: Woman: "Hello? Helloooooo? Hello-hello-hello? Helloooooo?" Employee: *About three meters away.* "I see you, ma'am. I...
Jun 22, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Best and the Rest If I get famous, that means they're trying to kill me. Not that I'd ever get famous, right? Right? I'm kidding, but honestly, I'm still reeling a bit from that post I made yesterday. More than anyt...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Re-Make Someone’s Day, Part 2 Read How To Re-Make Someone’s Day, Part 2 Customer: "It's just a bunch of old games!" Me: "I mean, yeah? That's the entire point of the console." Customer: "It's stupid, is what it is! Who the h***...
Jun 21, 2026 from Previous Magazine Choosing Simple Payroll Solutions for Small Businesses When it comes to managing the payroll, you need to get it right. This is why many small businesses are turning to payroll solutions to stay compliant and keep their business running smoothly. If yo...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Targaryen’s Go To Dinner Read The Targaryen’s Go To Dinner Manager: *To the family.* "We will no longer be serving you this evening. We will be bringing you the bill and some to-go boxes so that you can take your food with...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Were One Spilled Coffee Away From This Exact Conversation Read You Were One Spilled Coffee Away From This Exact Conversation A little while later, word spreads that he's been terminated after a couple of pretty egregious missteps. A few minutes after that...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fiftieth Time Is The Charm Read Fiftieth Time Is The Charm Older Man: "I gave you a fifty!" The weary cashier just looked at the guy and said: Cashier: "No, you didn't, I put your twenty right here on top of the till. Here's...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Engine Is Running And So Is Their Mouth Read The Engine Is Running And So Is Their Mouth The double doors into our grocery store are a no-parking zone. We have a huge parking lot for all of that. I spot an SUV idling at the entrance. I w...
Jun 21, 2026 from Peter's Path 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 1 by Nick Needham Why read the book? Nick Needham wrote 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 1: The Age of the Early Church Fathers. It is the first book in a five-volume series on church history. This volume covers ...
