Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Comeback So Good It Seemed Planned Read A Comeback So Good It Seemed Planned I remember when I was about nine or ten, I was giving my brother a hard time. Me: "Oh yeah, well mum and dad planned me, but you were an accident!" Read A ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Space Invaders Read Space Invaders As I'm on the search for a spot, I see two spots pretty close, so I assume it's my lucky day. As I get there, I see that a pick-up has managed to take up four spots at once. If ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Final Sale Has Final Say Read Final Sale Has Final Say Me: "How much is this?" Lady: *Looking VERY tired, sounding a tad snappy.* "It's 30% off whatever the price says." I point out that the price tag was ripped and there ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m traveling with coworkers to Las Vegas for a conference the week after Thanksgiving. There are several of us who’ve arrived together, including the CEO, and his assistant had booked us for ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Principal Parking Principles Read Principal Parking Principles I took print shop in school and made up a bunch of stickers that said: Sticker: "You aren’t special. Park like a human, and not an a**hole." I made several hundred...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Schedule Future Injuries Read Please Schedule Future Injuries Student: "Hi, I've just stabbed my hand with a dirty old screwdriver, and I need help." *Holds up bleeding, bandaged hand.* Receptionist: *With a sour face.* "Y...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (There’s two things people seem to forget every single year. The carriers are swamped with about as much business between Thanksgiving and New Years and usually past then as they are for the m...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is A Phone Call Not A Gender Reveal Read This Is A Phone Call Not A Gender Reveal Rep: "No. I want your general manager. Where is he? I don't want her!" I'm now very flustered and mad because I know where this is going: Read This Is ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a bit of a temper at times, particularly when I’m over stressed. It’s something I’ve worked on for years, but sometimes it gets the better of me and I start snapping at people who absol...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At university during my second year we had two new girls joining our year that transferred from another university. We were altogether thirty-something divided into two groups of about fifteen...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You Read Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You Customer: "Is this like bug spray?" She holds out some bear mace. Read Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Son and I stop at a local pizzeria to pick up dinner. Turns out it’s karaoke night. A song starts it’s musical intro. Son: I’m not familiar with this song. Lady starts ‘singing’. Son: Apparent...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a cashier in a small second hand bookstore. I’m behind the register talking with a regular customer while a older gentleman is browsing a aisle near by. I have the radio playing when “Man,...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is A Seat-uation Read This Is A Seat-uation This conversation went on for too long, as she started demanding that we provide a second snow coach for FREE. At $1600 per day, that was absolutely not happening. Read T...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Salad Days Are Over Read Salad Days Are Over Waiter: "If you like Caesar salads, you'll like the one here." Customer: "I've had a few of them, and I didn't care for them." Waiter: "Ours tastes just like the rest. Our ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’re Not Gatekeeping The Signs! Read We’re Not Gatekeeping The Signs! Father: "How the h*** do you expect us to know that those machines have age restrictions? If some random lady hadn't told us that, my kids would still be stand...
Apr 24, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog It's OK to Use Coding Assistance Tools To Revive The Projects You Never Were Going To Finish I tried to use Claude Code with Opus 4.6 to implement a connector between Youtube Music and opensubsonic. The end result was a fairly short amount of time to get a working project.
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof Read Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof He's ordering at the bar, and in an attempt to look cool in front of the boss, he says: Guy: "I want a martini so dry you could blow ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Hallucinations I slept all day yesterday, went to bed at 9 PM, and have gone through most of the day still tired. What can I say? I'm a sleepy guy. Anyway, things are feeling a bit dull today. I don't have a whol...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Finger Lickin’ Obvious Read Finger Lickin’ Obvious Customer: "What you got besides chicken?" Me: "We're a chicken restaurant, sir. Our menu is small but high quality." Customer: "And what precisely are people who don't w...
